New Insults

[North_Ranger]

I lovingly refer to an ex of mine as "She whose name we don't mention" or "<Her Name> The Psycho Bitch Queen".

I mostly insult people in Finnish, and rarely even then. But I prefer classics such as paskiainen (bastard, or literally "shitling") or mulkvisti/mulkero (dickwad).

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ooh... I like Shitling... consider that one lexiconned

 

[HCGLNS]

Pylon

Sackrat

 

[Jay]

Pylon

Sackrat

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

 

[Frank]

Your face looks like a cum drenched, bleeding, prolapsed asshole.

Actually, calling anyone a prolapsed asshole is fun.

 

[sixpackshaker]

My best friend just put up a good one on Facebook.

fat sausage chewing wino

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Pylon

??

 

[Azurephoenix]

I'm partial to "troglodyte" myself.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You guys are all much meaner than I, I am outclassed.

I feel it's more insulting to just not acknowledge someone.

 

[Chippy]

Finland.

 

[jwhouk]

BELGIUM!

 

[Bowielee]

Oh yeah, cock knuckle and Snoopy the fuck dog are straight from Ricky's mouth. I love that series. My Newfie wife introduced me to it and we pop in random episodes all the time.

Love that show.

 

[North_Ranger]

Finland.

Yeah, that wasn't even funny anymore. Keep trying, you'll get there eventually.

*pats on the head*

 

[Chippy]

I never joke about Finland, or how nothing useful ever comes out of it ever.

 

[blotsfan]

I never joke about Finland, or how nothing useful ever comes out of it ever.

Now thats just not true.

 

[North_Ranger]

Now thats just not true.

Oh go f*** yourself, you shitling.

 

[rac3r_x]

gnatfucker, ya know cuz its tiny.

 

[PatrThom]

I feel it's more insulting to just not acknowledge someone.

My strongest punishment for someone is to withhold my assistance.

--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

I was always partial to Cock Nazi.[DOUBLEPOST=1346535042][/DOUBLEPOST]Godwin'd?

 

[WasabiPoptart]

gnatfucker, ya know cuz its tiny.

"Needledick flyfucker" is one that my mom came out with one day. It cracked me up.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Passed a car driving erratically on the highway, I was getting ready to flip them off. Then I saw he was quite old...

My buddy said, "Wow Imohotep looks like he's 100."

 

[Yoshimickster]

Jerk.

For a Jerseyan like me not putting the effort to cuss at someone and calling them this? This is a true insult, saying that I don't want to put the effort into wasting my swear-words on them.

 

[Chippy]

awww yiss so glad you're posting again

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Passed a car driving erratically on the highway, I was getting ready to flip them off. Then I saw he was quite old...

My buddy said, "Wow Imohotep looks like he's 100."

Was he wearing a hat? One of the things I learned a long time ago is that old men in hats driving on a Sunday are the absolute worst.

 

[Bowielee]

Jerk.

For a Jerseyan like me not putting the effort to cuss at someone and calling them this? This is a true insult, saying that I don't want to put the effort into wasting my swear-words on them.

Muff Cabbage?

 

[Yoshimickster]

Muff Cabbage?

Pretty sure Muff is an obscenity I think.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Pretty sure Muff is an obscenity I think.

I'm pretty sure Merkin Muffley would be a double obscenity.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Coprophilic cock-slobber

Scrofulous toad is my general "good-natured" insult towards someone, usually one of the rookies in the precinct.

 

[GasBandit]

Anybody remember the "cursing friend" from the thin H line?

 

[Yoshimickster]

If you're in Philly, calling someone a Yankees fan. Though...do not ever do this as you will most likely be murdered.

 

[North_Ranger]

Absolutely love this one:

 

[Frank]

I'm pretty sure every Poh-leece I know uses cunt more than fuck. Cunt is a much more satisfying swear. Just the harshest sounding word.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Spider-dick. Can mean soooooooooooo many things.

 

[Bowielee]

I'm pretty sure every Poh-leece I know uses smelly lady part more than fuck. smelly lady part is a much more satisfying swear. Just the harshest sounding word.

so harsh it is filtered, apparently.

 

[GasBandit]

Which is why the harshest of us ne'er-do-wells know to mangle the word a little bit. C.unt.