Well
ThatNickGuy you have some significant issues to overcome first,
mainly you're playing a halfling rogue, which is as boring and pedandic as you could expect, might as well just right a book on how Pikachu is the best Pokemon
2nd, she's playing an orc?
Interacial marriages never really end well, she's more likely to slaughter you for improperly passing the pickle jar on a Saturday picnic than spend eternity with you.
I suggest that you at the very least undergo an alignment change to evil and seek out a powerful enough wizard to polymorph you into at the very least a goblinoid, and if you can swing it maybe a hobgoblin