You... you MONSTER! I'll bet you wear sauna pants too!Well, I like my steak well done, and anyone who cooks their steak any less than that is obviously a bloodthirsty savage.
Well, I read the first review on Amazon, and how could I resist? I'm now a committed sauna pants wearer. See if you don't become one after reading this excellent review:You... you MONSTER! I'll bet you wear sauna pants too!
Like a lot of guys, I sometimes have trouble getting a good crotch sweat going. Wrapping my nethers in plastic wrap and a dozen freshly baked Hot Pockets only goes so far. So, as soon as I saw this magnificent product I knew I must have it. The friendly orange hue and easy-to-use velcro attachments greatly appealed to me, and I was very pleased to see the roomy 54" waistline!
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Now on freezing mornings the first thing I do after heaving myself out of bed is slip on my splendid Sauna Pants! Everyone else at the bus stop may be shivering but with my Sauna Pants tightly secured beneath my Utilikilt like a giant orange diaper, I know no fear of cold. When the bus arrives, my sweat-lubed legs slide effortlessly against each other as I waddle for the door. The pungent aroma that arises reminds me of my own healthful vitality. Through either jealousy or appreciation, I am always left with my own seat.
The Boy Scouts have a set protocol for flag disposal...We chose not to legislate against flag burning.
We chose to legislate that all American flags include a lethal dose of HCN when burned.
The point is that under the President's watch, militant islamist terrorists attacked a US embassy and killed the staff in it on the anniversary of 9/11 and he and his underlings lied their pants off both on national TV and before congressional committee, and finger-pointed at a video nobody had ever heard of (but once they did, it sparked even more riots) to cover their own incompetence until they got caught out in it.What's the point? This shit is so bizarrely fucked up.
The fact that they were chanting "We're all Osama, Obama" as they did so, days after the Democrat Party national convention repeatedly crowed how Obama killed Osama, has some people thinking the video is a red herring for that, as well.[DOUBLEPOST=1349990003][/DOUBLEPOST]http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/11/us-egypt-usa-protest-idUSBRE88A11N20120911
Or you know, there was a protest next door on the same day...
Pay for it? This, despite what state department CYA is claiming, is not a case of underfunding. A 10% budget cut (and remember, in washington a cut just means a smaller increase than they want) does not mean an embassy that had repeatedly requested increased security in the face of hints of an upcoming attack only gets 3 security personnel.Why is it that the one thing American security always seems to lack is foresight? We have the best tools in the world to prevent just about anything, but shit keeps happening because no one is willing to pay for vigilance. This isn't a Red or Blue issue... it's a full-on ignorance and arrogance issue and EVERY AMERICAN PRESIDENT/CONGRESS IS GUILTY OF IT.
Pretty much only Fox News cares about itSo, are we trying to turn this into ye olde October Surprise or something?
Once again, with the whole "enough fissile material for 5 bombs" thing. It's nonsense. Any actual nuclear engineer will tell you that. Completely ridiculous. On par with saying the Atlantic Ocean has enough water to make a lot of beer: technically true, not a plausible reality. They either need to enrich that uranium another 70-odd percent, in which case they can make high-yield bombs, which they're incapable of doing, or they have enough for about 1/5th of a bomb at the current quality - a low-yield, high-radiation bomb that they couldn't actualyl use anywhere interesting.
That's because every other network is in the tank for Obama. If you're going to spout banalities, so can I.Pretty much only Fox News cares about it
I think you overstate that. A lot of us think what has riled the left up so much about that mark is how close to home it hit. It's true that at least 47% of this country is petrified at the thought of having to take personal responsibility for their own life and choices.We already got the October Surprise... it just happened in September. The 47% remark is going to gaunt Romney till the election unless he can keep killing it in the debates. Obama really only needs to give his A-game during the final debate to energize his base.
Laura Frickin' Ingraham. The only person more irritating on the radio is the lady they call in when Ingraham takes a day off. (google google google) Her name is Tammy Bruce, and she sounds like a screeching Helen Lovejoy engaging in tribadism with an actual harpy.I love how Laura Ingram goes on and on about bringing our troops home from a pointless war.... while she supports a candidate who's pretty openly saying he wants to go to war again with multiple countries.
What I said was a fact, and what you said had as much credibility as "Obama secret muslim"That's because every other network is in the tank for Obama. If you're going to spout banalities, so can I.
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The day I let you lecture me on credibility is the day Biden takes laughing lessons from droopy the dog.What I said was a fact, and what you said had as much credibility as "Obama secret muslim"
The day I let you lecture me on credibility is the day Biden takes laughing lessons from droopy the dog.
Yeah, bloody old people, poor working people and Romney's dad, what a bunch of moochers.I think you overstate that. A lot of us think what has riled the left up so much about that mark is how close to home it hit. It's true that at least 47% of this country is petrified at the thought of having to take personal responsibility for their own life and choices.
The level of putting words in peoples' mouth about this quote is mindrending.Yeah, bloody old people, poor working people and Romney's dad, what a bunch of moochers.
Oh so "people that don't pay income tax" doesn't include those groups of people that don't pay income tax...The level of putting words in peoples' mouth about this quote is mindrending.