The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Mucho Burrito had Ghost pepper burritos for the past little while, ending today. I ate one on Wednesday, and made this:
I pooped within like 10minutes of eating it, it went through me like a rocket.
Just had the most awesome delayed 'like' ever.
In his quest to find pictures to photoshop, Jay happened upon the first picture I posted and liked it......over one year later.
And the old likes keep comin' in. You know, I'm a fan of this practice.
In his quest to find pictures to photoshop, Jay happened upon the first picture I posted and liked it......over one year later.
And the old likes keep comin' in. You know, I'm a fan of this practice.
Ooh boy....her comes popcorn burps. Someone ain't sleeping tonight.
Went shopping down town today. Met a French guy.
Daaaaamn French Guy, you laid the honey on so thick that any other girl probably woulda blew you right there. He was not easily deterred. He even mentioned my wedding ring and said "That doesn 't stop most."
Simultaneously creepy, hilarious and flattering.
Daaaaamn French Guy, you laid the honey on so thick that any other girl probably woulda blew you right there. He was not easily deterred. He even mentioned my wedding ring and said "That doesn 't stop most."
Simultaneously creepy, hilarious and flattering.
Are you sure it wasn't Jay?
North_Ranger
Staff member
Did he offer you a bite of his baguette?
Pretty much.
Strangely enough, the more sarcastic and insulting I became (my go to for unwanted attention) the more into it he was.
classic Jay.
figmentPez
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I heard a rumor that Nicholas Cage is going to guest star on the next series of Doctor Who. Here's a photo from the set:
Episode title "The Wicker Angels"
Episode title "The Wicker Angels"
You must have had a difficult potty-training.
Who needs beds when there are libary desks to sleep on? Such is the life of a college student.
GasBandit
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No, by that time, they're pretty much all the same color.
WIR MUSSEN DIE SKITTLEN AUSROTTEN!
I hate eating too many Skittles at once. They end up turning into this indigestible blob- UGH!
North_Ranger
Staff member
I don't like black wine gums. Red, yellow, orange, green... no prob. But not blacks.
GasBandit
Staff member
The little woman LOVES wine gums. To me, they taste like diced chapsticks.
Um, pre-sort them before you eat them? Such as buy large economy size bags, set them to sort then when you actually want to eat some later, they're all done?
You know what was my favorite thing about learning I wasn't allergic to peanuts a few years ago? NO LIMITS ON CANDY! Take Fives, Reeses, Babe Ruth- SKY IS THE MOTHER-FIZZUCKIN' LIMIT!
Genuine black licorice (from actual licorice, not from anise/fennel) is very good . Be careful how much you consume, though. Excessive consumption of black licorice will cause your testosterone level to drop and/or raise your blood pressure. Good for preventing hair loss, reducing glucose in your blood, and combatting prostate enlargement, but y'know…potential moobs and/or aneurysm.I have become a 70 year old man when it comes to candy. Most candies are too icky sweet for me but I fucking love black licorice.
All day every day.
--Patrick
Deo is not the same as anti-perspirant.
Bon-fires are great, just sitting around enjoying the toastyness, and feeling drunker than normal because your around heat. Good times.
*Bender pose* I'm back, baby!
Laptop? Officially borked. Even plugged in, it won't power on.
Good news? New laptop, baby. An 11.6 inch notebook to be precise. Honestly, given that the games I play (like Civ IV and Half-Life 2) don't require very high specs, and the only other thing I need a computer for is surfing and writing, I don't need much. It'll take some time to get used to the smaller size (sounds like my prom night?) but overall, I'm really digging it.
Laptop? Officially borked. Even plugged in, it won't power on.
Good news? New laptop, baby. An 11.6 inch notebook to be precise. Honestly, given that the games I play (like Civ IV and Half-Life 2) don't require very high specs, and the only other thing I need a computer for is surfing and writing, I don't need much. It'll take some time to get used to the smaller size (sounds like my prom night?) but overall, I'm really digging it.