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  • We're all just 5 liters of blood sloshing around in a big meaty bag, turning food into poop and trying to fuck a little.
    You ever notice that supervillains are always the ones trying to change things, and super "heroes" are the ones resisting change?
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    Yes, but changing from "a vibrant civilization" into a "blasted wasteland of nuclear fallout" is not a *positive* change.
    Ya haul sixteen tons, and whaddaya get? Another day older and that much closer to murdering coworkers.
    PatrThom
    PatrThom
    St. Peter don'tcha call me cuz I cain't go.
    I owe my soul to the Devil because I murdered all those coworkers.
    If half your waking brain cycles are committed to developing metaphors you MIGHT need someday (or might not), you're my kind of people.
    If you play the "how few times can I touch the brake" game on your daily commute, you're my kind of people.
    If you are alarmed by your phone battery going under 75%, but don't buy gas until the needle touches the "E", you're my kind of people.
    If you always have to look in the tissue after you blow your nose, every time, you're my kind of people.
    If your RL woman gets jealous of you when video game NPC women flirt with you, or are even just nice to you, you're my kind of people.
    If even the path of least resistance sometimes sounds more trouble than it's worth, you're my kind of people.
    If you consider "Why Boss Hogg stopped employing a chauffeur" to be one of life's great unsolvable mysteries, you're my kind of people.
    If you're worried that you have no idea what to do, and terrified that everyone else has even less of an idea, you're my kind of people.
    If you think it's hilarious how WASPs think there's an intrinsic difference between "cheese" and "queso," you're my kind of people.
    If you don't even think it noteworthy that you live between a trailer park and a women's prison, you're my kind of people.
    If you feel more strongly about the need for the Oxford comma than you do any sports team, you're my kind of people.
    "The hardest things to say in life are the first hello, and the last goodbye." -Moira Rogers
    "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot
    “Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night."
    LTOD: The present struggle seems less about abolishing big government than about who gets to use it. – William Greider
    LTOD: A [tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform. – Russell B. Long
    LTOD: After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, it makes you wonder about the REST of history. – Bits & Pieces
    LTOD: When well-packaged lies have been sold gradually over generations, the truth will seem utter lunacy. – Dresden James
    LTOD: If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever. – George Orwell
    LTOD: When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. – George Pataki
    LTOD: The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency. – Eugene McCarthy
    Gun control? It's the best thing you can do for crooks and gangsters. If I'm a bad guy, I'm always gonna have a gun.-Sammy"The Bull"Gravano
    LTOD: A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. – Thomas Paine
    The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits. – T. Jefferson
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