figmentPez
Staff member
Hair stylists pranking their clients:
"... the amount of blood required to sustain Reginald's quivering member was why he avoided erections. Arousal would reduce the blood flow to the rest of his body, slowing his heart to nearly imperceptible rhythms, and an almost immediate loss of consciousness. 'Le petit mort', indeed. Sex was a punishment and a curse."
She could barely wrap both hands around.... HIS NECK."... the amount of blood required to sustain Reginald's quivering member was why he avoided erections. Arousal would reduce the blood flow to the rest of his body, slowing his heart to nearly imperceptible rhythms, and an almost immediate loss of consciousness. 'Le petit mort', indeed. Sex was a punishment and a curse."
That was about depth, not girth.Where's the "10in = DEAD" lady when you need her?
--Patrick
Oh, I know. But I felt like they belonged together..That was about depth, not girth.
Yeah, we've heard your standup.The things I find funny are sometimes a mystery to those around me.
Have you? Most people who have think it's pretty good.Yeah, we've heard your standup.
This is hilarious, but I know several people who would genuinely buy a Barbie doll of their D&D character.
That's right, girl, put him on blast!
YouTube keeps trying to recommend this to me, probably because of the holiday season. It's a classic!Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah
Singing? They are clearly signing.Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah
As someone who played trombone in high school, this is making me ROLL LAUGH!This game is called Trombone Champ and if you love VR and hate music it's absolutely the right game for you.
I have a treat for youAs someone who played trombone in high school, this is making me ROLL LAUGH!