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One of the few things that make me happy is hearing updates about my first nephew, less than a week old atm, peeing on his parents when they try to change his diapers. Not that I would enjoy them getting peed upon, but it is still good for a hearty laugh.

God is a filthy casual, then.

This is Easter week. It's not like coming back from the dead is unheard of around this time of year.

I don't think I've noticed this here before, so... Tongue-in-cheek: It's not so much social distancing, as it is physical distancing. Why do they call it SOCIAL DISTANCING? Because that is an insidious anagram for SOCIALIST DANCING./Tongue-in-cheek. If that one has been here before, my apologies.

What would be in their own best interest? To convict, or not to convict?

If Trump were to step down, then who would keep the filthy Dems from winning the next presidency? Who is the best shot the Republicans have got? Regardless of everything that has happened during this presidency, could it still be the incumbent?

Didn't they agree to restore Russia's voting right in the council of Europe in June? I think this is simply a matter of time. The world will adjust to new realities, and that may include Russian control of the Crimea.

I presume this is an Epic Win because you like 20 degrees, and not because the thermostat in your lab is broken so you only need to work about 30 mins a day to draw a full salary?

I will never again feel dumb for not getting an internet meme.

Today, on the eve of Passover, it is but fitting to sit down, and listen to the words of our Lord and Savior.

The last Finnish fighter ace, Jaakko Hillo, has been transferred to the squadron serving in the hereafter. RIP.

Hmm? Did somebody steal my avatar? They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from...

Okay. That would make sense.

Are you both working for the same employer, or is this a bad coincidence? I don't blame you. But are the present circumstances truly the result of Trump, or just the general unease in the economy?

A brother? A cousin? A fortuitously-named stranger?

Hoobstoobr hoobstoobr hoobstoobr.

THIS TOO, SHALL PASS. When things are bad, remember: It won't always be this way. Take one day at a time. When things are good, remember: It won't always be this way. Enjoy every moment.

I regret if I was unable to convey my meaning in clearer terms. Perhaps we can continue some other time.