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I took the last half of the day off to pick up Ralph and get him out of the house. Took him to tractor supply and let him smell all the animal food. Man, I should have taken him there as a puppy more often. I got the most female attention in one day than I have in years. Then, an hour after we...

Pup tent.

It hit 90 and I pitched my tent on the deck . I am worried about my 13 yo dog. I have to go to work. But it will be hotter tomorrow.

Still no power it’s 85 in the house.

Sitting in the eye of the storm now. Mostly over just another bit of wind and rain. I doubt I’ll get power back today.

That just means that it is coming straight for us.

Welp, the first rain band has passed through. I doubt my road will not handle 4+ inches of rain.

John and Bobby are some of my favorites.

I stay drunk most of the time. I am an expensive to top it off.

A politician that takes bribes needs to be taken out behind the chemical sheds.

Might look to see if vertical panels are available. And make a fence out of them.

Today at work I unbuttoned my Hawaiian shirt. My Nigerian coworker put on his jacket.... I fucking live in Texas.

It is like someone else found my font rant to be true.

It is completely a Christian kindness to give to the condemned. But for some reason the Gov decided to punish all the others. but the food did not cost Texas any more money. I eat for free a couple of time a week because there so much food that goes to waste.

I hate that every webpage and app I use now all use the same font. I missed when every page and application looked different. I know it has been around a decade that we have been moving that way, but it really hit me a little hard this year. I guess it is the ticketing system that I use at work...

For himself? Flappy man hooties?

Someone killed a feral hog that was at least 200 lb. The first day there were like 4 vultures picking at the carcass. The next day some farmer took the carcass away. When I went to work the next morning the entire East Texas Sanitation Commission was sitting on the fence looking for the pig. I...

Squidward..... NOOOOOOoooooo....

Nowadays since 2011 there is no special food for the condemned.

Normally a death row inmate says he wants Pizza Hut for his last meal. Then the kitchen will make dough, get tomato sauce and cheese and meat to make him a pizza. If they ask for Filet Mignon, the kitchen will take a burger or cheap steak and wrap it in bacon... Sometimes if the guard knew...