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I can't get my damned dog to shut up. I need my sleep. Looks like this going to go on for several more hours.

about to get hit by a tornadic storm.

Is this the Big Yin?

I used to be really religious, it really pisses me off that this asshole is selling bibles in a part of a money laundering scheme.

Instead of cologne, you smell his colon.

Hurricane is at Pat O'Brien's

ooh, Go to Mother's, get the shrimp and grits for breakfast, and Mufeletta for lunch. And a Hurricane for desert. We will need photo evidence of the hurricane.

3rd in a lifetime solar eclipse.... and the forecast is cloudy with a 60% chance or thunderstorms...

That was my first thought. But what does Spidey have to do with archery.

You just needed a Camero to that reaction.

They have the most uncomfortable menu ever.

WoW. Whenever I used engineering mods my character died in raids. Imagine if making potions killed your herbalist....

I miss my old German Shepherd and small gray tabby cat. He would sit in the living room like a sphinx, and she would run up his back and jump off his head.

He is a Black for Trump. I used to follow him on YouTube until he went to the White House during COVID to meet Trump.

Man, they were sizzling...

HP, you have one job, putting dots on a page. Just do that and you might become an industry leader again.

Pirates! 4 color. Pirates! 16 color. Pirates! Gold. 256 color. Pirates! the cartoony relaunch. Pirates! because I lost my CD. 1708746535 And I did play Pirates! monochrome, but I never bought it.

I saw them back in 84 when they were BIG, for $20. So $60 bucks now?

T: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" Mel: "No, it is the diiapers."