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Thanks, I needed that.

Kirk never said that, you piece of shit. /s

I posted on Reddit how prisoner last meal requests where handled in the past. And I am getting down voted to hell, even though I am a literal expert on the subject.... I do not want to dox myself to prove I am right.

He needs Exlax.

I love you, you piece of shit. I know. You piece of shit.

Under a tornado watch. I wasn't supposed to rain today. Fuck I am tired of biblical weather.

I am literally screaming my head off because I am ordering $100 worth of Chinese knives but they won't let me.

I liked him in the prestige comedy series Buffalo Bill.

Remember that when women play football, they play his position.

Oh joy, the 4th flood of the month.

I don't know where you been me lad, but I see you won first prize.

Did you do do it in your diapers? If no, I'll have to put another punch in your man card.

you lost me at funyuns.

I guess I cannot ask you to bring me a bottle of Whiskey.

The only road out the neighborhood. The creek is normally 20 feet below the bridge.

flooded 3 times in a week.

I think I've had at least 18 inches of rain this week. This is the first time in 16 years that this bridge has flooded twice in a year. it is normally 3-5 years between floods. But this time it is twice in a week.

Just had a replay. The schools shut down this time.

well I'm ok. flooded in at my house. there's a creek crossing half way out of the 'hood' that floods a lot.