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Yeah, Clerks. Seriously, it's the longest 92 minute movie ever.

This is the industry I'm going into. :facepalm:

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAD!!!

I just want to add that I'm fucking hooked on this game and wish I'd gotten it sooner. It's one of the few games where I actually want to go around collecting all the secret things in between beating up bad guys. Also, beating up bad guys as Batman is hella fun. Can't wait for the sequel.

The sale and the new Arkham City trailer was the motivation I needed to finally pick up Arkham Asylum.

You feel those feelings. Feel them!

At least it's not Sturgis.

Just got back from LA where it was balmy 70s-80s during the day and mid 60s at night. Perfect.

It's so hot it looks like Dali painted my yard.

With explosions?

Those bitches. Let's wreck their shit.

I'd like to see Kurt Russel's mullet play Captain Planet.

"No, really officer I can explain. I was going to show it to some people on the internet..."

It's a name that just rolls off of the tongue.

Oh god, I need this crossover.

I think it's time for a dance-off. Maybe with pants off.

Dear Internal Affairs, I am writing to complain about one Officer Charon. Despite all the calls I make to get him to come to my house, he has adamantly refused all of my sexy advances. I mean what good is this police department if its officer can't even do a little strip search now and then...

That's pretty slick and it's good to know that there was an actual reason behind it instead of overblown rock star ego.

It's true, that's why I need to buy a new car. One that can make the trip back and forth from Phoenix a bit more reliably than my current car can anymore.