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Sounds like Nick's prom night?

In order to pay for my impending move to Los Angeles, I closed out my mutual fund and withdrew all the money (paying for post-graduation moving expenses being one of the primary reasons for starting this account). Well I went to my broker's today to pick up the check and it had $2,000 more in...

Aww yeah, Dave's gonna get himself a second family up in Bellevue.

Wow, 5 euro for a box of Pop Tarts. O_o

We should all know that. BUT, did you know she's a natural blonde? True fact.

Dear god, that turtle's got an alien parasite!

He loves killing characters. Loves it.

Wait...smoking doesn't make these kids look cool?

Pssh, we've already seen your little pink floppy.

It must be all those cigarettes stunting your growth and keeping your weight down.

It would be foolish to dislike this story because my brothers and I are vampires.

That would be just a bit creepy.

*waits for the paperback*

I can go ahead and vouch for this.

Me! I am in that group!

Prilosec: Fixes all your mysterious chest pains.

Moriarty looks like my high school guidance counselor.

:unibrow:

Figures, just as I was about to actually sign up for an account.

The first soda I had after I got home from Europe was a Dr Pepper. Five months was way too long to go without my DP.