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I'm flattered, but no thanks.

If avatars get animated, I'm switching to the seizure-inducing frog.

More book covers

You're fine. It's just a game. Liking or disliking it doesn't mean a thing, and if somebody thinks or pretends to think it does, they're a bad person.

Jane: Back to the window!

815 Close Call

No, I need a gun. I'm hoping OC will let me borrow his. And some mutated anthrax. For "duck hunting".

OC, give me your badge and your gun.

._. Juice, you really are passionate about angry looking emoticons when you're drunk.

Or would you rather hear it from me? I can make up all sorts of fictional, juicy details

Ask people on the internet for ideas about what you can do about this.

Take a picture of it, and post it to r/pics with the title "Look at what's outside my office window"

Not bad.

GenSpec is right. All Christmas music is equally awful, but some are more equally awful than others.

I think ejaculating is completely the wrong reaction to finding out about Steam getting hacked.

http://gunshowcomic.com

School. Chronic medical condition. That's about it.

I'm sorry toolazytosignin, but I'm not really picking up what you're putting down. :/