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figmentPez
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DPS Aero Bureau Encounters Monolith in Red Rock Country
UPDATE: 11/30/20 Update here: https://t.co/3rLUNd7qpI — BLM Utah (@BLMUtah) November 30, 2020 Read the full statement here: https://www.blm.gov/press-release/illegally-installed-structure-taken-blm-public-lands-over-thanksgiving-weekend On November 18, 2020, the Utah Department of Public Safety...
dpsnews.utah.gov
Hmmmm...
—Patrick
Don't know, the aliens really need to get their shit together, that Monolith is less imposing obsidian god and instead scuffed up metal that fell out of a truck.
figmentPez
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Some alien was using the desert as a workplace to assemble space-Ikea furniture, and that's the Inter-galactic version of an Allen-wrench that fell to the ground as they were packing up to leave.
figmentPez
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WUT?
"Mink infected with a mutated strain of COVID-19 in Denmark appear to be rising from the dead, igniting a national frenzy and calls from local officials to cremate mink carcasses."
"... there is likely a scientific explanation for the zombie-like reemergence from their graves."
The graves were shallow, decomposition causes gasses which caused some bodies to resurface, and they're going to bury them deeper next time, and put up a fence. Hopefully the fence is to keep animals and people out. Because if you need a fence to keep bloated corpses contained...
"Mink infected with a mutated strain of COVID-19 in Denmark appear to be rising from the dead, igniting a national frenzy and calls from local officials to cremate mink carcasses."
"... there is likely a scientific explanation for the zombie-like reemergence from their graves."
The graves were shallow, decomposition causes gasses which caused some bodies to resurface, and they're going to bury them deeper next time, and put up a fence. Hopefully the fence is to keep animals and people out. Because if you need a fence to keep bloated corpses contained...
Norway makes its first discovery of highly pathogenic bird flu
Norway has detected its first case of the highly pathogenic H5N8 strain of bird flu, the country's Food Safety Authority (FSA)said in a statement on Friday.
www.reuters.com
...here we go again?
--Patrick
African swine fever and bird flu is spreading in Germany since last month.
https://www.bmel.de/EN/topics/animals/animal-health/african-swine-fever.html
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-birdflu-idUSKBN27P2B5
https://www.bmel.de/EN/topics/animals/animal-health/african-swine-fever.html
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-birdflu-idUSKBN27P2B5
...Aaaaaaaand it's gone.DPS Aero Bureau Encounters Monolith in Red Rock Country
UPDATE: 11/30/20 Update here: https://t.co/3rLUNd7qpI — BLM Utah (@BLMUtah) November 30, 2020 Read the full statement here: https://www.blm.gov/press-release/illegally-installed-structure-taken-blm-public-lands-over-thanksgiving-weekend On November 18, 2020, the Utah Department of Public Safety...
The mysterious silver monolith in the Utah desert has disappeared
A tall, silver, shining metal monolith discovered in the desert in southeastern Utah -- which prompted theories of alien placement and drew determined hikers to its secret location -- has now disappeared.
www.cnn.com
--Patrick
How the fuck am I supposed to make a clickbait headline that scares dumb people if I include logic?
Likely a copy cat. This is the same theory around crop circles appearing in different countries. Someone sees a article about something bizarre and realized they also have a giant hunk of metal they can stick somewhere in the ground randomly to make people freak out.
figmentPez
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Yeah there's a story floating around about some guy who watched a bunch of what he called "locals" who took it upon themselves to break it down and pack it out.
Footage which has apparently been taken down already?
--Patrick
figmentPez
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Nah, the auto-embed is just broken. I think I fixed it by doing more than just pasting the raw link.
We'll have to wait for the porn parody before we get to "Finger lickin' good".
Mystery illness lands over 300 people in the hospital in southern India
Officials say there's no apparent link to COVID-19, but they have no explanation for the epilepsy-like symptoms that hit one city suddenly over the weekend.
www.cbsnews.com
This better not be a new prion thing.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Mad Chicken Disease?Mystery illness lands over 300 people in the hospital in southern India
Officials say there's no apparent link to COVID-19, but they have no explanation for the epilepsy-like symptoms that hit one city suddenly over the weekend.
This better not be a new prion thing.
--Patrick
"Raging Cock Syndrome"
Wall Street Begins Trading Water Futures as a Commodity
e360.yale.edu
Uh-oh. When it gets to the point where people can't even afford to buy the water they need, that's when stuff is really gonna go to Hell.
Oh, wait...
--Patrick
figmentPez
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
figmentPez
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San Francisco residents marvel at ‘Christmas miracle’ of gingerbread monolith in parkDPS Aero Bureau Encounters Monolith in Red Rock Country
UPDATE: 11/30/20 Update here: https://t.co/3rLUNd7qpI — BLM Utah (@BLMUtah) November 30, 2020 Read the full statement here: https://www.blm.gov/press-release/illegally-installed-structure-taken-blm-public-lands-over-thanksgiving-weekend On November 18, 2020, the Utah Department of Public Safety...
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Hmmmm...
—Patrick
And as if 2020 couldn’t do enough damage...
I drove through that exit ramp numerous times this year.
I drove through that exit ramp numerous times this year.