figmentPez
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2020pocalypse
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Last seen in the company of a 6-8 year old straw haired white male with a sled.
figmentPez
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Honestly, I'm only surprised that they didn't keep running traffic over the bridge until it collapsed.
They're lucky. Because it looks to me more like a fracture than just a crack.
figmentPez
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They're lucky. Because it looks to me more like a fracture than just a crack.
So northwest hit by a 110 degree heat dome, deadly tropical storms smashing the south, and now Canada getting lit up by "fire clouds" launching 700k lightening strikes.
Every conservative voter on the planet "Wow that's weird, I wonder why all this is happening. It's really baffling why all these random weather events keep occurring and getting more chaotic. I guess we will never know."
Every conservative voter on the planet "Wow that's weird, I wonder why all this is happening. It's really baffling why all these random weather events keep occurring and getting more chaotic. I guess we will never know."
"Those Antifa folks are messing with the weather now? Is there no limit to their treachery?"
--Patrick
It's God punishing all the gays. Round 'm up and shoot' m all. Oh, and the brown, heathen, handicapped, Jewish, or otherwise not properly devote, of course. Socialists and such.
I'm sure a rich industrial nation can find a clean, "final solution" to get rid of these unwanted groups permanently.
It's what God would want.
I can see this as a movie plot: Aliens/God/ThePlanet/dolphins say they will punish humans until they get rid of all "the bad people."
"There, we got rid of the gays!" - punishment continues
"Right so we exterminated all those dirty homeless" - punishment continues
"Ok fine it'll mean we have to pick our own crops but we got rid of all the brown people." - punishment continues
"I don't understand it! We're the only ones left, but the punishment is still going on!" - r/selfawarewolves
--Patrick
figmentPez
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The ocean is on fire.
GasBandit
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Ha ha ha ha ha ARE YOU READY FOR MORE
www.theguardian.com
Hrm, didn't we heave a thread for all the endtimes stuff that has been happening since 2020?
Japan’s ‘killing stone’ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs
Legend has it there is an evil spirit trapped in the Sessho-seki stone, so what happens now that the stone is broken?
www.theguardian.com
Hrm, didn't we heave a thread for all the endtimes stuff that has been happening since 2020?
GasBandit
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That's the one. I mean the "these" that goes to the 2020 apocalypse thread.