[MLB] 2023 Major League Baseball Season (MLB Thread)

[DarkAudit]

From literally 20 minutes ago.

 

[BErt]

 

[DarkAudit]

About damn time. Raise it.

 

[jwhouk]

There musta been somethin' in the air last night.

Six hits in one game - including the game winner?

How about ten straight hits (and nine runs) at "It's Still Comiskey Park Dammit"?

Or the odd connection between son and dad with Vlad Jr.'s first RBI?

 

[jwhouk]

Oh hey, MadBum has actually spoken on the trade rumors! He gave an eight-team "no trade" list.

...

...and of course the Brewers are on that list.

 

[jwhouk]

So. Was this the worst play in Major League Baseball - if not only this year, but of all time?

 

[DarkAudit]

So. Was this the worst play in Major League Baseball - if not only this year, but of all time?

George just sent all 25 down to Columbus. Doesn't matter that he's dead and the Clippers are an Indians farm team now. They deserve it.

 

[DarkAudit]

First home game in way too long. Let’s go Bucs.

 

[jwhouk]

Nice ballpark. Shame about the team.

 

[DarkAudit]

Nice ballpark. Shame about the team.

Delayed start. May not even happen tonight. Still worth it.

 

[Zappit]

Pray for Papi.

 

[Dave]

He's out of danger. He's going to be okay.

 

[jwhouk]

You do NOT take Big Papi before he can walk into Cooperstown.

 

[Zappit]

He's out of danger. He's going to be okay.

Yeah, but they had to take part of his colon, intestines, his gallbladder, and he suffered liver damage. The Sox are going to fly him to Boston for further treatment. Good on them. The attack al,ost looked like an assassination attempt. He’s probably safer in Boston right now.

 

[Celt Z]

He’s probably safer in Boston right now.

Probably the first and last time this will ever be said.
But still, that's a hell of a thing and I'm glad he made it.

 

[DarkAudit]

This has been in my head all day...

Papi after the bombing: THIS IS OUR FUCKIN' CITY!

(Headcanon) Boston today: THIS IS OUR FUCKIN' GUY!

Get well soon.

 

[DarkAudit]

I was at one of these games. Take a guess which one.

 

[blotsfan]

This seems super weird. I've heard of relocation threats to get a stadium but never this.

 

[jwhouk]

Les Rays de Montreal et Bay du Tampa?

 

[blotsfan]

No they're gonna be the Ex-Rays

 

[jwhouk]

So it seems that London Stadium might be a bit run-happy... 30 runs scored between the Yanks and Red Sox in the opening game of the "London Series".

The Rays may want to consider moving there instead of Montreal if that keeps up.

 

[DarkAudit]

So it seems that London Stadium might be a bit run-happy... 30 runs scored between the Yanks and Red Sox in the opening game of the "London Series".

The Rays may want to consider moving there instead of Montreal if that keeps up.

Runs be damned, 4 hours and 42 minutes for a nine inning game is just plain stupid. But that's what you get nearly every time these two match up.

 

[DarkAudit]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day 2019, everyone!

 

[jwhouk]

RIP Tyler Skaggs. Former D-Back and Angel.

 

[DarkAudit]

The Season So Far, AL Edition:

 

[DarkAudit]

And the NL counterpart:


@jwhouk, your rebuttal?

 

[blotsfan]

That's a pretty crazy night for the angels.

 

[jwhouk]

He's not wrong. We have been doing it with smoke and mirrors for a while now.

 

[DarkAudit]

About damn time. Raise it.

 

[HCGLNS]

Do the Jays have any pitchers? Or did we trade them all away this week.

 

[DarkAudit]

Your record-setting Baltimore Orioles!! (Very NSFW)

 

[DarkAudit]

They went full Lolmets. You never go full Lolmets.

 

[DarkAudit]

Just fucking kill me already...

 

[jwhouk]

Oh, you guys all think YOU have it bad. We lost our ####ing MVP to a broken kneecap.

 

[IronBrig4]

And the Padres squandered yet another July, August, and September. I don't know why San Diego teams are historically awful.