Saw a skunk behind my apartment one day with a plastic grocery bag tangled by the handle around its head. I moved to try and intercept so I could pull the bag off, but he gave me the ground slaps a couple of times to let me know he wasn’t happy with my being there. Left me feeling so conflicted, like, “Dude, I just want to remove the bag NO YOU‘RE GOING TO EAT ME no really just the bag FRONT-EYES BETTER BACK OFF ok fine whatever”
—Patrick