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Saw a skunk behind my apartment one day with a plastic grocery bag tangled by the handle around its head. I moved to try and intercept so I could pull the bag off, but he gave me the ground slaps a couple of times to let me know he wasn’t happy with my being there. Left me feeling so conflicted, like, “Dude, I just want to remove the bag NO YOU‘RE GOING TO EAT ME no really just the bag FRONT-EYES BETTER BACK OFF ok fine whatever”

—Patrick
 
On the one hand, I get it, especially if the dog got groomed etc... But on the other hand, seeing the pictures side by side, they're not the same body type.
 
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