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[PatrThom]

Aww, lookit him do that submissive "please don't hurt me" crawl.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Now I want to see cows slowing going down a grooming gauntlet of these things and getting all blissy.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Now I want to see cows slowing going down a grooming gauntlet of these things and getting all blissy.

--Patrick

Cowwash?

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[PatrThom]

Cowwash?

Yes.

And then blow-dry.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Cowwash?

I did not know you were from Boston.

 

[Emrys]

Workin' at the cow wash.
Workin' at the cow wash, yeah.
Come on, sing it with me.

 

[PatrThom]

Workin' at the cow wash.
Workin' at the cow wash, yeah.
Come on, sing it with me.

Get out of my head.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

Nyooom

 

[PatrThom]

What? Nobody else is going to post balloon cat?
Ok, I will.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[rac3r_x]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Sparhawk]

Our Pug boys today in the dog park.

 

[PatrThom]

(Too big to upload so embedding instead)

Dog: "Do you see this? Do you see this happening right now?"
Cat: "Wheeeeee! I am invincible!"

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[drifter]

 

[Shakey]

My cat has caught on to where the laser dot comes from. He still chases it when he sees it, but if it stops he looks at you with a "turn it back on you bastard" look.

 

[PatrThom]

My cat has caught on to where the laser dot comes from. He still chases it when he sees it, but if it stops he looks at you with a "turn it back on you bastard" look.

Our cat will perk up and start looking around just from the sound of pressing the little rubber button on the laser pointer, even if the batteries are dead and it makes no light.

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

Um...you're home early.

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah! What's gotten into you two?

...Don't you know you're not supposed to be on the couch?

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Um...you're home early.

 

[PatrThom]

Minus half a point for choice of music, though.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

"Did you let the cat out like I asked you?"
"No."
"Well, never mind."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Bubble181]

Now that's a ridiculously-cute-looking puppy.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

 

[GasBandit]