Allen is too Quiet

[strawman]

So @Allen who is Quiet hasn't posted in nearly a year, and I suppose I found out why:

http://gawker.com/woman-eats-cookies-for-breakfast-roommate-attempts-to-1615352909

Allen Hall, a 23-year-old who lived with a 49-year-old woman willing to admit to eating Chips Ahoy cookies for breakfast, threatened to kill his roommate while she was in the bathroom.

Might not be the same Allen. But since he's not here to defend himself, what other misdeeds has he done that you've heard about?

Hopefully he'll pop in and either confirm or deny any of the allegations we present here.

 

[Jay]

Allen really is quiet.

And I like it.

 

[Celt Z]

Justifiable homicide. You don't eat cookies for breakfast.
Maybe second breakfast...

 

[LittleKagsin]

He actually just didn't/doesn't want to post anymore.

We chatted about it before he left. We still talk on facebook every once in a while. From what I know, he's doing well and things are going his way. =^^=

 

[Terrik]

Beware the quiet ones.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

He actually just didn't/doesn't want to post anymore.

We chatted about it before he left. We still talk on facebook every once in a while. From what I know, he's doing well and things are going his way. =^^=

B-b-but I miss him!

 

[bhamv3]

I miss lots of people.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I miss lots of people.

Yeah, but unlike @Shegokigo, you're a lousy shot.

 

[bhamv3]

Yeah, but unlike @Shegokigo, you're a lousy shot.

I'm used to relying on splash damage, okay? Sheesh. We can't all be elite snipers, some of us prefer playing soldier. I mean, okay, I'm not a great soldier either, but at least I usually get a 1:1 k:d ratio. Except for when I don't have a medic, then I die more than I kill. Also, it helps if I have two medics. Also, I like to switch to the winning team whenever possible, because TF2 is a team game, so having good team mates helps me get a better score. Score isn't everything, of course, but I enjoy that sense of gratification when I see myself at the top or near the top of the scoreboards. It's one of the few things I can do well, you know? My mom used to tell me I'd never amount to anything, and that I'm wasting my life sitting in front of a computer. That's why she's written me out of her will. But guess what, mom? I'm top of the scoreboard for this match! Take that! Screenshotted it and emailed to her and everything. Not sure if she read it. She doesn't have a computer.

What were we talking about now?

 

[Ravenpoe]

If I ever vanish, just check the FloridaMan twitter feed.

 

[Dave]

If I ever vanish check the morgues for old dead guys.

 

[Frank]

His last batch of posts were some of the randomly saltiest shit. He just started attacking people.

 

[drifter]

Yeah, I don't know what his deal was before he left, but I'm glad to hear he's doing well.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

If I ever vanish, check my Malibu getaway pad that I bought after selling Dill out to Hollywood.

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, I remember that out of nowhere, Allen started appending random insults to the end of his posts. Not sure what got stuck in his craw... or elsewhere.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

If I ever vanish, it just means I figured out what happens when you go inside a magician's cabinet.

 

[PatrThom]

If I ever vanish, wait a month.
There was that time I deliberately went away from the forum for a full month once, due to RL inhibiting my ability to efficiently waste time.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I honestly don't expect to vanish. I expect to be the last one here long after the rest of you are gone, posting memes that have no audience.

 

[Tinwhistler]

If I ever vanish, you could check my easily found blog or facebook accounts.

Or you could just speculate wildly, with no one ever emailing me

 

[blotsfan]

I probably wont vanish on account of being significantly younger than all of you.

 

[Just Me]

I honestly don't expect to vanish. I expect to be the last one here long after the rest of you are gone, posting memes that have no audience.

Vanish? Nope, will be the last lurker around here because of those memes.

 

[bhamv3]

If I ever disappear, it's because I went to war.

No, seriously.

 

[Bones]

Haha. Ill probably still be here watching the burnt out husk and its petrol buccaneer sling memes.

 

[HCGLNS]

If I ever vanish just properly pronounce my username three times and I will magically appear.

 

[fade]

Hikglinis hikgulns hick glans

 

[PatrThom]

Hikglinis hikgulns hick glans

I'd disappear.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

If I ever disappear, it's because I went to war.

No, seriously.

Sadly, I know you're serious. I just hope you get the eff out of Dodge before it gets to that point, but there was that thingy Gas posted on his thread.

 

[bhamv3]

Sadly, I know you're serious. I just hope you get the eff out of Dodge before it gets to that point, but there was that thingy Gas posted on his thread.

Nah, I'm not going anywhere. For better or for worse, this is my home. If I'm going anywhere, it'll be to Beijing, with a bomb strapped to my chest.

No, seriously.

EDIT: I'd just like to point out that the odds of that happening are miniscule.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

if I ever vanish, I'm either running for public office, or about to become really famous, or just got mad enough for long enough to quit postin'

 

[Terrik]

Nah, I'm not going anywhere. For better or for worse, this is my home. If I'm going anywhere, it'll be to Beijing, with a bomb strapped to my chest.

No, seriously.

EDIT: I'd just like to point out that the odds of that happening are miniscule.

I'd put money on at least making it to Foshan.

 

[Bones]

Nah, I'm not going anywhere. For better or for worse, this is my home. If I'm going anywhere, it'll be to Beijing, with a bomb strapped to my chest.

No, seriously.

EDIT: I'd just like to point out that the odds of that happening are miniscule.

so...

 

[bhamv3]

I'd put money on at least making it to Foshan.

Hmm, you're assuming I'd enter via Hong Kong? Possible, although I don't know if it's the best route.

Man, I need someone to bounce ideas off of. Where's Shego when you need her.