Well, you, of course, and I would probably have your ringtone be Too Much Time on My Hands because IRONY, I don't think you have any spare time on your hands. I can't give you a nickname because I don't know what race you would be. We all took a quiz telling us what Middle Earth race we would be, and everyone's name depends on that. But, I mean, not Tolkien, you would probably be something like The Other Father, or just simply Outsource.
Um, I don't know who else to do!
I'll do
@Ravenpoe because I already know what ringtone he would have - Chelsea Dagger!
I would give
@Dave a snippet of General Patton's speech because Dave is our fearless leader. (Hopefully the soundbite of 'we'll go through the enemy like shit through a tinhorn.' because that always made me laugh when I was younger. ...Still makes me laugh.)
EDIT: Ohhh, sad puppy!
Chad hmmm, let me think! I'll edit in a minute.