BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

... I'm sorry what?

 

[Null]

I was going to reply with a picture of a banjo, but that's not fair to both of the non-incest practicing banjoists out there.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I'll bet it was actually Pripyat, and not Leningrad St. Petersburg.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

This profile brought to you by Area Orion.

 

[GasBandit]

Don't click this one. Just... just fucking don't. You will be happier for not doing so.

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It was a bit of an internal debate for me, whether to post it here, or in the misanthropy thread in the NSFW forums.

 

[blotsfan]

Don't kink shame me

 

[Ravenpoe]

Don't click this one. Just... just fucking don't. You will be happier for not doing so.

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It was a bit of an internal debate for me, whether to post it here, or in the misanthropy thread in the NSFW forums.

That's a big no, who wants to have to deal with a newborn?

 

[GasBandit]

Ladies, can you BELIEVE nobody has nabbed this PRIZE yet?

 

[Dave]

That has to be done as a joke, not seriously. Hits too many of the points to be a real neckbeard boy.

 

[GasBandit]

That has to be done as a joke, not seriously.

Yeah, that's what my stepmom said about Lil Pump, too. Some things just beggar belief.

 

[Dave]

Tinder in Saudi Arabia.

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[Dave]

For some reason the text was omitted and the image was HUGE. So I fixed it.

 

[blotsfan]

For some reason the text was omitted and the image was HUGE. So I fixed it.

Ah. Without the text that made zero sense lol.

 

[PatrThom]

Tinder in Saudi Arabia.

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“I’m winking at you!”

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Are the flames sustainably sourced?

—Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Is the pool too deep to allow for cunnilingus without coming up for air? That's a deal breaker, otherwise, eh.

 

[Simfers]

The owl brings up a good point. I don't mind summoning a dark lord and goat blood has a pleasant tangy smell to it, but I'm not into asphyxiation. I get enough of that at work and play. There's a time and a place, y'know?

 

[Gruebeard]

I don't want a goth bitch.

 

[Null]

I'm not good with blood, which unfortunately rules out most goth bitches.

 

[GasBandit]

Every dude on Tinder

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

I want to know the name of the gynecologist who would tie her tubes at 27.

 

[GasBandit]

I want to know the name of the gynecologist who would tie her tubes at 27.

Dr. Spaceman!

 

[Gruebeard]

I want to know the name of the gynecologist who would tie her tubes at 27.

Maybe she already has half a dozen children.

 

[Dave]

Or maybe it's her body and if she wants her damned tubes tied she can get them tied.

I have a vasectomy and I only have one kid and was 27. No doctor batted an eye at the request.

 

[Terrik]

Yeah, I can't imagine why they would either.

 

[Celt Z]

Or maybe it's her body and if she wants her damned tubes tied she can get them tied.

I have a vasectomy and I only have one kid and was 27. No doctor batted an eye at the request.

Logic would agree with you, but for most women, finding a doctor who will do it for you if you are under 35 is almost impossible. Most will argue that "you might change your mind" or just flat our refuse. I've heard way too many stories from friends who basically had to switch multiple doctors, travel out of state, and wait years to get it done.

 

[Gruebeard]

Or maybe it's her body and if she wants her damned tubes tied she can get them tied.

I have a vasectomy and I only have one kid and was 27. No doctor batted an eye at the request.

I thought you had two kids.

Also, yeah of course no doctor batted an eye at your request. You're a guy, you're allowed autonomy over your reproductive organs.

 

[blotsfan]

I thought you had two kids.

Great. You just shattered the glass for him.

 

[Terrik]

I thought you had two kids.

Also, yeah of course no doctor batted an eye at your request. You're a guy, you're allowed autonomy over your reproductive organs.

I suppose if we're being fair, a vasectomy is a much less invasive procedure than tubal ligation. There are a number of risks associated with tubal ligation that you just don't have with a vasectomy---so there are perfectly valid reasons why a doctor might balk at the procedure and not at a vasectomy. That said if the woman is 100% healthy and willing to accept the risks, go for it.