SO... shit going down in the tory party! its THE NIGHTMARE PARTY ELECTION NOBODY WANTED!
So far, excluding a couple of smaller names, we haaaave:
Jeremy "Complete and Total" Hunt - Health secretary. Fucked over the NHS, wrote books advocating privatising it. Universally loathed by pretty much every doctor, nurse and careworker in the UK. Was responsible for the biggest NHS strike since ever. Big fan of homeopathy.
Theresa May, home secretary,
fucking mentalist. has suggested
actually banning encryption as a way to beat the terrorists. was supposedly Remain, but wants to get the UK out of the European Commision on Human Rights.
Boris Johnson -
he's Boris Johnson. you know who he is, and what he's done. Was the de-facto leader of the brexit camp, because he was the only one with a semi-functioning personality module. Is expected to throw his hat into the ring today, with
Michael Gove as his supporter, one of the other big brexiteers.
and as of this morning:
Michael gove: former education secretary, til he fucked that up royally. one of the big people of the Brexit camp. Loyal supporter of Boris Johnson, up until he wasn't, and wanted to test out his best backstabbing skills.