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Aug 26, 2009#1

The Lovely Boehner

This thread is gonna be at the top of this forum like 24/7.

Sometimes I will actually link to the post, sometimes I won't, sometimes I will just say "tinwhistler's post history"

Aug 26, 2009#2

Cuyval Dar

bump
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=240801&postcount=83

Aug 26, 2009#3

Twitch

Does seeing the fact that we have a hentai thread count as bump worthy?

Aug 26, 2009#4

Hailey Knight

Does this thread count?

Aug 26, 2009#5

Cuyval Dar

Yes and Yes.

Aug 26, 2009#6

ElJuski

This thread is going places; I very much approve of its inception

Aug 26, 2009#7

Gusto

This thread's gonna be in PICK-CHAS! :uhhuh:

Ha cha cha cha cha

Aug 27, 2009#8

Cuyval Dar

https://twitter.com/Halforums/status/3572817703

Aug 27, 2009#9

Calleja

charlie's post history

Aug 27, 2009#10

Pojodan

I can't do this unless I close the browser every time I post in this thread.

Aug 30, 2009#11

Denbrought

bump de hump
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244005&postcount=279

Aug 30, 2009#12

Denbrought

nump de jump
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244045&postcount=290

Sep 4, 2009#13

Gurpel

hahahahahaha denbrought. harsh

anyway, mav's posting history, tng (may he rest in peace)'s posting history, some of the stuff ashburnerx has written, also i am kind of disturbed by seriousjay sometimes. he's cool, but he has a problem with misogyny, whether it is that he is actually a misogynist or makes a lot of awkward jokes about it.

Sep 4, 2009#14

JONJONAUG

Denbrought said:
nump de jump
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244045&postcount=290

You've said plenty of creepier/gayer things.

Sep 4, 2009#15

Denbrought

JONJONAUG;248647][quote=Denbrought said:
nump de jump
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244045&postcount=290

You've said plenty of creepier/gayer things.[/QUOTE]
Me coming off as creepy as hell doesn't excuse anyone

Except the indian hallmate next door who tries to assault me from time to time. He's excused.

Oct 17, 2009#16

Twitch

Jesuschrist bump

Oct 17, 2009#17

The Lovely Boehner

this thread belongs in flame wars

Oct 17, 2009#18

The Lovely Boehner

doomdragon6 said:
She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

Oct 17, 2009#19

Gusto

hwell:

Oct 18, 2009#20

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Charlie Dont Surf;276886][quote=doomdragon6 said:
She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

.[/QUOTE]

Sorry Chuck, that's not creepy, not even in the least.

Oct 18, 2009#21

Espy

Finally I get to bump this thread:

BlackCrossCrusader;277367][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;276886][quote=doomdragon6 said:
She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

.[/QUOTE]

Sorry Chuck, that's not creepy, not even in the least.[/QUOTE]

Oct 18, 2009#22

Calleja

It's a bit creepy.

HowDroll's very cute, though, so at least it's creepyness with good taste?

Oct 18, 2009#23

Kitty Sinatra

Calleja said:
HowDroll's very cute, though, so at least it's creepyness with good taste?

*bump*

Oct 18, 2009#24

HowDroll

Charlie Dont Surf;276886][quote=doomdragon6 said:
She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

.[/QUOTE]

I didn't find it creepy in the slightest. In fact, that was probably the most flattering thing anyone has ever said about me

But thanks for being creeped out on my behalf, Charlie. I'm glad you've got my back.

Oct 18, 2009#25

Catafish

HowDroll;277597][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;276886][quote=doomdragon6 said:
She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

.[/QUOTE]

I didn't find it creepy in the slightest. In fact, that was probably the most flattering thing anyone has ever said about me

But thanks for being creeped out on my behalf, Charlie. I'm glad you've got my back.[/QUOTE]

That's not what your avatar is saying. . .

Oct 18, 2009#26

Calleja

Hey, I said you were cute too!

Oct 18, 2009#27

Dusty668

Oh God, I just said Kurtz did something funny.

Oct 19, 2009#28

HowDroll

Calleja said:
Hey, I said you were cute too!

Next time you see a picture of me and stop in awe, you just let me know

out:

Oct 19, 2009#29

Troll

Bump. Damn you Hobo.

Oct 19, 2009#30

Espy

A Troll said:
Bump. Damn you Hobo.

Dude. You gotta quote the post so we can all see it. :angry:

Oct 19, 2009#31

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Espy said:
Finally I get to bump this thread:

BlackCrossCrusader;277367][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;276886][quote=doomdragon6 said:

She is-- just... stunning. I remember typing a post, seeing her avatar, and just stopping in awe once. I guess that's the internet equivalent of a jaw dropping open.

Click to expand...

.

Sorry Chuck, that's not creepy, not even in the least.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

You insipid little baby, I oughta sacrifice you to Xenu! Warbgarbl!!!1111!!

*bump*

Oct 19, 2009#32

Kitty Sinatra

I'm gonna do the whole "I've got two ways I could reply to this" shtick right now.

HowDroll;277622][quote=Calleja said:
Hey, I said you were cute too!

Next time you see a picture of me and stop in awe, you just let me know

out:[/QUOTE]

I've got two ways I could reply to this:

1) pics or it can't happen.

2) I stop in awe at the memory of your picture twice, sometimes three times a day.

Oct 19, 2009#33

Gusto

Jesus.

Oct 19, 2009#34

The Lovely Boehner

repeating request to move this to flame wars

Oct 19, 2009#35

Silver Jelly

Charlie Dont Surf said:
repeating request to move this to flame wars

Have you actually requested it or you have just posted this request in the thread?

Oct 19, 2009#36

Espy

And Lo, the angel of Dave did come down and move thine thread.

Glory, glory, glory to me.

Oct 19, 2009#37

The Lovely Boehner

Silver Jelly;278140][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
repeating request to move this to flame wars

Have you actually requested it or you have just posted this request in the thread?[/QUOTE]

I'm not reporting this thread, it fuckin' owns

Oct 19, 2009#38

Silver Jelly

Charlie Dont Surf;278152][quote=Silver Jelly;278140][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
repeating request to move this to flame wars

Have you actually requested it or you have just posted this request in the thread?[/QUOTE]

I'm not reporting this thread, it fuckin' owns[/QUOTE]

And you got your wish too! That's one lucky man!

Oct 19, 2009#39

HowDroll

Gruebeard said:
I'm gonna do the whole "I've got two ways I could reply to this" shtick right now.

HowDroll;277622][quote=Calleja said:

Hey, I said you were cute too!

Click to expand...

Next time you see a picture of me and stop in awe, you just let me know out:

I've got two ways I could reply to this:

1) pics or it can't happen.

2) I stop in awe at the memory of your picture twice, sometimes three times a day.[/QUOTE]

Would you like sexual favors now or later?

Oct 19, 2009#40

Calleja

HEY!! You made ME wait!! :angry:

Oct 19, 2009#41

Kitty Sinatra

I'm gonna go with "Now and Later" if I may :unibrow:

Oct 19, 2009#42

Allen, who is Quiet

would you like to shoot grue now or wait until you get home?

Oct 19, 2009#43

Chippy

Gruebeard said:
I'm gonna go with "Now and Later" if I may

Bump

Oct 20, 2009#44

Kitty Sinatra

Well, that does it for the Now. It was kinda satisfying but nothing to write home about.

Who's gonna be the one to bump me Later?

Oct 20, 2009#45

Gusto

hwell:

I shouldn't have to bump this thread for this thread.

Oct 20, 2009#46

The Lovely Boehner

Gusto said:
hwell:

I shouldn't have to bump this thread for this thread.

,

---------- Post added at 09:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:09 AM ----------

Charlie Dont Surf;278602][quote=Gusto said:
hwell:

I shouldn't have to bump this thread for this thread.

,[/QUOTE]

,

Oct 20, 2009#47

Iaculus

OH SHIT IT'S GOING RECURSIVE

Oct 20, 2009#48

Kitty Sinatra

So it's not gonna be Gusto or Charlie, then eh?

. . . could it be Gusto and Charlie?

Oct 20, 2009#49

Gusto

[entire Dad thread]

I dunno about creepy but Jesus fucking Christ.

Oct 20, 2009#50

Dave

Gusto said:
[entire Dad thread]

Click to expand...

I dunno about creepy but Jesus fucking Christ.

For a while that thread was worth something. Then the fly got in the teleporter with it and something went terribly, terribly wrong.

Oct 20, 2009#51

Jake

For the record, I think I played my hand face up in that thread. For once, I think GasBandit was right.

Oct 20, 2009#52

The Lovely Boehner

Jake said:
For the record, I think I played my hand face up in that thread. For once, I think GasBandit was right.

For the record, I think you're a piece of shit for trying to make a friend of mine feel bad for being gay.

Oct 20, 2009#53

SpecialKO

And....bump.

Sldghmr;278988][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
I'm not comfortable discussing my shit on a public forum.....

Someone needs to set up 2HalfForumites1Cup.com[/QUOTE]

Oct 20, 2009#54

Jake

Charlie Dont Surf;279023][quote=Jake said:
For the record, I think I played my hand face up in that thread. For once, I think GasBandit was right.

For the record, I think you're a piece of shit for trying to make a friend of mine feel bad for being gay.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I made fun of him for was for using the term "half-gay", which I stand by. That led organically into some pretty blatant trolling, which anyone with a hint of sophistication (i.e. NOT HoboNinja) should have picked up on. Look over the thread again.

Oddly enough, I expected more from you (though I admit I was hoping to snag you with the "character flaw" bit).

Also, you're in no position to call anyone a piece of shit today, Scooter.

Oct 20, 2009#55

The Lovely Boehner

Jake said:
Also, you're in no position to call anyone a piece of shit today, Scooter.

I did nothing wrong posting that Chaz thread. He posted a bunch of moronic bullshit about gender roles, I posted a callout thread in flame wars like I do all the time.

Oct 20, 2009#56

Steven Soderburgin

Jake said:
The only thing I made fun of him for was for using the term "half-gay", which I stand by. That led organically into some pretty blatant trolling, which anyone with a hint of sophistication (i.e. NOT HoboNinja) should have picked up on. Look over the thread again.

Oddly enough, I expected more from you (though I admit I was hoping to snag you with the "character flaw" bit).

Also, you're in no position to call anyone a piece of shit today, Scooter.

Shut the fuck up, you god damn bigoted piece of shit. You deliberately and knowingly made homophobic and bigoted remarks in my direction in an attempt to piss me off. And in doing so, you tried to excuse it by saying some bullshit about how it wasn't your intention to be bigoted. Bullshit. It was absolutely your intention. You wanted to express hateful, ignorant ideas in an attempt to make me feel bad about being gay and about being who I am. You failed in that regard, but you fucking succeeded in making me realize that you are a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fucking worm. Fuck you. Fuck your excuses. Fuck your smug attitude. Fuck you.

Oct 20, 2009#57

Jake

Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but this is actually a bit more ire than I was hoping to stir up. Normally, I'd just find it delicious.

Starting a post with "I don't want to be bigoted..." and following it up with a heinously bigoted statement is telegraphing a troll from a mile away. I still think it was a very obvious joke and, as usual, some people picked up on it and some let it fly completely over their heads.

I really shouldn't have to explain this shit. :confused:

Oct 20, 2009#58

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Oh, hey, I'm sorry. You're right. I shouldn't be angry about someone I don't know trying to use my sexuality as a weapon against me. I should just fucking let that roll off my back. I should just let you, person I don't know from Adam, spit hateful rhetoric at me because hey, you were just trollin'. It's okay, everyone. Jake, a person who has been very vocal in the past about his disdain for me personally, was just playing around when he tried to make me feel ashamed about being gay.

Yeah, that sounds like a fucking fantastic idea. You're right, Jake. I apologize.

Oct 20, 2009#59

Jake

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Hey, look at it this way. Now you can dislike me for an actual reason (albeit totally misguided) instead of it being just because I don't like you. Well, not you, per se, but certainly the online projection of you. Embrace it. It's empowering.

Oh, and I'd appreciate you not bringing Adam into this.

Oct 20, 2009#60

Silver Jelly

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS

Oct 20, 2009#61

GasBandit

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Huh. Interesting.

Jake++.

Oct 20, 2009#62

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Silver Jelly said:
I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS

SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

You should've read the fine print.

Oct 20, 2009#63

Adammon

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Jake said:
Hey, look at it this way. Now you can dislike me for an actual reason (albeit totally misguided) instead of it being just because I don't like you. Well, not you, per se, but certainly the online projection of you. Embrace it. It's empowering.

Oh, and I'd appreciate you not bringing Adam into this.

Yeah, I hate being brought into things like this.

Oct 20, 2009#64

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

I am entirely unsurprised that GasBandit likes and endorses someone who says hateful things about minorities.

Oct 20, 2009#65

Silver Jelly

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

BlackCrossCrusader;279091][quote=Silver Jelly said:
I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS

SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

You should've read the fine print.[/QUOTE]

I FORGOT MY GLASSES AT HOME AND ALL THE COOL KIDS WERE SIGNING, OK?

Oct 20, 2009#66

GasBandit

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Kissinger said:
I am entirely unsurprised that GasBandit likes and endorses someone who says hateful things about minorities.

Not minorities, just you, baby. Just you.

Well, really, it's more about merely creating rancor and discord, especially among the most worthless, shitty members of the forum.[backspacebackspacebackspace] of what passes for the human race. And that has nothing to do with your sexual proclivities.

Which brings me back to the first sentence of my reply here.

Oct 20, 2009#67

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

CDS, Kissinger.

Jake is like the emperor from Star Wars, if you strike him down in rage, you only seal your own path down the dark side.

Oct 20, 2009#68

Adammon

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

It's funny - I didn't see much hate from Jake's side but I'm seeing a hell of a lot of it from the other side.

But I guess that's okay because god forbid someone get offended by something inconsequential.

Oct 20, 2009#69

Rob King

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Adammon said:
It's funny - I didn't see much hate from Jake's side but I'm seeing a hell of a lot of it from the other side.

But I guess that's okay because god forbid someone get offended by something inconsequential.

On one side I see hate. On the other, bigotry. I don't know which I dislike more.

Oct 20, 2009#70

Adammon

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Rob King;279126][quote=Adammon said:
It's funny - I didn't see much hate from Jake's side but I'm seeing a hell of a lot of it from the other side.

But I guess that's okay because god forbid someone get offended by something inconsequential.

On one side I see hate. On the other, bigotry. I don't know which I dislike more.[/QUOTE]

Y'know, Jake can explain away his poor taste in humour all he wants, but I think it's a pretty big stretch to call it bigotry. Turning up the drama meter to 11 as it has been is just par for the course for Charissinger though.

Oct 20, 2009#71

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

No, look, see, I just really don't like it when someone tries to use my sexuality to insult me.

Oct 20, 2009#72

Adammon

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Kissinger said:
No, look, see, I just really don't like it when someone tries to use my sexuality to insult me.

Oct 20, 2009#73

Iaculus

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Bad day, Kissinger?

Not trying to be mean, just expressing mild concern and pointing out that it usually takes more than an ill-advised joke on a forum to make someone fly off the handle like that, regardless of which buttons it presses.

Case in point: Chaz.

Oct 20, 2009#74

GasBandit

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Adammon;279133][quote=Kissinger said:
No, look, see, I just really don't like it when someone tries to use my sexuality to insult me.

"Now, see, THAT is completely gay. And this is coming from someone who intentionally has sex with other men!" - The Alchemist, proud and open member of the gay community.

Oct 20, 2009#75

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Iaculus said:
Bad day, Kissinger?

Not trying to be mean, just expressing mild concern and pointing out that it usually takes more than an ill-advised joke on a forum to make someone fly off the handle like that, regardless of which buttons it presses.

Case in point: Chaz.

No, see, here's the thing: he called me a homo. It was a joke, fine, whatever, but I don't know Jake. He is not my friend. He doesn't get to do that. So I responded with a simple "Fuck you." He continued to insult me, saying he could've gone after some of my other "character flaws" instead of going for the homo thing. But even there, he's still telling me that my sexuality is a flaw, among my many other flaws. That it's something I should be ashamed of. I responded again, letting him know that it was coming off as bigoted and letting him know that yes, it did get under my skin.

Cut to this thread, where he continues to say "oh it was just a joke" shit. CDS tries to stick up for me, and Jake says that he still stands by what he said. This sent me over the edge.

I knew it was a joke. It was plainly obvious. But it was a mean-spirited, bigoted joke directed right at me. As you can imagine, that's a bit of a soft spot. And he just kept poking it and poking it.

GasBandit;279147][quote=Adammon;279133][quote=Kissinger said:
No, look, see, I just really don't like it when someone tries to use my sexuality to insult me.

"Now, see, THAT is completely gay. And this is coming from someone who intentionally has sex with other men!" - The Alchemist, proud and open member of the gay community.[/QUOTE]
GasBandit, are you one of those people who doesn't understand why it's okay for black people to say the word "******" but not white people?

Oct 20, 2009#76

GasBandit

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Kissinger said:
GasBandit, are you one of those people who doesn't understand why it's okay for black people to say the word "******" but not white people?

Why yes, I am one of those people who thinks if they don't want to be called it they shouldn't call themselves it. It's patently ridiculous, and so is your hissyfit.

I'm so very close to starting to end every post in this thread with a "DO IT FAGGOT" macro. It's just surreal how absolutely, laughably inane and puerile this entire thread is.

Oct 20, 2009#77

Adammon

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Kissinger said:
I knew it was a joke. It was plainly obvious. But it was a mean-spirited, bigoted joke directed right at me. As you can imagine, that's a bit of a soft spot. And he just kept poking it and poking it.

You're right. It is annoying. And now, next time when you're doing the exact same thing, you can stop and think "Oh, maybe I shouldn't do that because I don't like it when it's done to me."

And now we can all be grown ups and stop with the drama.

Oct 20, 2009#78

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Okay, next time I'm making mean-spirited, unprovoked, bigoted insults, I'll stop and think that. *oh wait I never do that anyway*

Oct 20, 2009#79

drawn_inward

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Adammon said:
And now we can all be grown ups and stop with the drama.

I'm just gonna leave this quote from a different adam when I suggested the same thing in a different thread.

steinman said:
Welcome to Halforums. You seem to be new here. Please keep your hands, head, arms, and legs inside the threads at all times. Do not at any time attempt to stop a moving thread with your body. Wait until the thread comes to a complete stop before dismounting. If a thread appears to be trackless, pointless, obscene, or serene, you do not need to adjust your browser - you are observing the thread in the raw.

Thank you for choosing Halforums, and please come again!

Oct 20, 2009#80

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

I like pie.

Oct 20, 2009#81

Jake

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Kissinger said:
I don't know Jake. He is not my friend.

:waah:

Kissinger said:
he's still telling me that my sexuality is a flaw, among my many other flaws. That it's something I should be ashamed of.

NOW you bite on that one? I thought that worm had done fell off the hook.

Kissinger said:
And he just kept poking it and poking it.

:eyebrows:

Oct 20, 2009#82

strawman

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Jake;279243][quote=Kissinger said:
I don't know Jake. He is not my friend.

:waah:

Kissinger said:
he's still telling me that my sexuality is a flaw, among my many other flaws. That it's something I should be ashamed of.

NOW you bite on that one? I thought that worm had done fell off the hook.

Kissinger said:
And he just kept poking it and poking it.

:eyebrows:[/QUOTE]
Here's what I don't get.

You now know that what you said offended him, even though you didn't intend the offense.

Why don't you simply say sorry and move on?

You have to admit that what you said could be interpreted as offensive, regardless of your intentions.

-Adam

Oct 20, 2009#83

Troll

I just looked it up. According to my book, "say something offensive then claim the other person didn't understand you were joking" IS the oldest trick.

Oct 20, 2009#84

ThatGrinningIdiot!

A Troll said:
I just looked it up. According to my book, "say something offensive then claim the other person didn't understand you were joking" IS the oldest trick.

You HAD to look it up?

What kind of troll are you?!

Oct 20, 2009#85

Jake

Bump this thread every time everyone gets their panties in a twist

stienman said:
Why don't you simply say sorry and move on?

I suppose that would be the grown-up thing to do...

:whistling:

:fish2:

:bathbaby:

:sleep:

Oct 20, 2009#86

Twitch

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

stienman;279250][quote=Jake;279243][quote=Kissinger said:
I don't know Jake. He is not my friend.

:waah:

Kissinger said:
he's still telling me that my sexuality is a flaw, among my many other flaws. That it's something I should be ashamed of.

NOW you bite on that one? I thought that worm had done fell off the hook.

Kissinger said:
And he just kept poking it and poking it.

:eyebrows:[/quote]
Here's what I don't get.

You now know that what you said offended him, even though you didn't intend the offense.

Why don't you simply say sorry and move on?

You have to admit that what you said could be interpreted as offensive, regardless of your intentions.

-Adam[/quote]
How are we going after the person on the receiving end of the bigoted remarks? I can't see how at any point Jake could not see how this is offensive.

Edit: That should read How as in 'how did it come to this', not how as in 'how are we doing this'

Oct 20, 2009#87

ElJuski

Wow this thread made me depressed at fellow internet dwellers fucking /fast/.

Oct 20, 2009#88

Cuyval Dar

Goddammit, you guys took a beautiful idea for a thread and derailed it all to hell.

Oct 20, 2009#89

Calleja

.....

I am ashamed to have posts in this thread.

Oct 20, 2009#90

Twitch

On topic: I see we have a thread titled Calleja (male nude)

Oct 20, 2009#91

Kitty Sinatra

How is that creepy, Twitch? Calleja has a smoking body.

Oct 20, 2009#92

KCWM

Oct 20, 2009#93

HowDroll

KCWM said:
d

They're C's, actually.

Oct 20, 2009#94

Kitty Sinatra

*bump*

I never actually posted it, but in the forum body part thread I typo'd your name as "How Drool"

Oct 21, 2009#95

Twitch

Gruebeard said:
How is that creepy, Twitch? Calleja has a smoking body.

I have an urge to enter that forum that I have never known before. My thirst for knowledge hates me.

Oct 21, 2009#96

makare

I was majorly let down by the naked "Calleja"

Oct 21, 2009#97

Twitch

makare1 said:
I was majorly let down by the naked "Calleja"

I will take this to mean it's not him. My mind is set at ease and I need not enter and be damned.

Oct 21, 2009#98

Rob King

My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

Oct 21, 2009#99

makare

Rob King said:
My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

do it man!

Oct 21, 2009#100

Allen, who is Quiet

Rob King said:
My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

do it

Oct 21, 2009#101

Kitty Sinatra

yeah man, go for it.

Although that's not really an obscene amount of cash. It's about what make, although I'd still do it just so I can be ogled.

Oct 21, 2009#102

HowDroll

Rob King said:
My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

Oct 21, 2009#103

The Lovely Boehner

I've also had a couple friends with good nude modelling experiences

ALSO point of order, this thread isn't for every time someone compliments another's appearance, fuck

Oct 21, 2009#104

Chazwozel

Bump this thread every time Jake is a worthless, hateful, ignorant little fuckin

Adammon;279133][quote=Kissinger said:
No, look, see, I just really don't like it when someone tries to use my sexuality to insult me.

"The last thing I want is to be is bigoted or homophobic or to stereotype someone in any way. I'm just saying you talk like a homo."

If that sets you off as the insult from doom, I don't know how you function in day-to-day life, especially considering how obvious a joke it is.[/QUOTE]

I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor, but fuck, I nearly split my sides when I read that in the original thread.

He was just poking fun. I really don't see where one can become offended from that joke. Unless, of course, they're overly concerned with being p.c. and can't appreciate some blue-collar humor. I guess I'm one of those white guys who "doesn't get the N word" thing either. <shrug>

Oct 21, 2009#105

HowDroll

Oct 21, 2009#106

fade

HowDroll;279980][quote=Rob King said:
My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

I took a summer class at the School of the Art Institute a few years ago with nude models. If it makes you feel any better, artists go into the same mindset as doctors; they're not looking at the body as a sexual thing or judging it at all. It's just about reproducing it on paper as a bunch of shapes and curves, and it's sometimes easy to forget exactly what you're drawing when you're trying to get a finger or the angle of an elbow right. The atmosphere was really respectful, I thought. If it's something you're thinking about doing, you should at least try it once.[/QUOTE]

Pbbt. Speak for yourself. When I draw boobs or that incredible outer curve of a woman's side, I pour a ton of sexuality into it. Maybe it's true of beginners, though, before you realize that technical stuff is just a tool, immediately forget it, and start drawing something the way it feels.

Oct 21, 2009#107

HowDroll

fade;280018][quote=HowDroll;279980][quote=Rob King said:
My aunt does a lot of hiring for the university in my hometown. When I visited her last week, she was talking to a young guy who had been hired as a model. (The school has a fine arts program)

After she was done with that, she was telling me that they desperately need nude models (the guy she had just hired was a clothed model) and then told me what obscene amounts of money they were now offering.

I have an unimpressive body. I am not entirely comfortable showing it to strangers. But I have to tell you: I was sorely tempted, if for no reason than to shock my more prudish friends. But also because I could have made almost $100 in 3-4 hours.

Oct 21, 2009#108

KCWM

HowDroll;279607][quote=KCWM said:
d

They're C's, actually.[/QUOTE]

LOL Not what I was getting at, but nice to know.

Oct 21, 2009#109

Dave

HowDroll said:
Yes, but is the sexuality in your drawing or in the woman's body itself? If you were in a class with a female nude model, would you be ogling her or ogling your drawing?

I'd be giggling like a 13 year old boy. And pointing at the boobies.

Oct 21, 2009#110

fade

HowDroll said:
Yes, but is the sexuality in your drawing or in the woman's body itself? If you were in a class with a female nude model, would you be ogling her or ogling your drawing?

Both if I'm doing it right. I'd be attempting to capture the sexuality of the person onto the page through my interpretive lens.

I wasn't insulting you, just speaking for myself.

Oct 21, 2009#111

Shegokigo

HowDroll said:
Yes, but is the sexuality in your drawing or in the woman's body itself? If you were in a class with a female nude model, would you be ogling her or ogling your drawing?

I'd draw a stick figure in the first 2minutes, then spend the rest of the class giving her the V Finger-Lick action the rest of the hour.

Oct 21, 2009#112

Shakey

Oct 21, 2009#113

Silvanesti

Oct 21, 2009#114

Jake

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".

Oct 21, 2009#115

Espy

Shegokigo;280114][quote=HowDroll said:
Yes, but is the sexuality in your drawing or in the woman's body itself? If you were in a class with a female nude model, would you be ogling her or ogling your drawing?

I'd draw a stick figure in the first 2minutes, then spend the rest of the class giving her the V Finger-Lick action the rest of the hour.[/QUOTE]

Having done a LOT of nude drawings in my life, I'd say with most of them you would all be doing very, very little ogling. It ain't always good looking people doing this work and unless you are trying to capture sexuality/sensuality it doesn't even generally enter into the equation.

Oct 21, 2009#116

Adammon

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".[/QUOTE]

I'm going to go out on the limb with Jake and say...

"Shit, what was that cracking sound!??"

A
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*splat*

Oct 21, 2009#117

Steven Soderburgin

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".[/QUOTE]
So the wavelength you guys are apparently on is that calling a gay guy a homo is the height of humor?

Oct 21, 2009#118

Adammon

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Kissinger;280311][quote=Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".[/QUOTE]
So the wavelength you guys are apparently on is that calling a gay guy a homo is the height of humor?[/QUOTE]

Oh smurf off, pantywaist and grow a set.

Oct 21, 2009#119

Steven Soderburgin

Or do you not realize that what I said is exactly what happened and is what you're defending? I'm unclear.

Oct 21, 2009#120

Jake

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Kissinger;280311][quote=Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

Oct 21, 2009#121

Adammon

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Jake;280319][quote=Kissinger;280311][quote=Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".[/quote]
So the wavelength you guys are apparently on is that calling a gay guy a homo is the height of humor?[/QUOTE]
Dude, it's cool. I'm 1/8th gay on my dad's side. I'm petitioning to join the tribe for the scholarships.[/QUOTE]

Fascinating! I think I may be adopted because my brother is 8/8th's gay and my sister is 4/8th's gay. Hell, we could be gay brothers-in-tribe!

Oct 21, 2009#122

Jake

Oct 21, 2009#123

Espy

I LOVE the village people. I really do. I don't care what anyone says or thinks.

Oct 21, 2009#124

Adammon

Espy said:
I LOVE the village people. I really do. I don't care what anyone says or thinks.

1/16th gay? That's a tough one. I mean "Macho Man" really throws the scale out of whack.

Oct 21, 2009#125

Chazwozel

Bump this thread, bump it right in the ass

Jake;280319][quote=Kissinger;280311][quote=Jake;280280][quote=Chazwozel said:
I don't know if guys like me, Jake, and Adammon are on a different wavelength when it comes to humor

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes".[/quote]
So the wavelength you guys are apparently on is that calling a gay guy a homo is the height of humor?[/QUOTE]
Dude, it's cool. I'm 1/8th gay on my dad's side. I'm petitioning to join the tribe for the scholarships.[/QUOTE]

I thought you had to be gay on your mom's side for tribe membership? Or am I thinking of Jewish homo initiation rights?

Oct 21, 2009#126

Troll

:blue:

Oct 21, 2009#127

Chazwozel

A Troll said:
:blue:

Stop being so straight.

Oct 21, 2009#128

Espy

Chazwozel;280448][quote=A Troll said:
:blue:

Stop being so straight.[/QUOTE]

THEY WANT YOU

I'm sorry, I just can't resist any opportunity to post something from the village people. I literally just spent about 30 minutes watching their music videos on youtube.

And now this post really belongs here.

Oct 21, 2009#129

Morgoth

I love this thread

Oct 21, 2009#130

Chazwozel

Morgoth said:
I love this thread

You are the Smithers to my Mr. Burns.

Oct 21, 2009#131

Adammon

Chazwozel;280462][quote=Morgoth said:
I love this thread

You are the Smithers to my Mr. Burns.[/QUOTE]

Gayyyyyyyyyy

Oct 21, 2009#132

Kitty Sinatra

Man, that "half-gay" joke would've been mine if I'd have seen the post first. I hate you Jake.

Oct 22, 2009#133

Steven Soderburgin

The "half-gay" joke that he originally made was fairly funny and not at all what my complaint was about.

Oct 22, 2009#134

fade

I have absolutely nothing for or against homosexuality first and foremost. But half anything makes me think of the RoboCop poster. 20 minutes in Photoshop and...

Oct 22, 2009#135

Jake

Gruebeard said:
Man, that "half-gay" joke would've been mine if I'd have seen the post first. I hate you Jake.

I actually left it alone for a while just in case someone else wanted it. When nobody else pounced, I had to take it.

You had your chance, dammit.

Oct 22, 2009#136

Lally

Okay, back to the original topic at hand here.

I understand some of the creepiness being called out here, but why is it creepy just to observe that someone's good looking? I understand that "omg [insert cute Halforumette] is so hot, I just want to lay her down," is creepy, but just to say something like, "[insert cute Halforumette] is really pretty!" seems fairly innocent to me.

Oct 22, 2009#137

Cajungal

Agreed. There are some handsome gentleman here, and I'm happy to tell them so.

Oct 22, 2009#138

Steven Soderburgin

Lally said:
Okay, back to the original topic at hand here.

I understand some of the creepiness being called out here, but why is it creepy just to observe that someone's good looking? I understand that "omg [insert cute Halforumette] is so hot, I just want to lay her down," is creepy, but just to say something like, "[insert cute Halforumette] is really pretty!" seems fairly innocent to me.

Yeah, it's pretty much the former examples that this thread should be bumped for.

Oct 22, 2009#139

The Lovely Boehner

I posted a few times that those sort of things "[x] is gorgeous", aren't what the thread is about?

Oct 22, 2009#140

Cajungal

So Charlie..... come here often? :unibrow:

Oct 22, 2009#141

The Lovely Boehner

Cajungal said:
So Charlie..... come here often?

I do, and I also visit from time to time

Oct 22, 2009#142

Steven Soderburgin

Charlie Dont Surf;281229][quote=Cajungal said:
So Charlie..... come here often?

I do, and I also visit from time to time[/QUOTE]
bump

Oct 22, 2009#143

The Lovely Boehner

Kissinger;281233][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;281229][quote=Cajungal said:
So Charlie..... come here often?

I do, and I also visit from time to time[/QUOTE]
bump[/QUOTE]

I'm just glad. that at the end. it was you. :behindsofa::emptybath: :tina:

:whoo::brushteeth:

Oct 22, 2009#144

Lally

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I posted a few times that those sort of things "[x] is gorgeous", aren't what the thread is about?

My bad, the times bumps were suggested for innocent comments weren't by you anyway.

Oct 22, 2009#145

fade

In before Jake uses "come here often", "in the end", and "half-gay" in some witticism.

Oct 22, 2009#146

Steven Soderburgin

"witticism"

Oct 22, 2009#147

Jake

Fade thinks I'm witty! Best scrotum ever.

Oct 22, 2009#148

Krisken

Jake said:
Fade thinks I'm witty! Best scrotum ever.

Considering your avatar, that is the creepiest comment ever.

Oct 22, 2009#149

Kitty Sinatra

Lally;281286][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
I posted a few times that those sort of things "[x] is gorgeous", aren't what the thread is about?

My bad, the times bumps were suggested for innocent comments weren't by you anyway.[/QUOTE]
If you mean my bumps, please remember that my posts aren't likely meant to be taken seriously. Those bumps had a twofold purpose:

1) To mock CDS's bumping of this thread when he saw Doom's flattering (not creepy) post regarding How Droll's awe-inspiring, stunning, fantastically gorgeous face.

2) To tell How Droll she has an awe-inspiring, stunning, fantastically gorgeous face.

Oct 22, 2009#150

Adammon

Gruebeard;281697][quote=Lally;281286][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
I posted a few times that those sort of things "[x] is gorgeous", aren't what the thread is about?

Oct 23, 2009#151

Chazwozel

Hey guys I'd totally bang Droll

---------- Post added at 09:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:00 AM ----------

bump

Oct 23, 2009#152

HowDroll

OH I'M SO CREEPED OUT YOU GUISE PLEASE STOP

Oct 23, 2009#153

Dave

I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

Oct 23, 2009#154

Gusto

Dave, you ain't homely.

Oct 23, 2009#155

Krisken

Gusto said:
Dave, you ain't homely.

Oct 23, 2009#156

Chazwozel

Dave said:
I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

pffttt quitter.

I see all of this as movie potential. I'll call it "Bang the Droll Slowly" Ok, now I'm creeping myself out.

--
BUMP!

Oct 23, 2009#157

Shegokigo

Sounds like the plot of every Seth Rogan film, sans the married....

Oct 23, 2009#158

Chazwozel

Shegokigo said:
Sounds like the plot of every Seth Rogan film, sans the married....

HEY! Seth Rogan isn't old!

Oct 23, 2009#159

fade

Chazwozel;281930][quote=Dave said:
I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

pffttt quitter.

I see all of this as movie potential. I'll call it "Bang the Droll Slowly" Ok, now I'm creeping myself out.

--
BUMP![/QUOTE]

IT'S GONNA TAKE A MONTAGE!

Oct 23, 2009#160

Krisken

Just assume I'm bumping this thread every time I follow a GB link.

Oct 23, 2009#161

Shannow

If you could suck your own dick, would that be gay, or simply masturbation? An answer to this would be appreciated soon.

On a completely unrelated note, I have taking yoga a lot recently.

*BUMP*

Oct 23, 2009#162

Gusto

Bubble181 said:
Are you taking advantage of my absence here lately to make a move on CJ?

Bump.

Oct 23, 2009#163

Kitty Sinatra

Krisken said:
Just assume I'm bumping this thread every time I follow a GB link.

How will we know when you follow one, though?

Oct 23, 2009#164

The Lovely Boehner

Shannow said:
If you could suck your own dick, would that be gay, or simply masturbation? An answer to this would be appreciated soon.

On a completely unrelated note, I have taking yoga a lot recently.

*BUMP*

I've been giving myself handjobs for about 10 years, so

Oct 23, 2009#165

Shannow

Exactly, hence the question. Is sucking your own dick akin to giving yourself a handjob.

Oct 23, 2009#166

Dave

Shannow said:
Exactly, hence the question. Is sucking your own dick akin to giving yourself a handjob.

I couldn't reach.

[/dante]

Oct 23, 2009#167

Shannow

http://www.jokeroo.com/video/funny/useful-yoga-position.html

---------- Post added at 02:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:33 PM ----------

also, the tags..hahahahahahahahahaha "homo twin powers activate"

Oct 23, 2009#168

Chazwozel

Shannow said:
http://www.jokeroo.com/video/funny/useful-yoga-position.html

---------- Post added at 02:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:33 PM ----------

also, the tags..hahahahahahahahahaha "homo twin powers activate"

Guess who came with that one? <whistles>

Oct 23, 2009#169

The Lovely Boehner

Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious

---------- Post added at 01:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:44 PM ----------

Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious[/QUOTE]

a 4th grader

Oct 23, 2009#170

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious[/QUOTE]

Quiet down, Woody.

Oct 23, 2009#171

The Lovely Boehner

[/COLOR]

Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious[/QUOTE]

a 4th grader[/QUOTE]

someone that thinks that being a homosexual is bad

Oct 23, 2009#172

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf;282177][/COLOR][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious[/QUOTE]

a 4th grader[/QUOTE]

someone that thinks that being a homosexual is bad[/QUOTE]

It is bad. Yer goin' to hell.

Oct 23, 2009#173

The Lovely Boehner

Charlie Dont Surf;282177][/COLOR][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

Oct 23, 2009#174

Shannow

Charlie Dont Surf said:
someone that thinks that being a homosexual is bad

His name is Yahweh.

Edit: nvm, Chaz got the hell joke in first.

Oct 23, 2009#175

The Lovely Boehner

Chazwozel said:
It is bad. Yer goin' to hell.

I'm straight.

Oct 23, 2009#176

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf;282180][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282177][/COLOR][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious[/QUOTE]

a 4th grader[/QUOTE]

someone that thinks that being a homosexual is bad[/QUOTE]

someone that would be a suspect in the matthew shepard murder[/QUOTE]

I confess, I was the one armed man!

---------- Post added at 02:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:47 PM ----------

Charlie Dont Surf;282182][quote=Chazwozel said:
It is bad. Yer goin' to hell.

I'm straight.[/QUOTE]

Well (to quote Jake), you talk like a homo

Oct 23, 2009#177

The Lovely Boehner

Chazwozel said:
Well (to quote Jake), you talk like a homo

go on

Oct 23, 2009#178

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf;282188][quote=Chazwozel said:
Well (to quote Jake), you talk like a homo

go on[/QUOTE]

Aint no love ting here, it's just one big cycle here,
aint no friendship here it's just one big cycle here.
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
if you love me let me no
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
if you love me let me no

Oct 23, 2009#179

Shannow

You spin me right round baby
RIGHT ROUND!!

Oct 23, 2009#180

Iaculus

Charlie Dont Surf;282182][quote=Chazwozel said:
It is bad. Yer goin' to hell.

I'm straight.[/QUOTE]

Still going to hell.

God's big on equality these days.

Oct 23, 2009#181

Chazwozel

Iaculus;282198][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282182][quote=Chazwozel said:
It is bad. Yer goin' to hell.

I'm straight.[/QUOTE]

Still going to hell.

God's big on equality these days.[/QUOTE]

I do believe only the Amish get exclusive heaven rights. Unlike those shifty Mennonites...

Oct 23, 2009#182

Shannow

Mormons. the correct answer is mormons.

Oct 23, 2009#183

Bubble181

Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade sluts are hilarious
[/QUOTE]

And again with the Iaculus jokes? Man....Poor guy.

Oct 23, 2009#184

HowDroll

Chazwozel;281930][quote=Dave said:
I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

pffttt quitter.

I see all of this as movie potential. I'll call it "Bang the Droll Slowly" Ok, now I'm creeping myself out.

--
BUMP![/QUOTE]

Droll Does Dallas?

Devil in Miss Droll?

Droll Throat?

Droll and Shego Make a Porno?

Oct 23, 2009#185

Jake

Charlie Dont Surf;282177][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;282173][quote=Chazwozel said:
Guess who came with that one?

someone that thinks 4th grade slurs are hilarious

a 4th grader[/quote]

someone that thinks that being a homosexual is bad[/QUOTE]
Man, you guys try so hard it's almost cute.

Oct 23, 2009#186

ThatGrinningIdiot!

HowDroll;282275][quote=Chazwozel;281930][quote=Dave said:
I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

Oct 23, 2009#187

Iaculus

HowDroll;282275][quote=Chazwozel;281930][quote=Dave said:
I'd bang Droll but she's WAY out of my league.

And I'm married.

And old.

And fat.

And homely.

And broke.

Other than that...

pffttt quitter.

I see all of this as movie potential. I'll call it "Bang the Droll Slowly" Ok, now I'm creeping myself out.

--
BUMP![/quote]

Droll Does Dallas?

Devil in Miss Droll?

Droll Throat?

Droll and Shego Make a Porno?[/QUOTE]

The Long, Dark Teatime of the Droll?

... Wait, wrong genre.

Oct 25, 2009#188

ThatNickGuy

Drolling Miss Daisy.

Oct 25, 2009#189

Kitty Sinatra

Drolling Miss Mabel?

Oct 25, 2009#190

HowDroll

ThatNickGuy said:
Drolling Miss Daisy.

Gruebeard said:
Drolling Miss Mabel?

Oct 25, 2009#191

ThatNickGuy

Yeah, well. So's your face!

Oct 25, 2009#192

Kitty Sinatra

Dude. Her face is right in every conceivable fucking way.

. . .

*bump*

Oct 25, 2009#193

HowDroll

Gruebeard said:
Dude. Her face is right in every conceivable fucking way.

. . .

*bump*

Oh, you

Nov 2, 2009#194

drawn_inward

http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10346

Juski = Icarus?

Dec 8, 2009#195

KCWM

bumped for proof

Dec 8, 2009#196

Kitty Sinatra

Well okay. I believe you now.

Just out of curiosity: How many of these creepy bumps have involved How Droll? Percentage-wise it's gotta be like 69 right?

Dec 8, 2009#197

KCWM

Probably. I wonder if anyone would be honest enough to go back, reread their posts, and then come here and bump because they creeped themselves out.

Dec 8, 2009#198

North_Ranger

Gendo Icarus.

That is all.

Dec 8, 2009#199

Null

bumped

Dec 8, 2009#200

Chazwozel

Homo-Twin Powers Activate! Form of assless chaps!

Dec 8, 2009#201

Null

Chazwozel said:
Homo-Twin Powers Activate! Form of assless chaps!

That's some interview process they've got at your school, eh?

Dec 8, 2009#202

Iaculus

North_Ranger said:
Gendo Icarus.

That is all.

... I will never be able to see Evangelion the same way again.

Dec 8, 2009#203

Kitty Sinatra

links or allusions to the post that caused the bump would be appreciated, people. I can't tell if I'm catching all the halforum creepiness.

Dec 8, 2009#204

Chazwozel

Lying Bastard;311869][quote=Chazwozel said:
Homo-Twin Powers Activate! Form of assless chaps!

That's some interview process they've got at your school, eh?[/QUOTE]

That's pretty much what got me the job. They looooved my leather assless chaps.

I should have been more clear. When I said college, I meant Chippendales.

Dec 8, 2009#205

The Lovely Boehner

Chazwozel said:
Homo-Twin Powers Activate! Form of assless chaps!

what are you even talking about

Dec 8, 2009#206

Chazwozel

Charlie Dont Surf;311873][quote=Chazwozel said:
Homo-Twin Powers Activate! Form of assless chaps!

what are you even talking about[/QUOTE]

I remembered the tag I made; it made me giggle.

ASSLESS CHAPS AAAWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 8, 2009#207

Tinwhistler

Gruebeard said:
links or allusions to the post that caused the bump would be appreciated, people. I can't tell if I'm catching all the halforum creepiness.

Some people are too passive agressive for that, ol' bean

Dec 8, 2009#208

Dusty668

Spiderman 4? ewwwwwwwwww.

Why not Jaws 46 while we're at it.

Dec 8, 2009#209

Null

Chaz, I know. I was the guy on the right.

Dec 9, 2009#210

HoboNinja

Wait what the hell? Why am I tagged in this thread?

Dec 9, 2009#211

Chippy

HoboNinja said:
Wait what the hell? Why am I tagged in this thread?

Take a wild guess.

Dec 11, 2009#212

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Bumped.

Dec 11, 2009#213

Troll

Bumped again... damn you AmE.

Dec 11, 2009#214

ThatGrinningIdiot!

A Troll said:
Bumped again... damn you AmE.

Lemme guess, you saw those pictures she posted, in the Hive?

Dec 11, 2009#215

Calleja

Nazi furry bump

Dec 12, 2009#216

Troll

BlackCrossCrusader;313922][quote=A Troll said:
Bumped again... damn you AmE.

Lemme guess, you saw those pictures she posted, in the Hive?[/QUOTE]

Gee, how did you know?

Dec 12, 2009#217

ThatGrinningIdiot!

A Troll;314022][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;313922][quote=A Troll said:
Bumped again... damn you AmE.

Lemme guess, you saw those pictures she posted, in the Hive?[/QUOTE]

Gee, how did you know?

[/QUOTE]

The horror was a collective emotion that day . . . .

Dec 16, 2009#218

KCWM

*shudders*

Dec 16, 2009#219

Troll

I should have bumped this yesterday for that comment about Shego's avatar getting raped by an octopus.

Dec 16, 2009#220

North_Ranger

Gainaxing transvestites... homosexual molestation by a bidet...

Dec 16, 2009#221

Iaculus

Bidets have defined genders?

Dec 16, 2009#222

Fun Size

Jesus, I leave for a couple of days and miss everything.

Actually, I think maybe I should put that in the epic win thread...

Dec 16, 2009#223

Silver Jelly

Iaculus said:
Bidets have defined genders?

If they can penetrate North_Ranger, they do.

Dec 16, 2009#224

Iaculus

Silver Jelly;316370][quote=Iaculus said:
Bidets have defined genders?

If they can penetrate North_Ranger, they do.[/QUOTE]

North_Ranger: Transsexual plumbing appliances need not apply.

Dec 16, 2009#225

RocketGirl

*thwack*

Dec 18, 2009#226

Troll

Damn you AmE... again...

Dec 18, 2009#227

Dave

A Troll said:
Damn you AmE... again...

Gotta be the David Hasselcrotch gif.

Dec 18, 2009#228

Philosopher B.

Dave;317714][quote=A Troll said:
Damn you AmE... again...

Gotta be the David Hasselcrotch gif.[/QUOTE]

The what now.

*Is afraid to enter other threads*

Dec 18, 2009#229

Dave

Tech forum. Recursive thread.

Dec 18, 2009#230

Troll

Amorous Vyxen;317788][quote=A Troll said:
Damn you AmE... again...

lol, what did I do this time?[/QUOTE]

Oh, you know what you did. You and that freakish multi-breasted furry pic.

*shudders*

Dec 20, 2009#231

Cajungal

*shudder* That whole thread will haunt me. Why did I click??

Dec 20, 2009#232

Kitty Sinatra

Cajungal said:
*shudder* This whole forum will haunt me.

FTFY

Dec 20, 2009#233

Cajungal

Gruebeard;318433][quote=Cajungal said:
*shudder* This whole forum will haunt me.

FTFY[/QUOTE]

I guess that's true, since I now think of y'all during bathroom time. :confused:

Dec 20, 2009#234

Kitty Sinatra

That's pretty creepy.

Dec 20, 2009#235

Cajungal

Yeah, that "sit or stand" thread is etched in my brain.

Dec 21, 2009#236

North_Ranger

Gruebeard's humour.

Dec 21, 2009#237

@Li3n

Man, this thread had All-Gay Cruise banner ads...

Dec 21, 2009#238

North_Ranger

I know. What's up with that?

Dec 21, 2009#239

Silver Jelly

North_Ranger said:
I know. What's up with that?

We are hosted in an homophobic server that finds gay people creepy?

Dec 21, 2009#240

Iaculus

Waaait... is it 'all-gay cruise', or 'all-gay Cruise'? The latter might explain the creepy a wee bit.

Dec 21, 2009#241

Silver Jelly

Iaculus said:
Waaait... is it 'all-gay cruise', or 'all-gay Cruise'? The latter might explain the creepy a wee bit.

An all gay Cruise cruise is an interesting mental image...

Dec 21, 2009#242

Kitty Sinatra

Penelope making out with the chick from Dawson's Creek? That's an awesome image.

Dec 21, 2009#243

North_Ranger

Silver Jelly;318763][quote=North_Ranger said:
I know. What's up with that?

We are hosted in an homophobic server that finds gay people creepy?[/QUOTE]

No, just wondering if the forum ads are trying to tell us something.

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