[News] China deems testicle veins of Army signups too large!

[Frank]

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/wor...much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html

Seriously, Chinese youths are too fat and masturbate too much leading to "enlarged testicular veins" that make them non-viable army recruits.

You guys should get your testicle veins checked. I know that's first thing on my list of things to do!

Ladies, I assume it's your enlarged ovary veins that are the problems.

 

[drifter]

I had to look up why enlarged testicular veins are a problem. Apparently it's known as varicocele and can cause infertility, discomfort, and I guess what the army is concerned about, low testosterone.

 

[Frank]

You know what doesn't affect varicocele? Masturbating.

 

[drifter]

 

[Gruebeard]

Some mid level bureaucrat probably just made this up randomly as an excuse to cull 10% of the appricants so he could leave work early some Friday.

Plus, its China. The recruit pool is so large they can be picky.

 

[Denbrought]

Some mid level bureaucrat probably just made this up randomly as an excuse to cull 10% of the appricants so he could leave work early some Friday.

Plus, its China. The recruit pool is so large they can be picky.