Psh! Like THAT sells comics! No no no. We need as many headline grabbing gimmicks that last a year as possible! Gender-swapping! Villains taking over! Killing off dudes! Raping women! Weddings! So many crossovers that you need to buy 20+ comics a month just to keep track of it all!focus on smaller storylines, stay out of big events.
In speaking of making new changes to sell comics, they have revealed the new Avengers team line-up.Psh! Like THAT sells comics! No no no. We need as many headline grabbing gimmicks that last a year as possible! Gender-swapping! Villains taking over! Killing off dudes! Raping women! Weddings! So many crossovers that you need to buy 20+ comics a month just to keep track of it all!
Smaller stories. You're hilarious, man.
Valid point, Celt Z. I just went for the phrasing as a segue from ThatNickGuy's joking comment and how, at least to me, the line-up seems a bit more calculated in conjunction with the shows and movies to sell better.But the Avenger line-up has always been rotating. I mean, sure it's got Lady Thor, Captain Falcmerica andthe T-1000new Iron Man, but I wouldn't totally write it off as a gimmick. Frankly, it's nice to see a line-up with more than 2 women.
Yep. Thor, due to recent events in the Original Sin event, has found himself unable to wield Mjolnir. Now, a mysterious female figure has stepped up and taken control of it.Wait wait wait... female Thor?
All they are willing to say is that it's a female figure from Thor's life, so they're teasing that it's someone we already know.The way I see it there are THREE outcomes. ONE- its Valkyrie. TWO its not Valkyrie but their gonna mislead the audience like fuck that it is. THREE- literally anything else because we live in a world of infinite possibilities.
That's what they WANT you to think! And then it turns out its her, and the All Mother will be all "Hey you were supposed to be doing this thing" and she'll be all "FUCK YOU I'm Thor now I do what I want!" and then they fight for an issue but by the end be friends again. Or something else, I unno.All they are willing to say is that it's a female figure from Thor's life, so they're teasing that it's someone we already know.
It might be Valkyrie, but I wouldn't guess that. I think she's busy having to form a whole new group of Valkyries on the All Mother's orders.
Most think it's very likely Inhumans will make their first appearance in AoS, too, and that the man shown at the end of s1 is one of them. I wouldn't be surprised to hear mention of Terrigen Mists and such in s2.Valid point, Celt Z. I just went for the phrasing as a segue from ThatNickGuy's joking comment and how, at least to me, the line-up seems a bit more calculated in conjunction with the shows and movies to sell better.
Winter Soldier and Falcon have gotten public exposure through the latest Captain America film, Ant-Man and Dr. Strange have movies on the way, and Deathlok has had exposure through Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. It also seems like Medusa and Inferno are there because Marvel has introduced, in comics, the idea of other Inhuman tribes mixing their genes with normal humans, leading to an Inhuman gene in tons of people that could be triggered. I'm guessing they introduced the idea so that the MCU shows and movies can have mutants without calling them "mutants".
It is still cool, as you said, to have a team line-up with more than just two women at work.
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me. All of the pieces they've given seem to suggest that.Most think it's very likely Inhumans will make their first appearance in AoS, too, and that the man shown at the end of s1 is one of them. I wouldn't be surprised to hear mention of Terrigen Mists and such in s2.
Thor can be a Disney Princess if she wants to be!Disney owns Marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is now a girl. Girls that are the daughters of Kings are Princesses.
And if she don't dance, then she's not friend of mine!Thor can be a Disney Princess if she wants to be!
Mark the calendar. In some sort of stupid twist, this female Thor is going to end up being The Enchantress. Either faking that she's wielding Mjolnir when she actually isn't or she has actually somehow become worthy of the power of Thor and is now a good guy.[DOUBLEPOST=1406084033,1406083949][/DOUBLEPOST]I had a thought earlier today that the new Thor could be the woman in Thor and Donald Blake's love life over the years: Jane Foster. And you know, she's played a significant role in the movies.
Wait, that actually is Angela from Spawn??????????In speaking of making new changes to sell comics, they have revealed the new Avengers team line-up.
The new line-up is composed of Iron Man (still Tony Stark, though in a new armor as the Superior Iron Man), Captain America (with Sam Wilson stepping in for Steve Rogers), the new female Thor, Medusa, Scarlet Witch, Dr. Strange, Inferno, Winter Soldier, Deathlok, Angela (a former Image Comics character they're incorporating into Marvel Comics), and Ant-Man.
Indeed, straight from Image Comics.Mark the calendar. In some sort of stupid twist, this female Thor is going to end up being The Enchantress. Either faking that she's wielding Mjolnir when she actually isn't or she has actually somehow become worthy of the power of Thor and is now a good guy.[DOUBLEPOST=1406084033,1406083949][/DOUBLEPOST]
Wait, that actually is Angela from Spawn??????????
Yeah, she's been around since the end of Age of Ultron. Time went wonky and she popped out from another dimension.Mark the calendar. In some sort of stupid twist, this female Thor is going to end up being The Enchantress. Either faking that she's wielding Mjolnir when she actually isn't or she has actually somehow become worthy of the power of Thor and is now a good guy.[DOUBLEPOST=1406084033,1406083949][/DOUBLEPOST]
Wait, that actually is Angela from Spawn??????????
Almost like they're trying to make him look more like someone on a TV show or somethingDeathlok is looking decidedly more human lately.
You know what I liked? Young Avengers. I haven't read any of the new stuff, but I really enjoyed that series. I, of course, may be biased due to the fact that they treated the relationship between Wiccan and Hulkling seriously.
OH MY GOD I WANT THAT.Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
BAT DVD!
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/07...-look-like-and-yes-it-comes-with-a-batmobile/
That's nice, but I still want a proper release of Batman: TAS.Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
BAT DVD!
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/07...-look-like-and-yes-it-comes-with-a-batmobile/
What do you mean proper?That's nice, but I still want a proper release of Batman: TAS.
The Batman ones might be fine, but the Superman and Justice League ones are shit. It's why I don't even own them anymore. The packaging was shit, both because of those bloody slipcases that I could never slip them back in properly and the actual disc holders were ridiculous. And then they had to produce them as those goddamn double sided discs that are incredibly easy to scratch.What do you mean proper?
I have my copies on my DVD shelf and they're great.
The episode order is kind of a mess from what I'm told.What do you mean proper?
I have my copies on my DVD shelf and they're great.
Well, I technically have a copy of the comic, since it was collected in Superman Chronicles Vol. 1. It's not the same as having the original copy, but I can still see the story if I'm interested and that's good enough for me. I've never once collected comics for their collector value.Oh hey, @ThatNickGuy you might want to go through your couch cushions.
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--Patrick
There comes a point with a comic (or anything collectible for that matter) when it stops being the domain of the "gotta catch 'em all" personality, and starts being about "I have it and you don't and I'm never going to share," and I despise this second personality, because these are the idiots who will (supposedly--it has never been proven) buy up two of the rarest stamps in the world just so they can burn one of them to make the other one more valuable.I've never once collected comics for their collector value.
Ahh... the Seto Kaiba approach.There comes a point with a comic (or anything collectible for that matter) when it stops being the domain of the "gotta catch 'em all" personality, and starts being about "I have it and you don't and I'm never going to share," and I despise this second personality, because these are the idiots who will (supposedly--it has never been proven) buy up two of the rarest stamps in the world just so they can burn one of them to make the other one more valuable.
--Patrick
Not sure what Marvel thought they would get by hiring a famous Erotic Comic artist to do a cover for a female super-hero... but that cover is standard Milo Manara fare. Is it appropriate.... probably not... but you get what you pay for.http://io9.com/check-out-spider-woman-1-starring-spider-womans-ass-1624535918
I would also like to say that her butt looks more like a set of balls from that angle.
Ha ha ha, holy shit. Marvel gets the fuckin' grand-daddy of European erotic comics to do covers for them!http://io9.com/check-out-spider-woman-1-starring-spider-womans-ass-1624535918
I would also like to say that her butt looks more like a set of balls from that angle.
Yes. The Teen Titans, The Flash, Green Lantern and Detective Comics, especially.I'll be using several of these as desktop wallpaper.
What about the content of those comics though?http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/4825997.html#cutid1
For one month, all DC comics will be covered by Darwyn Cooke.
Each and every one of them are amazing. They depict a fun, happy DC universe that has been sorely lacking for a very long time - arguably even before the New 52 universe.
I'll be using several of these as desktop wallpaper.
Well, just open up and read any of those books with those fantastic covers on them and you will be reminded how much joy DC has sucked out of their universe.Love these! I was beginning to wonder if DC forgot comics could be fun.
Deadpool is the perfect character to bring back those ridiculous characters from days gone by. Maybe he'll fight US1.
I think they already had US1 show up during a Deadpool issue.Deadpool is the perfect character to bring back those ridiculous characters from days gone by. Maybe he'll fight US1.
It's entirely possible. In his first issue of his original ongoing series, he fought an army of clones of horrible old dead characters, like Wizzer, Ringer, and even (the then dead) Aunt May who was boning Uncle Ben.I think they already had US1 show up during a Deadpool issue.
Now all we need is a Superman story based in a pre-New 52 universe and order will be restored.Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) and Booster Gold will be back in comics, this time turning up in Justice League 3000. The interesting thing to note: these are not New 52 versions of the characters. These are the original versions of them, with Justice League 3000 turning out to be set in the future of a pre-New 52 universe.
Honestly, if this new 52 business just gets worse and worse, and if DC decides to just retcon it all...Now all we need is a Superman story based in a pre-New 52 universe and order will be restored.
Man, this is like the most confusing thing I've read today.These are the original versions of them, with Justice League 3000 turning out to be set in the future of a pre-New 52 universe.
Actually? There's a digital-first comic Adventures of Superman that does basically that. It's a series of short stories, usually one issue a piece by a different creative team each time. So far, there's one collected edition of it, which I greatly enjoyed. First time I've been able to enjoy new Superman stories for a good long while.Now all we need is a Superman story based in a pre-New 52 universe and order will be restored.
It's a shame to hear it's being cancelled. It had a good share of enjoyable stories.Actually? There's a digital-first comic Adventures of Superman that does basically that. It's a series of short stories, usually one issue a piece by a different creative team each time. So far, there's one collected edition of it, which I greatly enjoyed. First time I've been able to enjoy new Superman stories for a good long while.
But of course, because we can't have nice things, it's already planned for cancellation.
Yeah, both of those titles were good. Most of what was good in the New 52, in my opinion, have been the lesser-known titles, like those and stuff like Demon Knights and All-Star Western (at least the earlier portions).The only thing from DC's main line was Animal Man and Swamp Thing. And I haven't read any of either since the end of the Rotworld crossover.
Not entirely. There were still things to like about the previous universe towards the end. It was still leagues better than what this is now.That's been gone nearly 10 years now.
The Justice League one.http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/4825997.html#cutid1
For one month, all DC comics will be covered by Darwyn Cooke.
Each and every one of them are amazing. They depict a fun, happy DC universe that has been sorely lacking for a very long time - arguably even before the New 52 universe.
I'll be using several of these as desktop wallpaper.
While Marvel is ignoring them, and taking 90s Image characters!I would argue DC is trying to take on Marvel by being 90's Image.
Greg Rucka Reflects On His Batman Work, Part One [Interview]Greg Rucka said:Denny was fond of saying “We don’t ask why the Batmobile doesn’t get caught in traffic.” That is apparently the corollary to the Archie Goodwin saying about how the entire DC Universe is an inverted pyramid built on a secret identity that’s a pair of glasses. If you want to tear it apart, you can do so with ease. You’re not nearly as clever or smart as you think you are if you decide to go and nitpick it and tear it down, because there are loose threads everywhere. All that proves is that you’re a killjoy. [Laughs] If you want to take it apart, it’s very easy to do, but that’s not the point. You either accept the world you’re in or you don’t. If you do, you’re going to have a blast. If you don’t, you better find something else to read, because you’re going to be very unhappy
I've been doing some looking into this Squirrel Girl comic. The team that will be working on it is writer Ryan North (who has done the Adventure Time comics) and artist Erica Henderson. The set-up looks to be that, even though she has defeated some major villains, those are feats mostly known to a few superheroes (considering they were all off-panel, with the exception of Dr. Doom) and the general public just sees her as a kooky lady who hangs out with squirrels and fights crime in Central Park. So, she decides to try to fulfill her full potential and goes to college. They're looking to make this a more "all-ages" title among the stuff in the Marvel Universe.I'd ask why, but hell, after Guardians of the Galaxy making gangbusters money, I imagine Marvel's willing to risk a few more weird books.
Well, we've had a Slapstick run, so why not?Squirrel Girl is getting her own monthly comic.
What? When? I loved Slapstick.Well, we've had a Slapstick run, so why not?
--Patrick
It was just the mini, plus a few appearances in other titles. No actual monthly.What? When? I loved Slapstick.
The Initiative was also the last time I can think of that Sleepwalker turned up.He has initial 4 issue run, then he wasn't seen again until The Initiative where Marvel pulled out all their Z list heroes.
Yes, that's the one. I still have all 4 somewhere also. It might've been called "Cartoon tropes: The Miniseries."You mean this guy?
We can hope."All the recent changes to the comic were a huge flop! Lets find some way to reverse them ASAP!"
Indeed, though Marvel has had plenty of things iffy, like the AXIS event.They don't exactly top the monthly sales charts though do they.
No may be, it's over as of 665 I believe. Canceled the month before the Fantastic Four reboot movie comes out.Indeed, though Marvel has had plenty of things iffy, like the AXIS event.
Also, the Fantastic Four comic may be getting cancelled.
Well, Marvel has WAY more stake in the rights to Spider-Man. I think they still have fantastic merchandising rights there. The Fox X-Men deal is more weighted in Fox's favour. They have more reason to work with Sony.It honestly depends on if this supposed Spider-man deal goes through... the offer apparently goes:
- Sony retains the film rights to Spider-man and to make solo movies
- Disney/Marvel gets the rights to have Spider-man appear in Marvel films as a side character. This is primarily so they can stick him in the Avengers.
- For this, Sony is allowed access to the Marvel movie canon and it's future Spider-man movies will have continuity with Marvel movies. Another option is Marvel/Disney actually makes the movies and Sony gets a percentage.
This seems win-win for Sony. They get to make money on Spider-man because suddenly EVERYONE has to see it to see how it ties into the rest of the movies.
If this deal works, I could see Fox being given a similar deal for X-Men and the Fantastic 4.
It honestly depends on how well the next few X-men movies are. First Class was decent and so was Days. But eventually all they are going to have left is Savage Lands and space stuff and I don't think Fox can pull those off with the current executives in charge.Well, Marvel has WAY more stake in the rights to Spider-Man. I think they still have fantastic merchandising rights there. The Fox X-Men deal is more weighted in Fox's favour. They have more reason to work with Sony.
That IS going to be an issue. Ultron and Thanos are awesome, but Dr. Doom leading a team of his own against them is definitive to the comics.I don't think that type of deal will be offered to Fantastic Four. Marvel wants that back, and are actively working to give less promotion to the movie. Too many "cross-over" villains with Avengers and they would like those to be back under their control.
It would probably also help their more cosmic films out to get the Skrulls back.That IS going to be an issue. Ultron and Thanos are awesome, but Dr. Doom leading a team of his own against them is definitive to the comics.
OOOOHHHH, so THAT'S why we got the Chitauri instead of the Skrulls?It would probably also help their more cosmic films out to get the Skrulls back.
Exactly. The rights issues regarding Fox and Fantastic Four are also why we got the Sakaarans in Guardians of the Galaxy instead of the Badoon.OOOOHHHH, so THAT'S why we got the Chitauri instead of the Skrulls?
I would say it's also because having shape-shifting aliens would create a more complicated story than simple "aliens invading" that they were going for.OOOOHHHH, so THAT'S why we got the Chitauri instead of the Skrulls?
I didn't even realize that they were supposed to be Sakaarans. But it does make sense. They look sufficiently buggy.[DOUBLEPOST=1413076865,1413076674][/DOUBLEPOST]Besides, the Badoon are too badass to be foot soldiers for the Kree. In the original GotG timeline, they had conquered most the galaxy.Exactly. The rights issues regarding Fox and Fantastic Four are also why we got the Sakaarans in Guardians of the Galaxy instead of the Badoon.
Yup, already happened with this season of Agents of SHIELD. Jack gets creator credit right next to Stan Lee. It's about effing time too.http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/10...nd-disney-for-not-going-to-the-supreme-court/
The settlement between Jack Kirby's estate and Marvel sounds like it might be around 8 figures. Some are guessing between $30 and $50 million.
Additionally, "the deal ensures that Jack Kirby will receive full named credit on upcoming movies based, or partly based, on his work."
That last bit makes me particularly happy. It breaks my heart that Stan Lee is a household name, while Kirby is generally only known within the comic book business.
Hush, you. Some of us are trying to forget that happened.This is actually the second time they did. They did an Onslaught Reborn storyline sometime in the early 2000s, I think it was.
IO9 was suggesting (and I don't think they're wrong) that part of it is putting these events in mind while updating the contexts to be more friendly to the MCU.Is it just me, or does Marvel seem to be on a slight kick of bringing back old events? We've had Red Skull becoming a new Onslaught, they've announced a new Secret Wars event, and now we have whatever this new Civil War thing will be.
Gee, I wonder why the comics would be revisiting Age of Ultron....And now Marvel is doing new Planet Hulk and Armor Wars stories.
I read a theory recently over at SuperHeroHype as to what may be happening. With the upcoming new Secret Wars story, it seems like some of the participants of it will be sent to experience different points in time. Thus far, based on teaser images, it seems to be the following participants and stories:
- Ultron (Age of Ultron/Marvel Zombies)
- Spider-Man (Civil War)
- Kitty Pryde (Days of Future Past)
- Steve Rogers (Planet Hulk)
- Tony Stark (Armor Wars)
I must be one of the few people that wasn't a fan of the 90s X-Men cartoon (or Spider-Man).
That was a lot of non-comic reader kids' first exposure to X-Men. I was never really that big into comics as a kid until I saw the X-Men '92 saturday morning cartoons. After that, I started getting into comics.I must be one of the few people that wasn't a fan of the 90s X-Men cartoon (or Spider-Man). The look all felt too glossy and over-designed (then again, it WAS based on Jim Lee's work) and the voice acting was more miss than hit. I liked it well enough back in the day, but never went gaga over it. Like the Spider-Man cartoon, it sure as hell hasn't aged well. Not like DC's toons from back then.
It likely doesn't help that I'm not a big X-Men fan in general.
Sure, that's okay. I get that. I think the same applies for the Batman cartoon at the time, too. Doesn't change the fact that it's overly glossy and over-designed, especially in comparison to Batman's more reductive design style.That was a lot of non-comic reader kids' first exposure to X-Men. I was never really that big into comics as a kid until I saw the X-Men '92 saturday morning cartoons. After that, I started getting into comics.
That's a valid opinion from someone who was familiar with the comics before the show.Sure, that's okay. I get that. I think the same applies for the Batman cartoon at the time, too. Doesn't change the fact that it's overly glossy and over-designed, especially in comparison to Batman's more reductive design style.
Oh, those were launched at the beginning as part of the celebration/spectacle. Clearly this was some kind of 4th of July celebration or something, what with the spotlights and balloons and fireworks displays. If ANYTHING in that video makes sense, it's that it would be taking place on July 4th, because that's when a terrorist organization would get the most mileage out of attacking the Statue of Liberty.And where the hell did the bajillion balloons come from?
None of what I said had anything to do with the comics aside from the Jim Lee remark. Actually, I'm talking about pure visual aesthetic, voice acting, and holding up to the tests of time. Which Batman surpasses in spades.That's a valid opinion from someone who was familiar with the comics before the show..
Batman TAS is definitely a model of what to do right. And for all its attraction to 13 year old me, I will readily admit that the 90s X-Men SMC's defining characteristic is "overwrought," though I mostly mean that in plot and dialog, not just visuals. I liked the visuals. Duh, I was 13, I liked painted-on costumes on hot chicks.None of what I said had anything to do with the comics aside from the Jim Lee remark. Actually, I'm talking about pure visual aesthetic, voice acting, and holding up to the tests of time. Which Batman surpasses in spades.
I bounced on Spider-Man before the clone saga really kicked into high gear, and even then I was only occasionally picking up an issue or two every once in a while to check in. I think the storyline that made me give up on it was when Peter's parents came back and turned out to be clone robots or something.Count me in the group of watched the DC cartoons, read the Marvel comics. Which was still a mistake--bad as the Spider-man cartoon was, it still had better writing than the comic at the time, which was waist-deep in the Clone Saga.
It just looks like trees. We do have summers and non-coniferous trees.I always wondered why Wolverine's title card depicts a tropical jungle, when Logan himself comes from Canada, and the animal he's named after is definitely from boreal forests of northern latitudes.
AnchormanIdontbelieveyou.gifIt just looks like trees. We do have summers and non-coniferous trees.
Good point.They have been hinting at something big for a while,with the whole thing about the Multiverse collapsing and the Mapmakers and all that incursion stuff, so at least it won't be introduced all of sudden in a single comic mini-series and while clumsily changing everything else haphazardly like flipping a broken light switch.
Maybe they were trying to go for a retro feel like the Batman animated series.I liked the 90s X-Men cartoon. It doesn't hold up at all, but I always figured all the over-the-top stuff--from the art down to the ham-fisted acting--was purely intentional. The Spider-Man cartoon on the other hand I didn't care that much for. There were some weird design decisions that hinted that the artists were seriously out of touch with 90s-00s fashion. Mullets, clothing choices, dialogue, etc. Plus Peter looked like he was about 35, and seemed to be modeled not on any comic Peter but rather on the 70s live-action Peter:
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That's a good point. I don't think it worked so well for that 'toon though.Maybe they were trying to go for a retro feel like the Batman animated series.
No, the reason for that is obvious: they aren't included in the upcoming Sony/Marvel deal because they are owned by Fox.One thing remains constant, though, every Mutant but (the now dead) Wolverine hates Spider-Man for absolutely no reason.
They've been dickbags to Spidey long before any of this movie rumor stuff. For some reason he keeps going back and trying to teach classes, though.No, the reason for that is obvious: they aren't included in the upcoming Sony/Marvel deal because they are owned by Fox.
What was wrong with her being a superspy, Avenger, and soldier? Is beating up muggers somehow more interesting than dealing with outlandish cosmic-level threats, or killer robots, or high-tech megalomaniacs? I don't think it's the right direction to go. It's too DC.Series writer Dennis Hopeless also noted that the series will now see Jessica Drew avoiding the more fantastical galactic elements of the Marvel Universe in favor of regular ol’ detective work: “You’ve seen her as a superspy and Avenger and soldier. Now let’s see this person as an old-school hero.”
It's Wonder Woman's costume:So Marvel has decided they need to redesign Jessica Drew/ Spider-Woman's costume. Fair enough, she basically hasn't changed since the 1970's. Kris Anka's tumblr has had some shots, and there's an article here:
http://www.themarysue.com/spider-woman-looks-rad-as-eff/
Same basic color pattern. Dark blue arms and legs, red chest, gold insignia. The belt may not droop, but the lasso hanging off it provides a similar angle, overall. It's not exactly the same, but it's so close that if it were a parody character it could be recognizable (that is, if this were the iconic version of WW's costume)Err, aside from both having tight pants and shoulder-length black hair, I don't see much of a resemblance. Wonder Woman's belt doesn't droop, Spider Woman isn't wearing heels and has spats instead of... I dunno, anklets? Spider woman doesn't bare cleavage, and her jacket is double breasted and actually is shown buttoned up. Also shades vs tiara?
.... dark blue? That looks just plain old black to me.Same basic color pattern. Dark blue arms and legs, red chest, gold insignia. The belt may not droop, but the lasso hanging off it provides a similar angle, overall. It's not exactly the same, but it's so close that if it were a parody character it could be recognizable (that is, if this were the iconic version of WW's costume)
That, and personally I've never found her to be terribly interesting to begin with.My only problem with Spider-Woman has always been that her name makes no goddamn sense to me. She flies around shooting energy bolts from her hands, that's not very spidery.
Depends on your definition of supergenius. There's lots of very smart women, such as Oracle or Moira MacTaggert (Oxford doesn't churn out many dumb geneticists)... but I'd have to thinking longer and harder before I come up with a female Reed Richards.Are there any notable female super geniuses in comics?
Yep. Valeria Richards is her name.Depends on your definition of supergenius. There's lots of very smart women, such as Oracle or Moira MacTaggert (Oxford doesn't churn out many dumb geneticists)... but I'd have to thinking longer and harder before I come up with a female Reed Richards.
Except... didn't he have a supergenius daughter?
Apparently not. You have to get to #23 on Comic Vine's list of Smartest Comic Characters before you get a female character, and the most notable female in the Marvel Database's list of characters with Super-Genius Intelligence is Valeria Richards (only notable for her parents).Are there any notable female super geniuses in comics?
Yeah, comic books don't seem to have much of a field for female super-geniuses.There definitely aren't that many and I can't even remember her name.
Well, there was Nina, in Code Geass, who was that universe's Werner Von Braun and developed the Freija (I WON'T PRONOUNCE IT FLEIJA THAT'S WRONG AND RETARDED) warhead. Of course, she was an emotional powderkeg who ended up little more than a pawn to be used by one side or another the entire run of the series.Yeah, comic books don't seem to have much of a field for female super-geniuses.
What about anime and manga? Surely, there's got to be a reasonable group there?
This would have been my first choice too, or The One from the same comic.... though really, there are probably a dozen or more female Sparks from that comic that qualify.Does Agatha Heterodyne count?
Which is a good question. I suddenly thought to wonder why Monet St. Croix wasn't on the list of Marvel super geniuses, but she's just a garden variety genius, and not a super genius.Like I said, it depends on what the threshold for "super genius" is. Is it enough to just be smarter than your immediate peer group? Do you need to be a postdoc? Do you have to have created something with world-changing consequences, like new technology, functional sentient AI, or a doomsday weapon? Does your intelligence have to be in a purely scientific field, or can brilliant military commanders also qualify as "super geniuses?"
Same as why the Kingdom Come characters are villains in some other of these books.Some of that stuff looks interesting... at least Top Ten is finally getting a trade and it'll be great seeing Renee Montoya back as The Question.
What -I- want to know is when Jonah Hex became a villain.
I just kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling on that page... man, they really are throwing everything into the pot, aren't they?http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/01...april-2015-nicola-scott-nightwing-butt-shots/
More solicitations for DC's upcoming uber-event, Convergence. The more I read about it, the more it just sounds like one gigantic fucking mess.
God, I miss loving DC Comics.
I kind of feel like the upcoming Shazam/Captain Marvel movie is going to be what determines my fate with DC. If they can make a good, fun, kid friendly action movie (not even a GREAT one, just a decent one) then I'm willing to give them a chance. But they have gotta drop this dark shit. It's boring.If it weren't for the Arrow, Flash, Constantine and occasional DCAU movie, I'd never look at anything DC related again.
That was the plot for DC vs Marvel... So, when do we get an amalgamated DC universe? We could have:Apparently the big bad is forcing two different universes to fight and the loser is wiped from existence or some stupid shit.
meh :shrugNo.
No no no.
NO. NO. NO!
https://www.nerdist.com/2015/01/mar...the-ultimate-universe-as-part-of-secret-wars/
That's my main fear. I've gone to reading some Marvel titles and I'd hate to see them fall into the same stupid New 52 idiocy that infected DC.Let's be honest, Marvel's comic have been a mess for over a decade, and needed to get flushed out/rebooted. I mean, remember that time 90% of the world's mutants lost their power because of (I think) Scarlet Witch? Let's just hope they don't use the reboot as an excuse to change beloved characters into shit, like New 52 did.
I am all for Brian Posehn getting lots of comic writing work. Because then maybe he won't have time to do any voice work/acting. Because the sound of that guy's voice makes me want to cut him into pieces and stir fry him and FEED HIM TO THE CAT.The only thing I want to stay the same is Posehn/Duggan on Deadpool, unless they get moved as a pair to Spidey. They're a fantastic team, and they write snippy/sarcastic characters on a level you don't really see anywhere else.
I feel the same way about Jim Sterling. I want him to do anything save for talking, because when he speaks I want to shove his hands down his own throat.I am all for Brian Posehn getting lots of comic writing work. Because then maybe he won't have time to do any voice work/acting. Because the sound of that guy's voice makes me want to cut him into pieces and stir fry him and FEED HIM TO THE CAT.
If by "great" you mean a disheveled tubby real-life suffalupagus who sounds like he's seconds away from shooting himself.You guys suck, Brian Posehn is great.
I love Posehn in all mediums. Sterling makes my head explode, though.You guys suck, Brian Posehn is great.
That's what I assumed too, hence the no more mutants comment.Just saw someone make an interesting point: this might also be about doing away with the Fantastic Four (to compel Fox to make a deal) and to turn most of the mutants into Inhumans (so Marvel can do something with them in TV and movies). This seems workable but I can only imagine the lawsuits that'll be coming.
I have to agree. I don't mind crossovers, but I wish they'd be their own series, like Secret Wars, rather than jumping from title to title. Meanwhile, when I was cataloging my collection, I was reminded how freaking greedy the industry got in the 90's with the "variant covers" nonsense. That was somewhat worse, because there wasn't even a different story inside.Can you imagine if DC and Marvel put more effort into quality, self-contained books that didn't rely on crossovers? More books like Hawkeye? Like Batwoman? Heck, even Ultimate Spider-Man for the most part was self-contained, which is largely why it's such a great book.
Oh don't get me wrong. I -LOVE- Image Comics. TWD, Chew, and Invincibles are long time favs. I'm just pointing out that TWD is a huge, mondo hit right now and it's available in several easy to find, easy to buy collections. If you want the entire story of TWD, you basically only need to buy like 3 big books and a trade at this point. It's got a lot of meat but it's also one series so it's easy to jump into.Jim Lee did sell Wildstorm to DC, but that was his own thing. It was published through Image, but Lee owned all the rights.
And I disagree @AshburnerX. Yes, Walking Dead is certainly Image's biggest seller. No question of that. One look on the shelf at Chapters tells me that. But they've been publishing a number of great, quality books that have sold incredibly well. Saga is the one, which is second to Walking Dead. Then you have all the other phenomenal titles like Chew, Elephantmen, Fatale (or anything by Brubaker and Phillips), Velvet, Invincible, Sex Criminals, and countless others. They're all their own books and they're all unique. In fact, of the ones I listed, each of them could fall under different genres. That's their other strength over Marvel and DC, who are still trying to tout superhero books, which gets boring after awhile. Image has a great deal of variety. Cripes, their big seller is a ZOMBIE comic, which started when the zombie trend hadn't even been a thing yet. And now that that trend has generally subsided, it's still their biggest seller.
To quote Bo Burnham, "We'll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting up money."Sadly, the reason these "Events" keep happening is because people buy them as well as the crossover issues. They will complain that they have to do it to "Get the whole story" but will buy them nonetheless. This falls into the same category for me as Pre-ordering games, the companies will keep doing it as long as the public forks over their money for them,
If by "great" you mean a disheveled tubby real-life suffalupagus who sounds like he's seconds away from shooting himself.
Yeah.... that's what Supes needs.... a new power....http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/02/03/superman-38-blowing-ebay-gets-new-power-spoiler/
Superman has a new power. What is it? Basically, "Nuclear Bomb Vision."
Ugh.
The Joker = Loki. Half Life 3 confirmed.Ok, so I just listened to a podcast where they mentioned that it seems like Joker's being billed as some mystical super regenerating immortal being.
The fuck?
Yup. And people still hail Snyder as the best writer ever?Ok, so I just listened to a podcast where they mentioned that it seems like Joker's being billed as some mystical super regenerating immortal being.
The fuck?
It's been hinted in the past that he may have some regenerative ability--I don't recall where, but it's been there before. He keeps escaping from these deadly catastrophes, which I just chalked up to drama. I recall it used to even be on the Joker Wikipedia page.Ok, so I just listened to a podcast where they mentioned that it seems like Joker's being billed as some mystical super regenerating immortal being.
The fuck?
Bingo. Joker's draw is the same as Batman: he's just a regular guy. One of the most dangerous, terrifying guys on the planet, but still just a regular guy. Giving him powers nullifies some of that.The kind of undermines the character though... Batman too. The whole appeal of The Joker is that, despite the fact that he has zero powers, he's still (by far) the most dangerous man on the planet because of his ability to plan and prepare and to his ability to improvise on the spot. The only reason he's not as dangerous as guys like Darksied is because he doesn't have a god damn planet backing his schemes.
Making his survival tied to a power just makes everything he does far less impressive.
It's not even that you can't do a good story with the Joker having powers. The Mask/Joker one shot was pretty great and the Batman: The Brave and the Bold episode where he got Batmite's powers was a lot of fun. But these were one shots. The Joker doesn't need powers to scare a city into submission. Just give him a sniper rifle and a vantage point... or poison and access to a major food company's production line... or even just a boutonniere and the wherewithal to walk the streets for a few nights.Bingo. Joker's draw is the same as Batman: he's just a regular guy. One of the most dangerous, terrifying guys on the planet, but still just a regular guy. Giving him powers nullifies some of that.
I want to say that was the Emperor Joker storyline.I remember the one time it was interesting for Joker to have powers when he stole Mr. Mxylplyk's abilities and basically built a universe where he gets to kill and revive Batman whenever he wants. Something like that. I remember it being a pretty good read, all in all.
Yep, that was the Emperor Joker storyline. Joker managed to trick Mr. Mxyzptlk into revealing his secret imp name and got 99% of Mxy's power, rather than the 1% that he was intending to transfer to Joker.I want to say that was the Emperor Joker storyline.
So...you're saying the hair is outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous?What.
Coming in march:
Of all the fashion trends I can't wait to be done, long hair with the sides of one's head shaved is definitely in the top 3.
Sorry-not-sorry, but it makes a person look like a toddler's doll, said toddler having gotten carried away playing "haircut."
I just hope the music's not contagious, or god help us all.So...you're saying the hair is outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous?
Yeah, but they could have done it without making Kimber look like she'd suck dick for Krokodil, you know?It's probably coming out to hype up this.
Shaving the sides of your head and keeping part of it long is a long standing punk style that's only recently become mainstream. As someone who's always dug it, I'm actually kind of happy more people are trying it out.Of all the fashion trends I can't wait to be done, long hair with the sides of one's head shaved is definitely in the top 3.
[DOUBLEPOST=1424823107,1424822911][/DOUBLEPOST]Shaving the sides of your head and keeping part of it long is a long standing punk style that's only recently become mainstream. As someone who's always dug it, I'm actually kind of happy more people are trying it out.
Given that Jem is a holographic construct, I'm pretty sure that (if desired) modesty can be "almost" unprotected from every angle simultaneously. Sort of like the old rotating tease hologram they used to sell at the expensive gizmo stores in the mall back in the 90s.You're awfully close to getting cameltoe from Jem in that dress, as well.
They did a Ghostbusters one for awhile too that was pretty fun.I'm not surprised IDW's cranking out a Jem comic at all, they're basically got the market on 80's-90's cartoon revival comics. Transformers (two titles) and TMNT (all of which are amazing), plus I think they use GI Joe too?
They do.I'm not surprised IDW's cranking out a Jem comic at all, they're basically got the market on 80's-90's cartoon revival comics. Transformers (two titles) and TMNT (all of which are amazing), plus I think they use GI Joe too?
It's only now becoming main stream? During the mid-90's, most the guys at my school had that haircut. (The top was long and the sides were shaved.) Considering at that age (13-16) most of these guys' parents were paying for this haircut, I don't think you can get more "mainstream" than that.Shaving the sides of your head and keeping part of it long is a long standing punk style that's only recently become mainstream. As someone who's always dug it, I'm actually kind of happy more people are trying it out.
Yeah, just for women.It's only now becoming main stream? During the mid-90's, most the guys at my school had that haircut. (The top was long and the sides were shaved.) Considering at that age (13-16) most of these guys' parents were paying for this haircut, I don't think you can get more "mainstream" than that.
Unless we're only taking about it being a haircut for women.
I'll take some guesses...Christ, what old cartoon isn't going to get a comic revival eventually? Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Invader Zim (Not a JTHM sequel but still awesome), Dexter's Lab, sky is the damn limit!
Gas = totally not punk.Of all the fashion trends I can't wait to be done, long hair with the sides of one's head shaved is definitely in the top 3.
Sorry-not-sorry, but it makes a person look like a toddler's doll, said toddler having gotten carried away playing "haircut."
It's called a Triforce, you PC bourgeois pig.*fist pump!* Yes! I've earned a rare tag from @GasBandit! That's like finally earning a rare, golden whatchamacallit in one of them video game thingies.
A discussion on hologram toys a few weeks ago got me thinking about how there used to be stores in the mall that sold nothing but holograms. Holy shit were the 80's weird.Sort of like the old rotating tease hologram they used to sell at the expensive gizmo stores in the mall back in the 90s.
There was a museum in SoHo, NY dedicated toA discussion on hologram toys a few weeks ago got me thinking about how there used to be stores in the mall that sold nothing but holograms. Holy shit were the 80's weird.
I also have to add The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl as a title I hope doesn't end. It's still pretty new, but the writing (by Ryan North, best known for Dinosaur Comics) is really fun and top-notch.Which is too bad because there are a couple of really solid stories going right now. Spider-Man and the X-Men is fantastic (better than the main SM book, Slott really needs to be moved off it), and Deadpool is still going strong.
I don't particularly care for that one, plus the art makes my face hurt.I also have to add The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl as a title I hope doesn't end. It's still pretty new, but the writing (by Ryan North, best known for Dinosaur Comics) is really fun and top-notch.
I don't mind the art that much myself, even though certain characters do end up looking odd. I'm still in the midst of trying out some of Marvel's more recent fare, and I had heard good buzz on it.I don't particularly care for that one, plus the art makes my face hurt.
The best part about a Deadpool comic is that he can exist outside of continuity and can actually make fun of the situations of a reboot.[DOUBLEPOST=1426179330,1426179169][/DOUBLEPOST]Which is too bad because there are a couple of really solid stories going right now. Spider-Man and the X-Men is fantastic (better than the main SM book, Slott really needs to be moved off it), and Deadpool is still going strong.
I actually like the new WW costume, but really, has DC run out of so many ideas that they're just going to rehash Superboy's outfit? I mean, it worked for him because he was a disaffected teenager.http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dc-comics-debuts-new-costumes-for-superman-wonder-woman
New costumes for Superman and Wonder Woman.
Judging by these visuals, Superman is part of Fight Club, now?
Wow. I especially love the bloody wraps on Sups fists... really screams Superman.http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dc-comics-debuts-new-costumes-for-superman-wonder-woman
New costumes for Superman and Wonder Woman.
Judging by these visuals, Superman is part of Fight Club, now?
I really like Wonder Woman's new costume. But, uh... did someone tell Supes it was casual friday?http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dc-comics-debuts-new-costumes-for-superman-wonder-woman
New costumes for Superman and Wonder Woman.
Judging by these visuals, Superman is part of Fight Club, now?
I know they're trying to make them kind of a stand in for the red in his cape, but making his fist wraps red makes him look like he just beat someone to death.Wow. I especially love the bloody wraps on Sups fists... really screams Superman.
Yeah, I actually don't hate the Wonder Woman one. Have some issues with it, like the shoulder pads. And while I get what they were trying for with the stars up the, the one star just looks silly on her side like that.The best part about a Deadpool comic is that he can exist outside of continuity and can actually make fun of the situations of a reboot.[DOUBLEPOST=1426179330,1426179169][/DOUBLEPOST]
I actually like the new WW costume, but really, has DC run out of so many ideas that they're just going to rehash Superboy's outfit? I mean, it worked for him because he was a disaffected teenager.
This is like your dad getting a Beiber haircut to try to relate to you.
The blood splattered at his feet really sells that.I know they're trying to make them kind of a stand in for the red in his cape, but making his fist wraps red makes him look like he just beat someone to death.
I can only assume this is part of their long-term plot to re-convince us that the Man of Steel version of the character was actually a decent depiction of Superman.Dear DC: Superman shouldn't look like a street thug. You've gotten this badly wrong.
When the heck did Cable become Superman?OMG, At Earth's End was actually the vision of Superman for DC all along!!!!!!!!!
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Seriously, how do you twirl a lasso or pilot an invisible jet with those things?I have to say I'm in with the crowd of people who think the Wonder Wolverina outfit is a bit much.
--Patrick
Oh no! Not the MALE GAZE!or just for the male gaze.
Given the largely target audience, it's not that far fetched.Oh no! Not the MALE GAZE!
Heh, seriously, every time someone talks about "the male gaze" it makes me think they're talking about some kind of mind-controlling supervillain.
DON'T BE CONTROLLED BY....
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THE MALE GAZE!!
Honestly, the Male Gaze would probably be pals with Dr. Psycho.Given the largely target audience, it's not that far fetched.
Though that description is hilarious.
I assume they're retractable.Seriously, how do you twirl a lasso or pilot an invisible jet with those things?
It just dawned on me, they're not Wolverine, those spikes are Azrael:I have to say I'm in with the crowd of people who think the Wonder Wolverina outfit is a bit much.
That's the confusing thing. Everything got a reset except the Batman lore. In Scott Snyders "Death of the Family" we see Gordon talks about old wounds with holding pictures of Barbara in a hospital bed and Joker arrested at a carnival/fair. Batman mention Batman Incorporated, Damien and Joker recalls that he killed Jason Todd once.I've seen a lot of back-and-forth on it, but I can't blame people. The current Batgirl is aimed at a younger and female audience. The Nu52 (ugh) has negated the events of The Killing Joke, which wasn't about Batgirl in the first place (she was targeted, sexually assaulted and eventually paralyzed because she was aplot deviceCom. Gordon's daughter). Whether it was in poor taste or not, the reference has nothing to do with the current run and probably wasn't a good choice for a cover.
Thanks. I've never heard that term before, although I could tell what was going on I the images just fine. In psychology we refer to motivated reasoning and cognitive dissonance to discuss such things.@MindDetective
A hugbox is an "echo chamber" where a discussion brooks no opposing viewpoints for the sake of "making sure everyone feels comfortable and secure."
The image chain in the link shows users in a twitter conversation thread bemoaning that "Batman is never shown like this [powerless/helpless like the controversial batgirl cover]" and challenging anyone to "Show me the cover. Show me the instance where Batman is fully the victim of the Joker on a cover where he is stripped of all agency."
Comic fans then take turns sending the innumerable covers that show exactly that - Batman chained up, tied up, tortured, etc (and for good measure, also included the scenes of the Joker beating Robin to death with a crowbar and the famous "ghost Robin accusing Batman" cover)... and subsequently being blocked on twitter by those who issued the snide challenge instead of admitting they were wrong and have no idea what they're talking about. Because the HUGBOX MUST BE PRESERVED.
I think that cognitive dissonance is one of the psychology terms that people throw around without really understanding what it means... particularly when they're experiencing it in regards to their own behaviorThanks. I've never heard that term before, although I could tell what was going on I the images just fine. In psychology we refer to motivated reasoning and cognitive dissonance to discuss such things.
And, since there are several comments about it on the Imgur, "Galbrush Threepwood" is a reference to the difficulty of putting female characters into a space dominated by male characters. Guybrush Threepwood is a subversion of competent male heroes. Monkey Island's humor often revolves around the fact that Guybrush succeeds despite being an incompetent idiot. You couldn't do the same story/jokes with a female protagonist, because a woman failing at being a hero, and needing to be rescued, or succeed by luck, was/is the established adventure trope. That's the problem Batgirl runs into. Batman tied up and helpless is a subversion of the usual state of a comic book hero. Batgirl tied up and helpless... is less clear. Has Batgirl been established as a competent heroine, enough that being tied up is counter to expectations? Or is she still burdened with the history of the genre, such that people still expect a female character to be helpless and in imminent danger? It depends on who you ask, and the details of the image, and who the image was made for, and a hundred other little details.@MindDetective
A hugbox is an "echo chamber" where a discussion brooks no opposing viewpoints for the sake of "making sure everyone feels comfortable and secure."
Honestly? If we got some kind of OH GOD HE'S BACK arc and Supes was scared as fuck to face Doomsday, I'd read the hell out of it.
They did that, a little. It was called Superman/Doomsday Hunter/Prey. It featured Clark having nightmares about Doomsday coming back. Of being a child again, going down the dark stairs into the cellar, and being terrified, only to find that Doomsday is the monster lurking in the dark. So Clark heads out to try to track down Doomsday's corpse (which has already come back to life.) It wasn't a very good story. The worst part was Doomsday's origin, which is just... dammit, evolution does not work that way. You cannot clone the cells of something that's been killed and have the clone be stronger.Honestly? If we got some kind of OH GOD HE'S BACK arc and Supes was scared as fuck to face Doomsday, I'd read the hell out of it.
Unless it's a saiyan.They did that, a little. It was called Superman/Doomsday Hunter/Prey. It featured Clark having nightmares about Doomsday coming back. Of being a child again, going down the dark stairs into the cellar, and being terrified, only to find that Doomsday is the monster lurking in the dark. So Clark heads out to try to track down Doomsday's corpse (which has already come back to life.) It wasn't a very good story. The worst part was Doomsday's origin, which is just... dammit, evolution does not work that way. You cannot clone the cells of something that's been killed and have the clone be stronger.
I remember reading that.They did that, a little. It was called Superman/Doomsday Hunter/Prey. It featured Clark having nightmares about Doomsday coming back. Of being a child again, going down the dark stairs into the cellar, and being terrified, only to find that Doomsday is the monster lurking in the dark. So Clark heads out to try to track down Doomsday's corpse (which has already come back to life.) It wasn't a very good story. The worst part was Doomsday's origin, which is just... dammit, evolution does not work that way. You cannot clone the cells of something that's been killed and have the clone be stronger.
Somehow I misread that as Deadpool got a new costume. He would probably wearing a suit like that with a fixed face. As for Matt Murdock, now he really looks like a daring devil.http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/5187607.html
Daredevil got a new costume this week in his own comic. As a huge fan of Daredevil, I was ready to hate this but dammit all if Mark Waid doesn't make it work. It's completely in line with the character and story that he's been telling during this run.
Man this was one of the best reads of the year so far, I wish Ellis would stay on MK forever.Now I desperately want him to team up with the Warren Ellis version of Moon Knight.
... this needs to be an official team-up turned into a movie. They're just begging for a slick soundtrack.Now I desperately want him to team up with the Warren Ellis version of Moon Knight.
I guess that clears up any question whether Miles Morales would be Spider-Man prime after Secret Wars.[DOUBLEPOST=1427474442,1427474384][/DOUBLEPOST]All New Avengers (starting after Secret War) written by Mr. Waid.
I'd take a bet there's a bit of crossover there.The comics equivalent of GamerGaters are calling this the return of the comics code. -_-
Yeah, unfortunately, Slott is still writing this.There's also a cover that's been floating around, let me see if I can find it...
So it looks like we might get that whole OMD shit undone at last with whatever happens in Secret Wars. Maybe Peter will finally retire for awhile, let Miles handle things.
I think one of the two big things that bothers me about this is with all the writer rotations there have been and will be with SW coming up, Slott is still stuck like fucking glue to Spider-Man (the other thing being his special snowflake character Silk). Everything up to Superior was pretty good, I'll give him that, but the man needs to be pulled off the book so we can get some fresh blood in there.Yeah, unfortunately, Slott is still writing this.
It's not REALLY going to be undone until they can come up with a justifiable reason for WHY Spider-man would have made the deal to begin with (hint: there isn't one) or admit that the deal was the single, dumbest thing that anyone could have done in that situation. I'm with Linkara on this one: it was such an out of character moment for Spidey that the sheer idiocy of the event needs to be addressed and rebuked before it can ever be undone.There's also a cover that's been floating around, let me see if I can find it...
So it looks like we might get that whole OMD shit undone at last with whatever happens in Secret Wars. Maybe Peter will finally retire for awhile, let Miles handle things.
In-universe (or in Slott's mind) nobody seems to know how the fuck Spidey acts anyway because NOBODY noticed he was talking, acting and doing all that Saturday-Morning-Villain shit for goddamn months. The Avengers were sated with Ock's fake indignation at getting his mind read, and in Spider-Man and the X-Men every mutant seems to already think he's the worst person on the planet (even though Wolverine vouched for him constantly until he died).It's not REALLY going to be undone until they can come up with a justifiable reason for WHY Spider-man would have made the deal to begin with (hint: there isn't one) or admit that the deal was the single, dumbest thing that anyone could have done in that situation. I'm with Linkara on this one: it was such an out of character moment for Spidey that the sheer idiocy of the event needs to be addressed and rebuked before it can ever be undone.
Unfortunately, I don't think anyone over at Marvel is going to be willing to shit over Joe Quesada that degree... which is a shame, because he frankly deserves it.
Darkseid looks like he needs to eat more fiber.http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/04/10/jack-kirbys-darkseid-wants-to-come-to-your-house/
Anyone got a spare $600 they could lend me?
Maybe the Devore were just really really really homophobic?Being told by a telepath or not, I'm sorry, but a character being told they're gay by someone else? That's just bad form, in my opinion.
2 things stop this from being too bad for me.Being told by a telepath or not, I'm sorry, but a character being told they're gay by someone else? That's just bad form, in my opinion.
Beast for some reason, along with basically every X-Man save for (the now dead) Wolverine, is a total twat. This was before the temporary personality-swap thing in Axis. He brings the young X-Men team to the present and things basically spiral out of control. The best thing to come of all this nonsense was young Cyclops' now-complete solo series where he ended up on his dad's starship traveling the cosmos.I haven't read X-men since AvX, so I don't have any clue what's going on with the time travelling X-men other than the original issue where Beast brings them forward in time.
I do have to state that they have actually hinted at Bobby being gay in the past a couple of times, so this wouldn't be totally out of left field. Emma Frost very vaguely hinted at it when she inhabited his body.
There was also a storyline during the period of time around the "Riot at Xavier's" arc where Northstar develops a crush on Iceman and he actually questions his own sexuality a bit.
Number of people I know who've self-identified as gay/lesbian in youth, had some long-term homosexual relationships, later had heterosexual relations and now self-identify as either straight or bisexual: hmmm....Well, easily 8. Probably more if I think a bit further. Y'know, Kinsey-scale and all that. Considering yourself either straight or gay and ending up having feelings for someone of the "other" sex after all isn't all that weird or uncommon. "straight as an arrow", no, but, for different cultural reasons, still in the closet and/or less inclined to give in to homosexual feelings, push them away, etc? That's pretty much exactly how sexuality works IRL instead of on TV/comics.younger version of a character is gay, the older version is still straight as an arrow? That's not how sexuality works!
Actually, by the way time travel has always worked in the MU the fact that they pulled the out of the past would create an alternate timeline if any changes, no matter how small, happen. Unless they have a doomlock i guess...But then, suddenly...Beast never pulled the young X-Men from his own past, but actually pulled them from an alternate dimension, which in fact spared them from destruction when the young X-Men's universe was destroyed by the Convergence, or whatever the hell the universe-ending thing is called. And in that now nonexistent universe, Bobby was, in fact, gay, which totally explains why adult Bobby is straight! I'm calling it now. Marvel invents an entire universe and kills it, all to explain away that plot hole.
Yeah, IRL people lie about it (even to themselves) all the time...That's pretty much exactly how sexuality works IRL instead of on TV/comics.
All this brings up the question,why not have him be bisexual? Why "full gay" as Jean so crudely puts it? Let him be bi, or even pan, and he could still have a strong preference for men that he's been hiding all this time, but it would still allow his established relationships with women to be real and honest.2 things stop this from being too bad for me.
1) Jean doesn't tell him "you're gay" so much as "I know you know you're gay".
2) She at least has the decency to take him aside for a private conversation rather than blurting it out in front of their teammates forcibly outing him in the process.
Which brings up another problem, is young!Bobby going to come out after this (and why run the storyline if he's not?), which will basically involve outing old!Bobby against his will. "Bad form" doesn't begin to cover that. OTOH young!Bobby being forced to stay in the closet to let old!Bobby stay in there seems even worse.
Unless Marvel are actually going to try and claim that even though he younger version of a character is gay, the older version is still straight as an arrow? That's not how sexuality works!
Because: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoBisexualsAll this brings up the question,why not have him be bisexual? Why "full gay" as Jean so crudely puts it? Let him be bi, or even pan, and he could still have a strong preference for men that he's been hiding all this time, but it would still allow his established relationships with women to be real and honest.
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH, will he just let that series DIE?! "Dark Knight 2" was dumb enough.So Frank Miller is working on "Dark Knight III: The Master Race"
All I can think is "train wreck full of whores"
Because somewhere in his festering brain, Frank Miller is thinking, "They're using my comics for a summer blockbuster! The world is crying out for moreUUUUUUUUUUUUGH, will he just let that series DIE?! "Dark Knight 2" was dumb enough.
Why can't he just retire? All thatBecause somewhere in his festering brain, Frank Miller is thinking, "They're using my comics for a summer blockbuster! The world is crying out for morewhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoresdark drama!"
Dude looks like an expressionist portrait.Why can't he just retire? All thatterrible attitude of women, other races, and humanity in generaldark drama is clearly not doing him any favors.
Dude looks like Robert Englund.Dude looks like an expressionist portrait.
Again, I feel the need to point out that this did not come out of the blue. It has been hinted at quite a few times for the mainstream timeline Bobby Drake. I don't know if you know a lot of gay men, but I know MANY guys who had wives and children and didn't come out till much later in life. That doesn't negate their relationships that they had prior to coming out.All this brings up the question,why not have him be bisexual? Why "full gay" as Jean so crudely puts it? Let him be bi, or even pan, and he could still have a strong preference for men that he's been hiding all this time, but it would still allow his established relationships with women to be real and honest.
While I agree that they're changing too much, too fast, I think the author kind of took it personally because he sounds really upset. Desecration might be going a bit too far.
I just don't get what the point of those changes are, to be honest.While I agree that they're changing too much, too fast, I think the author kind of took it personally because he sounds really upset. Desecration might be going a bit too far.
That's because Supes problem was never his "whatever the writer wants" powers, as other DC heroes also suffered from that, it was always DC's decades of hero worship and mary-sueness of him (hey, he's the 1st comic superhero) leaving everyone with the idea that Supes should just super-punch his way out of anything etc.What I find hilarious in all this is that they think that this is what makes Superman boring, yet Captain America is basically the analogue of this in the Marvel Universe and he's INCREASING in popularity.
They didn't know they were "adopted" at first, they thought the Maximoffs were their actual parents. I could be wrong though, that's stretching WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the memory banks of thousands of issues of comics. Hell Wizzer's been dead since before I was born, I think.Pretty sure the Whizzer/Miss America thing was their first origin, and before that they where just there... so it was technically not a retcon...
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So, are they supposed to be gypsies now, because they kind of have the wrong facial features...
Goku also outwitted his opponents, using their advantage against them.Heh, that reminds me of DBZ vs Dragon Ball... after Frieza almost every big fight was pretty much the fighters getting a powerboost and using it to win, while in DB Goku usually won by pretty close margins (King Piccolo left him only 1 working hand, he barely beat Piccolo at the tournament by throwing him out of the ring etc.)
I meant they just started off as just some mutants, with no background except "Mags saves them from a mob", so technically they had no origin to retcon...They didn't know they were "adopted" at first, they thought the Maximoffs were their actual parents. I could be wrong though, that's stretching WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the memory banks of thousands of issues of comics. Hell Wizzer's been dead since before I was born, I think.
Even among the Roma-descended Gypsies, there are large differences in appearance. Romanian gypsies are often brown or olive skinned with slightly eastern features, but Russian gypsies - though from the same original stock - blended much more thoroughly and are often much more slavic or western looking. Also, are they supposed be actually be Roma, or just drifters with the same kind of lifestyle as Travelers?Pretty sure the Whizzer/Miss America thing was their first origin, and before that they where just there... so it was technically not a retcon...
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So, are they supposed to be gypsies now, because they kind of have the wrong facial features...
I've read enough of Marvel's big event stories to know that while some of the side books aren't necessary, a lot of them are to make the main issues make sense. Axis was fucking dreadful for this.It sounds like a lot of that is just tertiary fluff, but yeah that's a shitload of comics. Sounds like the new universe won't boot up till September or later.
That's true, I ended up dropping Axis until it was done and just reading the big fight issues with Red Skullzilla and the personality swapping nonsense.I've read enough of Marvel's big event stories to know that while some of the side books aren't necessary, a lot of them are to make the main issues make sense. Axis was fucking dreadful for this.
I can't help but think about the long term. Yeah, they sell NOW, but how well does AvX, Secret Invasion, House of M, Blackest Night, or Final Crisis sell now compared to reader-friendly, self-contained books? They probably pale in comparison to the numbers of, say, All Star Superman or Batman: Long Halloween, Hush, the Earth One books, etc. Hell, even an older event like Infinity Gauntlet is still pretty accessible. It felt like it when I read it for the first time and went in blind.They do it because people buy them. The first issue of Secret Wars is 5 bucks and NOTHING HAPPENS.
I hope they don't turn you away completely because there's some great stuff that's self contained.Honestly, shit like this is why I don't read comics.
The clone saga was also when I stopped buying monthly issues. I've pretty much only gotten trades since then.Shit like this is why I quit the general stuff back when I was a 10-year-old who wasted what little money he had trying to keep up with the Spider-man Clone Saga.
But yeah, there are collections and graphic novels that are deep, enthralling, and actually have a beginning, middle, and end.
What makes you think I don't know that?Also, Marvel and DC aren't the only companies that make comic books
I find there's many events that don't have that accesibility. Blackest Night pisses me off the most, especially how they collected it. At the time, Didio said you could just read the main series without any other books. And that's a bold faced lie because Hal Jordan just kind of disappears early into the book, only to show up again with half a dozen new characters that hadn't been shown at all up to that point (in the main series itself). You needed to buy the main GL book to see that part of the story, which was collected separately.I just read what I like, I don't worry about reading "everything" that has to do with a character I follow. If I'm interested in a cross-over I'll get the main book, but don't worry about the rest of it. The whole Spider-verse that just happened, I just kept reading the two books I read, didn't get the Spider-Gwen/Silk/Spider-Woman stuff, just didn't interest me that much, and I was able to follow the story very well.
Well, I can account for one comic shop that closed not too long afterwards. But we were also hit, at around the same time, with a dip in gaming sales and the crash of the sports cards industry.The Clone Saga was what did it for me, too. Wonder how much damage that event did to the comic industry.
But you can't do that always. Again back at the Clone Saga, each Spider-man title was Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4 of that month's story, so it was impossible to just read Amazing Spider-man or Web of.I just read what I like, I don't worry about reading "everything" that has to do with a character I follow. If I'm interested in a cross-over I'll get the main book, but don't worry about the rest of it. The whole Spider-verse that just happened, I just kept reading the two books I read, didn't get the Spider-Gwen/Silk/Spider-Woman stuff, just didn't interest me that much, and I was able to follow the story very well.
The dad is named Django...Also, are they supposed be actually be Roma, or just drifters with the same kind of lifestyle as Travelers?
Multiple characters die and the world ends, how is that nothing?They do it because people buy them. The first issue of Secret Wars is 5 bucks and NOTHING HAPPENS.
I don't mean part of in that "these are different plot threads", I mean the stuff that should logically be in the next issue of that monthly because it's following what that character does next, but instead it's in some other book.I can do it always. I have a budget, I stick to my budget. Marvel has gotten better about doing summaries than they used to be, like during the 90s, and even then I didn't buy books just to get "part" of the story. You make the choice and give the message with your purchases. If you aren't buying everything involved in the crossover, the stores don't order more of everything is the crossover and finally Marvel/DC get the message. Currently Marvel is being better about filling in the gaps for those that don't buy it all.
DC is currently acting like 1990s Marvel in their editorial decisions, hopefully they turn that around faster than 20 years. Because if they don't, DC won't be a comic company in 20 years.
This is a lot of what's wrong with DC currently.................................. Didio .............. bold faced lie ......
I said that pretty explicitly a few posts backPersonally, I honestly don't care about a new power. He's had dozens. It's the personality change and the way he behaves towards the world that's a problem.
Yeah. It's more like he's becoming Super-Nova/Nova Omega.Edit: Aaaand I just realised that's pretty much what everyone else is saying.
That infographic makes no mention of super-breath, super-weaving, super-mathematics, super-ventriloquism, super-landscaping, and how do you even sum up the power Superman got in issue #125....DC: SEE, COME ON GUYS, SUPERMAN ALWAYS CHANGES HIS POWERS!
They're trying awfully hard to justify this new power.
<Francis_Says_Gayyy.jpg>That infographic makes no mention of super-breath, super-weaving, super-mathematics, super-ventriloquism, super-landscaping, and how do you even sum up the power Superman got in issue #125....
Or the ability to throw a giant cellophane S shield at his enemies.<Francis_Says_Gayyy.jpg>
Also don't forget the super-smooch-amnesia from the movie.
--Patrick
And the teleportation, the holography, the statues...Or the ability to throw a giant cellophane S shield at his enemies.
Don't forget when he could shoot TINY SUPERMEN FROM HIS HANDS!That infographic makes no mention of super-breath, super-weaving, super-mathematics, super-ventriloquism, super-landscaping, and how do you even sum up the power Superman got in issue #125....
What, no freeze breath? Or super-weaving?
--PatrickThat infographic makes no mention of super-breath, super-weaving, super-mathematics, super-ventriloquism, super-landscaping, and how do you even sum up the power Superman got in issue #125....
I'm sorry, has Matt Weiner been secretly writing Thor?*Thor's identity revealed:
Jane Foster. She also has aggressive cancer so she's dying a little more every time she becomes Thor.
At first I thought you meant Zach Weiner (of SMBC)I'm sorry, has Matt Weiner been secretly writing Thor?*
*Yes, I realize this only makes sense if you've watched this past Sunday's Mad Men.
Nah if he was writing it there'd be at least 20 extra pages.At first I thought you meant Zach Weiner (of SMBC)
And there'd always be a punchline that involved someone with opaque glasses being a sociopath.Nah if he was writing it there'd be at least 20 extra pages.
Squirrel girl's a funny book, things that go on, in her book are as relevant and important to companies shared universe as Deadpool and Lobo's.[DOUBLEPOST=1431533771,1431533636][/DOUBLEPOST]Related. Read some previews for the new Bizarro and Bat-mite titles coming this June. They look like they're going to be a lot of fun.Hmm... Not sure I like my Galactus dropping slang anymore than my Superman dropping Kryptonians.
I suspect that, just as Galactus' form appears different to different life forms because of his transcendental nature, his slang usage is dependent on the observer. Heck, @Bubble181 probably sees those comic panels in Dutch.Hmm... Not sure I like my Galactus dropping slang anymore than my Superman dropping Kryptonians.
Maybe he's been drinking again.Hmm... Not sure I like my Galactus dropping slang anymore than my Superman dropping Kryptonians.
Pfft, everyone cool knows Big G is down with it...Maybe he's been drinking again.
--Patrick
Apparently he's the Richard Belzer type cop on the Thors corps.They actually remembered frog Thor???
--Patrick
They never forgot. He's shown up on Ultimate Spider-man at least once.They actually remembered frog Thor???
--Patrick
I saw a frog Thor at comic con a couple weeks ago! You just TRY saying a Throg cosplayer isn't a geek, IMPOSSIBLE!They actually remembered frog Thor???
--Patrick
Wonder if it will last long enough for the arc where Joker finds out about them and goes on a Robin killing spree.http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/5346680.html?view=161740408
A preview for We Are Robin. I love the concept and the execution from this preview makes it look like it has potential.
Too bad it's a DC comic, so no buy for me.
If it gets cancelled, you get bet that'll happen sometime later after that.Wonder if it will last long enough for the arc where Joker finds out about them and goes on a Robin killing spree.
ANOTHER one?Wonder if it will last long enough for the arc where Joker finds out about them and goes on a Robin killing spree.
Is this their way of announcing a Marvel MOBA?
what the fuck
Is this Marvel's Crisis on Infinite Earths or their Nu52? Is this how they're ending Fantastic Four and X-Men? This seems ... like a not good thing.
Disney's at the wheel so that's not surprising. They want the comics more in line with the movies and are setting up ways to introduce characters not part of their current stable of films into the Marvel canon at a later date. Hence why they are pushing guys like the Inhumans so hard: they want them ready to pick up the slack once the Avengers are done.Is it just me or does it feel like all these sudden changes feel really inorganic?
They feel like we've just crossed over into whatever the next "age" of comics is going to be called.Is it just me or does it feel like all these sudden changes feel really inorganic?
It's a post Battlworld ... world, so there's not really a more organic way to do it.Is it just me or does it feel like all these sudden changes feel really inorganic?
I'd go for the "Age of Rebirth" or something like because everyone wants to start over with leaner, cleaner stories without decades of bloat to contend with.They feel like we've just crossed over into whatever the next "age" of comics is going to be called.
--Patrick
As long as it's not the "Suck Age"I'd go for the "Age of Rebirth" or something like because everyone wants to start over with leaner, cleaner stories without decades of bloat to contend with.
You misspelled Nu52 .As long as it's not the "Suck Age"
--Patrick