cheeto photoshops his baby hands
https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ke-him-look-thinner-and-his-hands-bigger.html
https://slate.com/news-and-politics...ke-him-look-thinner-and-his-hands-bigger.html
I gotta give it to Rudy. This is the first time I've seen insanity of counsel used as a defense.
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This fucking country.
And here I thought Trump was the distraction.
“Young man, it’s distractions all the way down!”
—Patrick
GasBandit
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Well... I mean... I'm pretty sure someone who voted for Trump would have desired this particular SC outcome, if we're charting the demographics, here. I doubt many of them would be blindsided by this a la "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face" type situation.
Which is why trump voters are universally trash that the world would be better off without with literally no exceptions.
They're finally hurting the right people!
GasBandit
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... I'm pretty sure this isn't what you meant.
He's saying that's what the leopard voting people are saying
GasBandit
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But my point, which he replied to, was that this is not a leopard situation. This is exactly what most trump voters were hoping for.
GasBandit
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Ah, so it was a (modified) direct quote... kay.
Might I suggest posting links more often? You keep making references to things in the news without a link, and sometimes many of us have no idea what you're talking about.
Link:
“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be”: a Trump voter says the quiet part out loud
GasBandit
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Or at least putting it in quotes, so we know it's not his own words/feelings.
If military or SS people try to force him in, it's a coup.
This feels like a paradox. Or a riddle: How can the Head of State execute a coup?
Oooh! By resigning!
Rudy's list of enemies in the White House now includes... cheeto.
Holy moly.
"And I haven’t heard him complain,” he told POLITICO. “And nobody in the White House would complain to me. They just do it behind my back.”
He also dismissed talk that he doesn’t grasp the facts. “I do have a mastery of the facts, which is why I can spin them honestly, argue them several different ways,” Giuliani said.
Spin them ... honestly.
And if people would only complain behind your back, maybe that's why you haven't heard anyone complain.
Oh I believe him when he says he tries to spin them honestly. That is ultimately his problem.
Trump just lies. Rudy, though, seems unable to just "outright lie" (I use those words loosely), instead trying to take what he knows and spin it as a positive instead, even when doing so counters one of Trump's lies. He thinks he is a much better spinmaster then he actually is.
Trump just lies. Rudy, though, seems unable to just "outright lie" (I use those words loosely), instead trying to take what he knows and spin it as a positive instead, even when doing so counters one of Trump's lies. He thinks he is a much better spinmaster then he actually is.
It's almost like someone in his profession is acutely aware of why it's bad idea to tell straight up lies (well, unless you know your lawyers will manage to avoid having you ever testify to anything under oath because they know you can't help yourself from committing perjury).
figmentPez
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"Asked who in the White House is responsible for handling Giuliani’s missteps, a White House aide said, 'Handling Rudy’s f--- ups takes more than one man.'"
Yes, he has a very high opinion of how well he can bullshit:
"I am afraid it will be on my gravestone. 'Rudy Giuliani: He lied for Trump,’” he said. "Somehow, I don’t think that will be it. But, if it is, so what do I care? I’ll be dead. I figure I can explain it to St. Peter.” Giuliani added that the apostle “will be on my side.”
Rudy Guliani said: