Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[Squidleybits]

Just learned that the reason cheeto argues with female reorters so much is that i arouses him.

You arouses him? So much that he must argue with female reporters to assert his limp manliness to you?

Congrats?

 

[PatrThom]

This is hardly surprising, given his history.

—Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

You arouses him? So much that he must argue with female reporters to assert his limp manliness to you?

Congrats?

If you can't forgive a typo I will eat every bag of cool ranch doritos I got for you today.

Sick burn.

 

[Squidleybits]

The cool ranch Doritos are a lie.

 

[Gryfter]

But the cake is so delicious and moist.

 

[Dave]

Now I have that song going through my head.

Thank you.

 

[Squidleybits]

I have been asked to clarify that the chips are not a lie. Large amounts of cool ranch goodness are coming home.

 

[Krisken]

I have been asked to clarify that the chips are not a lie. Large amounts of cool ranch goodness are coming home.

WERE.

 

[Squidleybits]

WERE.

A reasonable concern.

 

[ScytheRexx]

I am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!

 

[Tress]

I am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!

I can already predict his response to this news:

Spoiler

 

[Bubble181]

I am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!

Yeah, but, "written". You can't expect a US president to actually read anything. Was it read to him by someone trustworthy on TV, like Sean Hannity or Alex Jones? Was it a less-than-10-seconds soundbyte? Otherwise how was he supposed to know about it?

 

[MindDetective]

280 characters or it's fake news

 

[HCGLNS]

cheeto cancels Alabama rally over attendance fears.

Yeah, fear that nobody will show up and it was a 40000 seat venue.

 

[ScytheRexx]

Yeah, fear that nobody will show up and it was a 40000 seat venue.

Remember, the Tulsa rally was inflated due to tiktokers and other trolls. It's likely they are taking precautions to get real numbers this time, and didn't like what they saw.

 

[PatrThom]

Maybe they can still get a refund on their deposit.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

opposition groups are quick

 

[jwhouk]

Gee, replace the words with "China" and "Biden" and you pretty much get Trump ads.

 

[Dei]

Scott Tipton lost his primary to another QAnon'er. That seat should have been a lock, but now it looks like it might flip.

 

[DarkAudit]

Until the current "press secretary" can prove she's not just another of cheeto's skanks who slept her way to the job, I'm just going to call her his spokeswhore.

 

[Krisken]

Dude, no.

 

[Bubble181]

While she's no doubt incompetent and was probably chosen more for looks than content, sexism isn't the answer.
Call her a useless front, or a propaganda minister, or a stooge. Plenty of good options.

 

[DarkAudit]

I'm past the point of caring. I have no intention of treating anyone involved with the current administration with the slightest bit of respect or politeness.

 

[MindDetective]

I'm past the point of caring. I have no intention of treating anyone involved with the current administration with the slightest bit of respect or politeness.

Just be disrespectful without slut-shaming. You wouldn't use the n-word for a black member of Trump's team, would you?

 

[DarkAudit]

Just be disrespectful without slut-shaming. You wouldn't use the n-word for a black member of Trump's team, would you?

Apples and oranges and you know it.

 

[MindDetective]

Apples and oranges and you know it.

An illustrative point and you know it. Whore is offensive to women in general. In fact, sex work is real work and should not be denigrated. Choose a different insult.

 

[DarkAudit]

An illustrative point and you know it. Whore is offensive to women in general. In fact, sex work is real work and should not be denigrated. Choose a different insult.

Unqualified racist cunt?

She's the one denigrating everyone just by her presence there.

 

[MindDetective]

Unqualified racist cunt?

She's the one denigrating everyone just by her presence there.

Not in the post above, she wasn't. Sorry you don't like being called in it. We all make mistakes. The bigger person owns them.

 

[DarkAudit]

Not in the post above, she wasn't. Sorry you don't like being called in it. We all make mistakes. The bigger person owns them.

Not a hill I'm really willing to die on, but I was certainly aiming for maximum offense. To her, at least.

 

[Krisken]

Not a hill I'm really willing to die on, but I was certainly aiming for maximum offense. To her, at least.

Gotta keep in mind the collateral damage, man.

 

[DarkAudit]

Gotta keep in mind the collateral damage, man.

I knew I was setting off a tactical nuke going in. "Acceptable losses" and all that. *shrug*

 

[blotsfan]

This thread took a weird turn.

 

[jwhouk]

This thread took a weird turn.

This post speaks volumes.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm past the point of caring. I have no intention of treating anyone involved with the current administration with the slightest bit of respect or politeness.

FYI this may have the unintended result of making people not take you seriously.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

FYI this may have the unintended result of making people not take you seriously.

--Patrick

Short of gaining superpowers (or the superpower of having a metric shitton of money), nothing I say here or anywhere else is going to make a damn bit of difference anyway. So why bother holding back anymore?