Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

Lots of people are gleefully watching Trump Media stock tank, but they miss the point. It was never supposed to make money. It was just supposed to be a legal, unregulated vehicle to give money to/buy influence from Donald Trump.
Yeah but a bunch of Trump fans are losing a ton of money which is funny.
 
Any downticket GOPer who uses fuckheads image or likeness must now give it 5% of their fundraising. If you give more than 5% they will think you are extra cool and remember you.
 
So any donation to the RNC up to 10,000 dollaridoos goes directly to Putins cum bucket, and anything above that it gets a cut.

Now it demands 5% from downtickets and the only way to get it's really powerful 100% guaranteed to work 0.001% of the time endorsement is to give it 5% or more of your money.

Yikes.
 
So Trump is now basically a parasitic clump of mistletoe on the GOP? Or would this be more like a malignant, cancerous growth?

--Patrick
 
Why we dissin mistletoe? We norse now?

It's more of a shit tornado getting fucked down the shit road by a shit hurricane while the shit apples are in bloom in Shitsville, KY.
 
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Florida man travels to New York City, spreads a bunch of pamphlets around a park across the street from where the trial is taking place, then sets himself on fire.

--Patrick
I mean if it wasn’t already clear that Trump is basically a cult leader…
 
I mean if it wasn’t already clear that Trump is basically a cult leader…
To be fair, as I read it, the guy was anti-both Trump and Biden, as they are in cahoots to restore power to the Jewish-lizard elite. He had more screws loose than the average IKEA bed after a wedding night.
 
To be fair, as I read it, the guy was anti-both Trump and Biden, as they are in cahoots to restore power to the Jewish-lizard elite. He had more screws loose than the average IKEA bed after a wedding night.
Either way I suppose he had at least the decency to try and go out alone.
 
I can't do anything about the source but it certainly fits with my chosen narrative so I'm posting it.

Trump’s Doctor will claim that Trump is at peak physical health and any “stench” you notice is just your unrefined sense of smell reacting to his gloriously fragrant cologne.

Trump Cologne: If you smell a fart, it’s only because you’re dumb.
 
Trump’s Doctor will claim that Trump is at peak physical health and any “stench” you notice is just your unrefined sense of smell reacting to his gloriously fragrant cologne.

Trump Cologne: If you smell a fart, it’s only because you’re dumb.
So Trump's cologne is like the emperor's new clothes?
 
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