Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

Dei

Dei

What is an example of unnecessarily loaded language? I will give you the intro, but the rest just looks like a list.[DOUBLEPOST=1493491428,1493491331][/DOUBLEPOST]TIL "great optimism" is an achievement.

 
Frank

Frank

Duterte is a literal, LITERAL, monster. A nightmarishly evil man.

I'm sure Trump is jealous that Duterte has been able to murder people personally.
 
Piotyr

Piotyr

I mean, I guess nobody asked why Jackson didn't prevent the Civil War, because that would be a historically stupid question.
 
IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Stolen valor applies to an individual's military service or awards. You can claim a battlefield was fought on your property and not break any laws. So he didn't do anything illegal, just stupid.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
IronBrig4 said:
Stolen valor applies to an individual's military service or awards. You can claim a battlefield was fought on your property and not break any laws. So he didn't do anything illegal, just stupid.
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Given that it was meant to enrich himself by increasing a property's perceived value, it could legally constitute fraud, however.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Let's not forget that he also wants to change libel laws to allow suing the organizations that are putting out all that fake news so he can win lots of money.

--Patrick
 
Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Oh yeah. I remember Jackson's come up before. It's why I've got this picture:
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[DOUBLEPOST=1493741520,1493741438][/DOUBLEPOST]doh! I mean this picture:
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Gruebeard

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
ONE PERCENT

ONE FUCKING PERCENT

ON YOUR PHONE BATTERY

WHAT THE FIZZIDYUCKING GOATSHIT IN A BIRCHBARK CANOE IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Why is he getting all the ratings? I sent him into this humourous rage!

(My battery was drained while I was at work. For 8 hours, it kept connecting and disconnecting to the wifi because I left it in a lead-lined box, apparently)
 
Tiger Tsang

Tiger Tsang

This is stolen from a Fark.com thread, after perusing the general Pol thread, some levity is in order.


IIIiiit's our
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

Back when I was scared to speak
When I was Young and gay
Me father gave me face a slap
And called me names all day
But then one day I found just where
He's learned his awful prose
From The biggest Turd you ever heard
And this is how it goes

It's from a...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

He traveled off to Moscow
to get cash that he could spend,
And oh my word at every turn he met so many friends!
Russian whores so grabbable, who covered him in pee,
He never knew the camera crew had been the KGB!

Heee'd beee our...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

I solemnly regret my vote,
it fills me with dismay,
but all his Lies and Bullshiat
open New Eyes Everyday.
(For Example?)
I dressed in drag to protest Fags
with my best bro for life...
(And?)
We learned some things about ourselves
and now my bro's my wife!
(And a lovely thing she is too!!!)

Thanks to ooour...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Tiger Tsang said:
This is stolen from a Fark.com thread, after perusing the general Pol thread, some levity is in order.


IIIiiit's our
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

Back when I was scared to speak
When I was Young and gay
Me father gave me face a slap
And called me names all day
But then one day I found just where
He's learned his awful prose
From The biggest Turd you ever heard
And this is how it goes

It's from a...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

He traveled off to Moscow
to get cash that he could spend,
And oh my word at every turn he met so many friends!
Russian whores so grabbable, who covered him in pee,
He never knew the camera crew had been the KGB!

Heee'd beee our...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!

I solemnly regret my vote,
it fills me with dismay,
but all his Lies and Bullshiat
open New Eyes Everyday.
(For Example?)
I dressed in drag to protest Fags
with my best bro for life...
(And?)
We learned some things about ourselves
and now my bro's my wife!
(And a lovely thing she is too!!!)

Thanks to ooour...
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!
Certainly the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
Following his Twitter Feed will surely leave you Nauseous
SuperCallousFragileRacistSexistNaziPOTUS!!!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
Um-Little-Piddle-Widdle-um Little Lie!
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Fark... now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time...
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I used to play on the same MUD as Drew Curtis, so I got to join Fark quite early on and watch its growth and development. Hell, my account number is 1241 there, which I think is quite impressive considering account numbers go up to the hundreds of thousands or even millions now.

The Internet will lose a piece of history of Fark goes under. :(
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
I, too, had Fark as my first-stop-and-constantly-refresh website back in the day (so I am really getting a kick out of some of these replies). He's likely to have trouble once the oil hits the anus. Duke sucks. Fb- is the father. Shut up, Barjockey, you cock.

I better stop before I get my dangly bits stuck in a chair.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I'm an old Farker. So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cuz some Farkers belive anything they hear.
 
DarkAudit

DarkAudit

The Obama administration fired Flynn and warned the Trump transition team not to hire him.

Today's response from the White House? "We thought he was kidding!"
 
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