Don't forget he then drops it in a park and sets it up as a cycling accident.
At least even that suggests that at some point his sense of reason actually kicked in and told him "eating road kill bear is a stupid idea, me."
Oh no, it told him "You idiot, you have a bear in your car, don't leave it in the parking lot at LaGuardia for days"
He had that roadkill in his car all day and only gave it up cause he had a flight and couldn’t go home before the flight.
If you listen to his story it’s pretty clear he eats roadkill pretty often.
If I want to imagine that RFK has the conscience equivalent of Kronk, where he has a devil on his shoulder doing handstands and the angel can’t argue with that “logic” I’m gonna.
I'm hating this
GasBandit
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A friend of mine said that RFK Jr looks like he was drawn as one of those overly-detailed grotesque Ren-and-Stimpy stillframe portraits that is usually accompanied by the sound of a wolf howl in the distance... and I can't unsee it.
Now, now, don't be so mean to Hoggle. He actually wants to help people. And his worm was helpful.
Is this the first recorded instance of someone not wanting to eat a McDonald's burger because its too healthy?
He's just bummed because that old urban legend about McD's putting worms in their burgers turned out to be false.