Former President Trump Thread

[figmentPez]

And here I thought I was all out of shocked reactions for Trump bullshit.

 

[figmentPez]

Trump hotels cater to Russian "birth tourism", where Russian women come to the US to have their baby so the child will be a US citizen.

 

[Bubble181]

62% of white men voted for this guy, and he seems on course to get an even bigger share of that vote in November (even if losing everything else badly).

I mean, I can understand some people being scared and all that, I'm just starting to be ashamed of being a white guy, honestly.

 

[Bubble181]

Trump hotels cater to Russian "birth tourism", where Russian women come to the US to have their baby so the child will be a US citizen.

Nobody is paying to create the next generation of Mexican spies.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Krisken]

Trump always lies.

 

[Bubble181]

Trump always lies.

I dunno. I'm pretty sure he was telling the truth when he said he'd have sex with Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter.
Though perhaps the second part of the sentence was false and should be "if she'd let me".

 

[Tiger Tsang]

62% of white men voted for this guy, and he seems on course to get an even bigger share of that vote in November (even if losing everything else badly).

I mean, I can understand some people being scared and all that, I'm just starting to be ashamed of being a white guy, honestly.

I dunno, some of us are still pretty fly.

 

[Terrik]

Trump hotels cater to Russian "birth tourism", where Russian women come to the US to have their baby so the child will be a US citizen.

Chinese have been doing this for years. I've even see ads in Chinese. It's one of many reasons visa processing gets harder and harder as the years go on.

 

[Frank]

Fucking lol.

 

[blotsfan]

My "I didn't have a series of mini strokes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

I'm not at all surprised by this:

 

[PatrThom]

"America First," and all that.
I don't know what his real slogan is. I see both "Keep America Great" and "No More Bullshit" with about the same frequency.

Also if this is the "great" we need to keep then people need to check a dictionary.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

"This is just soup for my family" is going to become a meme, right?

 

[jwhouk]

Make America Really Great Again - Vote Biden/Harris!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

This is not the first time the Trump family has been caught doing so.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

BUT *HER* EMAILS!!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Bubble181]

Can we do that? Just pretend the old guy is still in charge?

 

[Dei]

 

[figmentPez]

"Trump isn't a misogynist, he employs women!"

 

[figmentPez]

Can someone explain this one to me:

 

[blotsfan]

She's probably prosecuting someone that's paid trump before.

 

[chris]

Can someone explain this one to me:

It has something to do with the investigation of possible war crimes in Afghanistan by the US military and the CIA

 

[blotsfan]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Well, he guaranteed a crooked election.

 

[Krisken]

Le sigh. As I said on FB- When does this become treason?

 

[figmentPez]

Barr is incompetent:

 

[Dei]

I can't tell if he's trying to gaslight his followers or himself.

 

[DarkAudit]

I can't tell if he's trying to gaslight his followers or himself.

 

[blotsfan]

My "I don't have Parkinson's" shirt...

 

[DarkAudit]

"Would you buy a used casino from this man?"

I dunno. The line just popped into my head for some reason.

 

[figmentPez]

I'm so glad I follow Dan Rather on Twitter: