The border's books headquarters is only a handful of miles away from me in Ann Arbor, MI. One of their soon to be ex-employees left this parting jab at customers who moved away from brick-and-mortar bookstores:
For a brief moment I thought: Hey, if I were an internet reviewer, I could have an alternate personality called "The Imagination" that was a parody of The Situation on Jersey Shore. That'd be hilarious!
Then I realized I'd have to watch clips of Jersey Shore.
Ugh. It's true. I was a geology TA at texas A&M for 3 years ( I can only assume that's who this is about ). We had a geology section called "remedial geology", but it was only to be attended by athletes. Especially football players. We were told to baby them through the class by the administration.