Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

PatrThom

PatrThom

It took me a moment to get the Rocky IV one. Not because I couldn't tell who was getting the gift, but because it took me a moment before I realized why that particular movie would be relevant.

--Patrick
 
Gared

Gared

Man I wish I didn't know a bunch of people just like Brendan, so I could pretend that there was no one out there that stupid.
 
Dei

Dei

You know, when you are not a parent, you swear you will never use "Because I said so," but it is just such a handy phrase.
 
strawman

strawman

Dei said:
You know, when you are not a parent, you swear you will never use "Because I said so," but it is just such a handy phrase.
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I try and mix it up a bit.

"Too bad for you!"
"You think about it for a while and tell me what you think tomorrow."
"I don't know."
"That's life."
"You don't have to - you get to*!" (* the rest of the sentence is implied - You don't have to do the chore - you get an opportunity to avoid the consequence of not doing the chore)
"Well, let's look at your options. I can spend the next 15 minutes lecturing you so you understand the why or you can do the chore and be done in 5 minutes. What do you prefer?"
"I don't have time to explain it - ask me later"
"Chores first, questions later"
"You don't want to do chores anymore? ♫A dream is a wish your heart makes...♫"
 
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