Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

PatrThom · Nov 20, 2016

Tinwhistler said:
We already have a perfectly good word for that: "you".

...or we would, if there were only some way to tell the singular and plural forms apart.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Nov 20, 2016

PatrThom said:
...or we would, if there were only some way to tell the singular and plural forms apart.

--Patrick

Yous guys got a problem with yous?

PatrThom · Nov 20, 2016

Ravenpoe said:
Yous guys got a problem with yous?

*Youse

--Patrick

drifter · Nov 20, 2016

No no, it's an acronym. Y'alls of unusual syntax.

GasBandit · Nov 20, 2016

And even "Youse" can be singular or plural, unless clarified by being coupled with "guys."

Ravenpoe · Nov 20, 2016

PatrThom said:
*Youse

--Patrick

Wait, how can a non-word have a correct spelling?

evilmike · Nov 20, 2016

The only person I ever encountered who claimed that "y'all" was a singular term, with the plural being "all y'all" no less, was a British ex-pat who lived in Texas. I always wondered if that was a Texas thing or just that all the Texans were playing a practical joke on him.

Hailey Knight · Nov 20, 2016

Next you guys will be telling me that not every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.

fade · Nov 21, 2016

Terrik · Nov 21, 2016

DarkAudit said:
Yinz are all talking nonsense n'at, ya jagoffs.

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Go redd up your room.

Bubble181 · Nov 21, 2016

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2016

I took this picture today in the parking lot of my local grocery store.

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2016

Season 3 is taking too long. The fanbase is starting to crack up. They've started analyzing the floor material in every scene of every episode. Here's season ONE.

PatrThom · Nov 21, 2016

GasBandit said:
I took this picture today in the parking lot of my local grocery store.

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Why would a pirate have their nails done to run a half marathon?

--Patrick

Zappit · Nov 21, 2016

PatrThom said:
Why would a pirate have their nails done to run a half marathon?

--Patrick

Because keel-hauling scalawags be hell on the cuticles, ye scury dog!

GasBandit · Nov 21, 2016

PatrThom said:
Why would a pirate have their nails done to run a half marathon?

--Patrick

It wasn't actually parked at the nail salon, it was parked at the grocery store. I took the picture from across the row, so the nail salon at the other end of the shopping center is in the background.

Plus, if the pirate already has the sticker, they've already run the half marathon, right? So it would be more like they were getting their nails done AFTER running the 5k.

GasBandit · Nov 22, 2016

MEANWHILE, IN BIZARRO-WORLD

PatrThom · Nov 22, 2016

TIL "Husbando."

--Patrick

filmfanatic · Nov 22, 2016

GasBandit · Nov 22, 2016

fade · Nov 22, 2016

GasBandit · Nov 22, 2016

PatrThom · Nov 22, 2016

It would be even funnier if both resolved to the same IP.

--Patrick

fade · Nov 22, 2016

Guess they're both pastoral studies, after a fashion...

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

Ravenpoe · Nov 23, 2016

GasBandit said:

That's silly. Vader knew that their technological terror was insignificant next to the power of the force.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

Ravenpoe said:
That's silly. Vader knew that their technological terror was insignificant next to the power of the force.

Or gravity as applied to light sabers?

PatrThom · Nov 23, 2016

GasBandit said:
Or gravity as applied to light sabers?

It's academic, really. Obi-Wan drops the saber, Vader uses the Force to levitate it back up again and laughs evilly.

--Patrick

Eriol · Nov 23, 2016

PatrThom said:
It's academic, really. Obi-Wan drops the saber, Vader uses the Force to levitate it back up again and laughs evilly.

--Patrick

While possible, I never put Vader (or Anakin) at a level to do that much lateral thinking.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

At the risk of undermining my own joke, there's also the fact that "down" on the death star doesn't point to the core... the decks are all parallel and north is up.

GasBandit · Nov 23, 2016

40k dump!

Also one more:

Covar · Nov 24, 2016

Seems appropriate with all the Thanksgiving travel.

PatrThom · Nov 25, 2016

DarkAudit said:
Needs more Keijo!!!!!!!!

Walk along my gaze's edge
Don't you drown, you keep your head 'til they're finished

Don't you let them win it
Blast them with a two-point turn
You've unleashed your top but now you've gotta learn how to spin iiiiiiiiit

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Nov 25, 2016

Bubble181 · Nov 25, 2016

Dessert!

Well, 5/2 Pi

[DOUBLEPOST=1480073257,1480072670][/DOUBLEPOST]Also:

A) yes, this place is boring because there's no-one here because you're all suffering from excessive turkey, so I'm crossposting from Facebook.
B) No, I really can't figure out how to properly use nested and 'changing' spoiler tags anymore -_-