Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit

GasBandit

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Celt Z said:
I got the joke, but it didn't make any sense. What would Olive Garden have a constantly running app for? Animated menus? Live streaming the restaurant? "When your here, you're family...meaning we'll be in up in your business 24/7 so don't you try to IGNORE us"?
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Me likey breadsticks!
 
Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Celt Z said:
I got the joke, but it didn't make any sense. What would Olive Garden have a constantly running app for? Animated menus? Live streaming the restaurant? "When your here, you're family...meaning we'll be in up in your business 24/7 so don't you try to IGNORE us"?
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Aye. A more straightforward way to deliver the joke would be to use some porn app instead of Olive Garden
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Celt Z said:
I got the joke, but it didn't make any sense. What would Olive Garden have a constantly running app for? Animated menus? Live streaming the restaurant? "When your here, you're family...meaning we'll be in up in your business 24/7 so don't you try to IGNORE us"?
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Eriol

Eriol

BErt said:
One man's italian restaurant is another man's porn
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There's a reason why at the bottom of the Fetish Fuel article is this block of text:
We no longer collect examples of fetish fuel. We did so for long enough to establish that literally everything is someone's fetish fuel, and that some individuals are quite willing to go on about theirs at length. The topic seems to want to get out of Family Friendly territory too easily for TV Tropes.
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PatrThom

PatrThom

Re: the above, including the quote from Tropes:



tl:dw; “<bugs>Myeeeah...could be.</bugs>. But if it is, it probably wasn’t intentional.”
My response after hearing that: OF COURSE IT IS HOW COULD THIS NOT BE INTENTIONAL

—Patrick
 
Dave

Dave

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Dude was a piece of shit. The only bad thing about his death is that the bullet didn't ricochet off him and take out Chris Brown as well.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
Dude was a piece of shit. The only bad thing about his death is that the bullet didn't ricochet off him and take out Chris Brown as well.
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I don't wish death on anyone, and I'm curious what either of them have done that makes you think they deserve death?
 
strawman

strawman

Ravenpoe said:
I don't wish death on anyone, and I'm curious what either of them have done that makes you think they deserve death?
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Looks like domestic violence?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ne...t-life-and-shocking-death-of-xxxtentacion/amp

I don’t think those celebrating his death would necessarily advocate for the death penalty for their crimes, but rather believe in some form of karma - reap what you sew, love by the sword die by the sword, etc.

It’s a fine distinction between “society should put someone to death for X crime” and “person deserves to die for X crime but we shouldn’t be the executor”
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I'd love to have a list of stylists who hate talking. I don't like to seem rude; haircuts, manicures, anything like that make me uncomfortable, and I prefer to be quiet. JUST last year I got up the courage to start saying "I hope you don't mind if I don't talk; I just prefer to sit quietly during a haircut." Of course they're always cool with it.

Yet another awkward moment averted by just saying what I'm fucking thinking. These "people pleaser" tendencies are slowly eroding away in my thirties. I like it.
 
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