Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[figmentPez]

Nutrition information is usually given in kilocalories but doesn't explicitly say so. They're way off in their calculations.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

Spoiler: Webcomic. Spoiling it for delicate sensibilities

 

[PatrThom]

It still bears repeating:

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

It’s funnier if you read it as “somegaealphar omegaords”

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

It’s funnier if you read it as “somegaealphar omegaords”

—Patrick

... are you having a stroke?

 

[PatrThom]

... are you having a stroke?

Ha. No. Just riffing on the difference between w and ω and the great I Am.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

" . . . Subtract to . . . "

My brain hurts

 

[PatrThom]

" . . . Subtract to . . . "

My brain hurts

Maybe they meant sublet?

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Maybe they meant sublet?

—Patrick

No, but also yes.

 

[BErt]

 

[sixpackshaker]

It still bears repeating:

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--Patrick

That happens to ALL food.

 

[PatrThom]

That happens to ALL food.

That was actually my first thought when seeing the picture. And then I caught on.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

I don't understand this, but it made me giggle:

source

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

It's important to be polite and cordial, especially in the beginning stages of a relationship.

 

[jwhouk]

 

[BErt]

 

[PatrThom]

I saw that and thought, "This is what they think Michiganders get uptight about? THIS?"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Covar]

 

[PatrThom]

“And they also had thick, protective calluses here, here, and here!”
“Oooooh...”

—Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

Good guy Croatia, making sure Neymar's schedule is cleared right in time...

 

[mikerc]

Good guy Croatia, making sure Neymar's schedule is cleared right in time...

You may want to fix that before Bubs sees it...

 

[Gruebeard]

No, you're bulging around the middle though.

And your feet are freezing.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[MindDetective]

I didn't get it without looking it up but I think it is an acting/stage management joke...

 

[GasBandit]

A twist on the meme of the moment:

 

[figmentPez]

I didn't get it without looking it up but I think it is an acting/stage management joke...

You are correct. In theatre the stage manager will go around calling time, and the proper response is "Thank you, <time>". So that the stage manager knows you've heard them correctly.

 

[GasBandit]

This is only here instead of the misanthropy thread because I'm convinced it's fake.

 

[Covar]