figmentPez
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I'm just wondering how they're supposed to design a container that dispenses liquid such that it does not resemble any other efficient designs for dispensing liquid.
Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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GasBandit
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I mean, really, there was nothing wrong with the big dopey ass bottles with the ridiculous ribbed cup caps. I suppose you could just stick a spigot in the side of one of those if you they were so inclined.
GasBandit
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The ol' "The problem is too many stupid people. I'm not saying we should make stupidity illegal, but why don't we just take the warning labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out" situation, eh?
figmentPez
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"Nothing" except that those bottles use more material in their packaging, and don't ship as easily for online orders.
"The version uses 60% less plastic than shipping an equivalent 150 ounce bottle of Tide since it doesn't require additional layers of cardboard boxing or bubble wrap. It's lighter and takes up less space in a delivery truck." - source
Oh. I got a pitch for a Television show!
So, it's kinda like Quantum Leap but our protagonist, named Darwin, lingers in the background of his host's mind, subtly manipulating him. This is called Creeping, and Darwin creeps into the minds of people who are about to die tragic death. The goal, though, isn't to save them. That would fuck with the timeline. Instead, Darwin must attempt to transform their tragic death into comic farce for the entertainment of the TV audience of the future.
I call it Darwin's Creep
I don’t wanna wait
For their lives to be over
I’ll climb inside their heads
Maliciouslyyyyy
I’m-a gonna make
All of ‘em diiiie for this show
We’re gonna have the best
Show on teeveeee
You’ll seee...
Do doot doo do do do
Do doot doo do do do
...I’ve never seen Dawson’s Creek
—Patrick
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figmentPez
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GasBandit
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He could be catching a train for the backcountry, you don't know.
He's wearing the wrong footwear for that.
GasBandit
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He could also make bad decisions when it comes to garments.
As further illustrated by mixing camo and high vis.
He's also not wearing his backpack in an ergonomically safe fashion, so you may be right.
I just FINALLY signed up for a tumblr acct last week, too!
"ASSTMCHRi"
--Patrick
GasBandit
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My mind went less ASST-Mochrie and more Ass-to-m-Christmas
GasBandit
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GasBandit
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"It's a fair cop" was a running gag on Flying Circus.
But yeah, when I was young I thought she was saying "This is a fair court" sarcastically. It took a lot more watching FC (and reading up on British idioms) to realize my mistake.
Your post is a mockery of this thread.
GasBandit
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Probably does.
I've often pitched this concept, except it's a Dynasty Warriors-esque take on the American Revolution with things like Benjamin Franklin electrocuting guys with a kite and George Washington chopping up guys with an axe. I think it'd sell.
Is this... Not already a thing? I assume that's the joke... ?
Have...have you been spying on our house? Because Mr. Z and I proposed that exact thing years ago.
