Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[DarkAudit]

From reddit: "Even 60mph winds can't take out the most solid structures in the 'Burgh"

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(Just in case you Need It Explained...)

 

[Dave]

Fuck that. I'll move a chair and park there even if I don't need to park. If it's not a car it's fair game.

 

[Bubble181]

Fuck that. I'll move a chair and park there even if I don't need to park. If it's not a car it's fair game.

It's straight-up illegal in Belgium. Of course, it still happens and a lot depends on the area.

 

[Celt Z]

I can't think of a single borough in NYC where they wouldn't steal the spot AND the chair.

 

[Sparhawk]

Texas, they’d just run the chair over and park there anyway. Possible even that the truck could be so jacked up that it would clear the chair and leave it undisturbed.

 

[GasBandit]

True story - when I was a kid, I couldnt figure out this silhouette. I thought it was some kind of frog in a hat, and the opening on the right between the mask and the collar was its mouth. Ribbit.

 

[blotsfan]

Fuck that. I'll move a chair and park there even if I don't need to park. If it's not a car it's fair game.

I'd be inclined to agree but I'd be worried that the person who "reserved" it would retaliate by fucking up my car. I'm very glad that's not a custom where I'm at. Parking can be a premium where I live.

 

[PatrThom]

I might just take the chair and move on.
I mean...free chair!

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Maybe gluten is the devil.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm more interested in the search terms that would group these 4 items together.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Cart history of an Amazon account shared by many people

 

[GasBandit]

 

[@Li3n]

True story - when I was a kid, I couldnt figure out this silhouette. I thought it was some kind of frog in a hat, and the opening on the right between the mask and the collar was its mouth. Ribbit.

Yeah, i'm still not sure what the deal with it is... is he supposed to be invisible inside the cloak, or what, coz that opening between the mask and the collar makes no sense otherwise...

 

[GasBandit]

Ladies, if you're interested, this is the caliber of hint most of us need.

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[Ravenpoe]

Ladies, if you're interested, this is the caliber of hint most of us need.

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I don't know, probably still just a joke, shouldn't read too much into it.

 

[bhamv3]

I don't know, probably still just a joke, shouldn't read too much into it.

Agreed. The writing isn't very neat, it could also say "put your click in me", so it'd be wrong to presume too much.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't know, probably still just a joke, shouldn't read too much into it.

That or some kind of bait and switch right? Like after that, "Psych! You thought! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

 

[PatrThom]

Instructions unclear, re-enacted Sexy Losers comic.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[evilmike]

Well, bless their heart.

 

[PatrThom]

“But then could you not BBQ it real long? Just BBQ it long enough to crisp up the outsides, thanks.”

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

You go, Harold.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

 

[GasBandit]

Green Book's getting roasted on twitter

Spoiler: Spoiled for Length

HEY WAIT A SEC

 

[Frank]

I think we know how Jeopardy writers feel about ICE.

 

[jwhouk]

"What is 'my Five-Oh', Alex?"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

That "circle Uranus and look for Klingons" joke has been around since I was a kid. Good to see the old jokes brought out like new material.

 

[blotsfan]

That "circle Uranus and look for Klingons" joke has been around since I was a kid. Good to see the old jokes brought out like new material.

TIL toilets existed when dave was a kid.

 

[PatrThom]

TIL toilets existed when dave was a kid.

Are you kidding? He may have invented pooping in a hole in the ground.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

Whatever. I invented holes!!

 

[MindDetective]

Way to lean into the joke, @Dave !

 

[figmentPez]

That "circle Uranus and look for Klingons" joke has been around since I was a kid. Good to see the old jokes brought out like new material.

They're labled as Dad jokes. They're not even pretending to be new material.

 

[PatrThom]

Way to double deuce down, @Dave !

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

I'm sure these would be part of Spock's logical reasoning on why they acquitted him for Kirk's murder.