Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

JFC Dorothy, have you been dating Jack Lelane?

 

[Celt Z]

Dorothy puts up with no one's shit. NO ONE'S.

Also, she has a date with a Dr. Banner tomorrow night. Gotta be ready for anything.

 

[PatrThom]

Go on, Dorothy. Show 'em how you can pull a bus with your teeth.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

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I believe the most common rebuttals to this are, firstly, Isildur was one of the greatest warriors of Men at the time, so there's no guarantee Elrond would win that fight, and secondly Elrond would've failed just as hard at casting the ring into the fire.

 

[GasBandit]

It's still summer until Sept. 22, dammit! I'm going in the pool! Gimme my shorts and tank tops!

...until the first actual day that I need to wear long sleeves and pants, then pass the pumpkin everything.

 

[Celt Z]

Ok, ALMOST pumpkin everything.

Sadly, my favorite coffee place closed last December, and they made all their flavors on-site, including their PSL. Their's was so good I can't buy a PSL anywhere else because now everyone else's tastes too fake or perfumy.

However, Wawa's Pumpkin coffee is delish and now I have to hunt some down.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

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Ngl I once was seeing a girl who was into being choked and it was kinda hot. Then one time I did too much and she started actually having trouble breathing and had to cough for a solid few minutes which ruined the mood.

 

[Celt Z]

Terrible puns

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[BErt]

Ngl I once was seeing a girl who was into being choked and it was kinda hot. Then one time I did too much and she started actually having trouble breathing and had to cough for a solid few minutes which ruined the mood.

 

[Shawn]

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I didn't learn the art of dominatrix right out of the gate. For the sake of all the uneducated, If you don't want to be choked don't call it "choke".

 

[blotsfan]

Apparently I needed to hear that.

 

[GasBandit]

Handsome Jack would remind you that to properly CHOKE someone, you need to put something INSIDE their throat. What these people are talking about is STRANGLING.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

Well, shit, that one got taken down. It was really funny, too, and I can't seem to find another copy.

Rough summation

Spoiler

Young woman talking to camera about it's wrong to criticize women for calling their partner "daddy" during sex. She says she doesn't have a choice because her partner is named "Earl" and how awful it would be to moan "EARL" during sex. Video ends with the stinger, "And he's 50, so..."

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Just Me]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[bhamv3]

Where is this school and how can I obtain a faculty position there?

 

[Tress]

Where is this school and how can I obtain a faculty position there?

Literally any school in the US right now. Can confirm.

 

[BErt]

Hey, the quarantine was hard on difficult for everyone you know.

 

[blotsfan]

Literally any school in the US right now. Can confirm.

Not here. We're doing remote learning.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

Sound:

 

[bhamv3]

Sound:

I didn't find this funny for the first five loops, but for some reason starting from the sixth loop it started getting to me and I laughed.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]