Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

Gen-Z gives me hope. Such kindness in the youth these days.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

The Necronomicondom ex Mortis

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

I now have a mental image of a dragon with a bunch of women on display in huge glass cases in his lair, sort of like the Collector from GotG.

I also have the mental image of the dragon going around handing out meals, mucking out the glass display cases, giving his captives checkups to confirm their health and general welfare...

 

[Chad Sexington]

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The Necronomicondom ex Mortis

Necromanticon

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Celt Z]

Yeah, but it's Maine, so the plow is going to be some kind of evil demon. And I mean in every sense of the word "plow".

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Oh hey and a follow up

Gives new meaning to "Hook a brother up"

Also AAAAAAAAGH 5% BATTERY

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

I've never used those and have never trusted them. It's not like it's hard to clean a pot

 

[PatrThom]

Just needs great-grandfather full of mercury to finish the chain.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

I'd seen the pic of the jeans before, but that caption!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

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Woof.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I'd seen the pic of the jeans before, but that caption!

Please. I just call that "getting older".

 

[figmentPez]

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@Bubble181 This is a weaving joke. The warp and weft are the two major directions of thread when weaving cloth. The warp runs the length of the cloth, while the weft goes back and forth across the loom in a shuttle. (Link to a diagram)

 

[chris]

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@Bubble181 This is a weaving joke. The warp and weft are the two major directions of thread when weaving cloth. The warp runs the length of the cloth, while the weft goes back and forth across the loom in a shuttle. (Link to a diagram)

That's probably the nerdiest joke I heard in a long time.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

I nearly shot water out my nose at the Mario reference

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Hey now. #26 is actually a video game, not a book.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

I had number 18. I had that whole collection of books when I was like 5.

Oh my god.

 

[Celt Z]

I had, and now Li'l Z has, numbers 18 and 45. No, their real titles are nearly as exciting, but I'm onboard with the Count counting fucks to give.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I have that first book on the back of my commode, face down. It's surprisingly good at catching which of your guests are of a nosey bent

 

[Dave]

I have that first book on the back of my commode, face down. It's surprisingly good at catching which of your guests are of a nosey bent

I always liked a marble or two in the medicine cabinet right over the sink. You'd hear who's nosy and who wasn't.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

As a parent, I've had too many moments like this. Thank goodness it flies over my kid's head as well.