Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

This is what I’m most looking forward to about being a dad.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

I really appreciate the renewed surge in D&D memes post BG3 release.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

They just don't know. They don't understand.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

They just don't know. They don't understand.

I think about ancient Greeks too, does that count?

EDIT: Also, the Byzantine Empire. Sometimes I think about the Byzantine Empire.

 

[PatrThom]

Man, it's been far too long since I last played Age of Empires.

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

Man, it's been far too long since I last played Age of Empires.

--Patrick

I hate Age of Empires!

Wololo Wololo

I love Age of Empires!

 

[Piotyr]

I mean....it probably does, just not in the way they were hoping.

 

[GasBandit]

Oh yeah, DXL sales spam e-mail ... you know EXACTLY how to get my attention.

 

[GasBandit]

Oh yeah, DXL sales spam e-mail ... you know EXACTLY how to get my attention.

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That said, actually looking at what color "glazed ginger" is... it's a-shade-lighter-than-pumpkin orange.

Hair? Great.
Pants?..... no thanks.

 

[AshburnerX]

Those are Yam pants.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Hey, @ThatNickGuy , they named a food after your... oh, wait, nevermind. Sorry.

 

[General Specific]

I saw that yesterday and thought to myself, "Ew!"

I saw it today, while very hungry and thought to myself, "It might be good..."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

lasagna and ravioli, for those wondering

 

[PatrThom]

Oh yeah, DXL sales spam e-mail ... you know EXACTLY how to get my attention.

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Meanwhile, my ads be like:

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

Pants?..... no thanks

I mean, this has always been my motto anyway

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Did I ever tell you guys my boss is 24 years old?

I am hep to the lingo the kids use.

 

[GasBandit]

Be warned, fellow olds

 

[Celt Z]

Did I ever tell you guys my boss is 24 years old?

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I am hep to the lingo the kids use.

 

[blotsfan]

Be warned, fellow olds

Thanks for the tip. I desperately have to keep up with the current slang so I can annoy the shit out of my daughter once she's a teenager by using it incorrectly.

 

[General Specific]

I have never heard the term Slide Deck before. When did that start? I'm 43

 

[Tress]

I have never heard the term Slide Deck before. When did that start? I'm 43

Around the start of Covid, 2020 or so. As a teacher it went from non-existent to EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME in the blink of an eye.

 

[Celt Z]

Thanks for the tip. I desperately have to keep up with the current slang so I can annoy the shit out of my daughter once she's a teenager by using it incorrectly.

Pshaw. I don't need lingo when I want to embarrass my son. I do it the old-fashioned way: insanity!

Example, last Saturday, while all the Z's are in the car:

Li'l Z: [talking about a racing game]"... and then I ran him off a cliff!"
Me: "You know, vehicular homicide is generally frowned upon."
Li'l Z: "What's 'vehicular homicide'?"
Me: "It's when you use a car or any automotive to kill someone on purpose. (If it's accidental, it's manslaughter!)"
Li'l Z: "....ok. But it's only a game, it's not real!"
Me: "Doesn't matter. When the AI rise up against us, they'll remember that."
Li'l Z: "What?!?"
Mr. Z: "...WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE"

Bonus: it works on spouses, too!