Funny (political, religious) pictures

Our sense of invincibility, manifest destiny and multiple attempts at global hegemony will be our downfall, though. The same things at some time could have been said about the British Empire, the Roman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, etc...

No superpower endures forever. My biggest fear is that the next superpower won't be actual countries, but multinational conglomerations.
 
To be fair, like a huge portion of the homeless population, he's probably mentally ill. Which puts him in the disabled category. Which is another discriminated against minority :p
 
"Ok, we're going to start with a game called Let's Make an Election, in this game Chip's going to be a voter, and he has to pick a candidate, and the other three guys play the candidates, except we've given them all a strange quirk or identity, which is written on these cards, they've never seen the cards before. And, at the end, Chip has to guess who they are. So, when you're ready, take it away Chip."

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"Okay, candidate number one, as a strong independent woman, I treasure the right to make decisions about my body. Why don't you tell me about what kind of things you'd do to my body."

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"Your own decisions? Girl, you crazy? What makes you think you are CAPABLE of making your own decisions? How about we let your baby make the decisions, huh? I'll bet you're gonna start trying to take people's guns away next, aren't you?"

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"Ooh, firey rhetoric, I like that! Okay, candidate number two, same question?"

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"Why, I agree you should have the right to decide, missy. That's your freedom, isn't it? This is a free country, isn't it? In fact, I'm going to write a law that says the government has to put armed guards around all women, to make sure they have their freedom! Of course, I'm not sure how we're going to pay for the armed guards, but we'll deal with that later."

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"Oooh, so you'll be bringing friends! Sounds saucy! Okay, candidate number three?"

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"I agree with everything they said, so why don't you just tell me what you want, and I'll tell you what you want to hear."
 
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