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[Dave]

Because Trump is a fucking idiot.

 

[Dave]

One of the first responses:

 

[Gruebeard]

I bet they'll be sanctions against Russia for interfering with the election.

 

[blotsfan]

@figmentPez if you're asking what that is, the president tweeted out a game of thrones reference to announce policy.

If you're asking why, I have no clue.

 

[figmentPez]

What sanctions, though? Why do these sanctions get a movie poster?

 

[Dave]

What sanctions, though? Why do these sanctions get a movie poster?

Sanctions on Iran.

 

[GasBandit]

Sanctions on Iran.

For which he's also already given out 8 waivers. So they're effectively toothless.

 

[Dei]

If you're not laughing, you're crying.

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[PatrThom]

So happy cameras are not allowed in voting booths.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Gruebeard]

Because conning racists isn't gonna backfire into those racists doubling down on their racism when they learn they've been duped by someone from the race they be racist against.

Never mind that the scam of the century is certainly gonna be bigger than some teen girl grabbing a few bucks from a few people on the internet. Has she even actually fleeced one person?

 

[blotsfan]

Because conning racists isn't gonna backfire into those racists doubling down on their racism when they learn they've been duped by someone from the race they be racist against.

A) those people probably aren't going to change and never will.

2) it certainly puts a hole in their "black people are dumber than us" claims since they were demonstrably outsmarted by one.

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[PatrThom]

My sides.
My poor sides.
Oh yes, there is definitely sound.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[Gared]

My sides.
My poor sides.
Oh yes, there is definitely sound.

--Patrick

Cohen apparently went live the other day with everything Trump ever said when they were together before his presidency, and one of the things he mentioned was that, whenever they would drive through a "rough looking" neighborhood, Trump would look around and remark that only "racial slurs" could live in neighborhoods like that. It didn't occur to me until that video labeled him the token urban expert, but... did Trump make a neurosurgeon HUD Chairman because he was the only black cabinet member, and Trump honestly believes that only PoC live in HUD housing?

Edit: Also, Love Boat remains one of those teasing Classic TV Series that's everywhere all the time, except when you want to stream it or download it.

 

[evilmike]

 

[blotsfan]

Jim Carrey is the best.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[GasBandit]

Welp, time to start thinking about 2020...

 

[@Li3n]

Welp, time to start thinking about 2020...

It's funny, because Macho Camacho was smart enough to know that he should listen to the guy that can think good... which puts him a step ahead of the last few republican presidents.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Yes, well, I live not that far from the eastern shores of Lake Michigan, aaaaand...

—Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

Speaking of Scott Walker...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

At least owning a brothel is legal in Nevada.

 

[PatrThom]

Kati and I were discussing this. He won because there were no other Rebublicans on the ballot but the rules state that if the elected official dies while in office (even if just elected), then the replacement must be chosen from the same party as the decedent.

Also that article neglects to mention he was discovered by Ron Jeremy and Flavor Flav.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

At least they knew what time it was, then.

 

[PatrThom]

At least they knew what time it was, then.

Does anybody really care?
Also you're assuming Flav remembered to set it back an hour.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

Does anyone really care?

--Patrick

My joke made sense. It's Flavor Flav.