Funny (political, religious) pictures

[jwhouk]

The problem is, too many people probably think Sanders really said those things.

 

[PatrThom]

Damn.
Just...damn.
Nothing else puts into perspective just how much of a waste the Bloomberg campaign was more than this tweet.

What? The arithmetic is completely wrong and it's actually only ~$1.50/person?
So sorry, carry on.

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

This isnt how math works!

Bloomberg could have bought everyone a McDouble and he ran for president instead.

 

[@Li3n]

Buying everyone a McBurger might have been a better way to spend the money for the campaign, though.

 

[BErt]

That was my point

 

[@Li3n]

Nah, i mean he could have run for president by buying the burgers... your post implied "instead"!

 

[Dave]

Or he could have fixed Flint's water problems and saved himself $500 million while doing something good and getting good pub.

 

[Krisken]

I've been impressed... by Jaden Smith?

Jaden Smith’s ambitious plan to provide clean water in Flint—and the rest of America

Smith and his partner Drew FitzGerald’s social impact project The Water Box is a winner of the 2019 Innovation by Design awards.

www.fastcompany.com

Just saying, good on him. Sometimes it's nice to focus on the non-fuckheads.

 

[@Li3n]

saved himself $500 million while doing something good and getting good pub.

Why would he care about saving himself the equivalent of a quarter again?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Would’ve been better if he’d been filling it with tiny time pills.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Alex Jones just got arrested for DUI.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Dave]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[jwhouk]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[ScytheRexx]

 

[Dei]

Now it's stuck in my head.

 

[AshburnerX]

 

[PatrThom]

I think the best part of this isn't the tiny hands (and feet), but the the backwards binoculars which convey the entire message.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Sparhawk]

@Bubble181 she apparently did some online stuff yesterday and came across as the entitled self-centered idiot that she is. Something along the lines of COVID-19 deaths are inevitable. I would say apparently she liked the word from Avengers.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

"(Except the groups I like)"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[@Li3n]

Maybe, but to be sure, why not give it a hoodie?

Or is that just for Geraldo?

 

[PatrThom]

--Patick

 

[MindDetective]

A-yup

 

[Cheesy1]

thedangocoronavirusman

 

[jwhouk]

 

[chris]

Maybe it's time to learn how to use these

 

[PatrThom]

Well my job is secure.
Apparently my nuts are essential.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

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