figmentPez
Staff member
And a hand powered can opener.* I haven't used an electric can opener in decades now. (Those things are hard to clean, so they're usually disgusting.)And that's why you need a Swiss Army knife.
And that's why you need a Swiss Army knife.
Or do it the way I learned in Scouts: you can just rub the can on concrete until you've worn down the aluminum enough that it just pops open with anything you can wedge in there.And a hand powered can opener.* I haven't used an electric can opener in decades now. (Those things are hard to clean, so they're usually disgusting.)
This story is full of such colossal stupidity it feels like satire. I wish I wasn't acutely aware of just how plausible it really is.
* and that's just for normal, everyday life. If we're talking survival you also need so much more. "Civilization is going to collapse! But natural gas can't possibly fail us, it's part of nature!"
Or anything hand powered. Even the phone problem could be solved that way.And a hand powered can opener.
Not an actual Ted Cruz tweet.Narrator: He lied.
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Yes, where are these stories, Mr conservative Facebook person? Where are they, indeed.
--Patrick
Cruz'ing to Mexico. Fucking Fled Cruise.Yes, where are these stories, Mr conservative Facebook person? Where are they, indeed.
--Patrick
He has something like $5.4 trillion is gold, just in the Moneybin. His wealth outside of the gold is probably several times that.Does anyone know if $31.5 quadrillion is an official Disney statement as to the level of Scrooge's wealth?
--Patrick
Of course, they've got a pepper bar!Would they approve if it was Pelosi's Quiznos?