Funny (political, religious) pictures

[figmentPez]

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

The rnc has decided to lace their mustard with coke?

 

[Eriol]

Pearls sums up your choices differently than @GasBandit does:

But still accurately, in a way.

 

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[Emrys]

I'd watch the hell out of that, especially if riffed by MST3K.

 

[GasBandit]

His hands are so small!

 

[CrimsonSoul]

GO TRUMP! hahahahahaha

 

[GasBandit]

That's... that's just a train wreck in every sense except for there being no actual literal train involved.

 

[Gruebeard]

But just imagine it being sung by preteen girls dressed in the American flag. Gold.

 

[Terrik]

That's... that's just a train wreck in every sense except for there being no actual literal train involved.

Not so fast

 

[Covar]

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Covar]

Sorry, I guess I forgot to include the required Trump is Hitler comment. That seems to be mandatory these days.

 

[bhamv3]

Wait, the Libertarian symbol is a porcupine?

 

[Denbrought]

Wait, the Libertarian symbol is a porcupine?

They're pretty self-aware https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog's_dilemma

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah, it probably doesn't help that their party symbol is Ron Jeremy.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

Ahhhh, business as usual.

 

[PatrThom]

The sweet smell of Democracy.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

You wafted in here just to say that?

 

[PatrThom]

You wafted in here just to say that?

Like a moth to a flame.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Not just the Dem Party.
Also the NSA, the TSA, body cams, etc., etc.
Really it's 2016 that's mad you checked his phone. That's why he keeps killing all those celebrities you love.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

The sweet smell of Democracy.

--Patrick

I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene.
And I'm neither left or right
I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up
this little wild bouquet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

 

[PatrThom]

I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
I love the country but I can't stand the scene.
And I'm neither left or right
I'm just staying home tonight,
getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up
this little wild bouquet:
Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

I had to look it up. Kati knew it right off.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

I had to look it up. Kati knew it right off.

--Patrick

On my walk to and from work today, I was and will be listening to a Cohen concert.

(Will be, because I've pitstopped at a bar)[DOUBLEPOST=1469677569,1469677464][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, give Kati that brofist for me.

 

[PatrThom]

give Kati that brofist for me.

Done.
She looked confused.
I keep telling her to get her own account here.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

Done.
She looked confused.
I keep telling her to get her own account here.

--Patrick

"Why did you just fist me?"
"Some internet weirdos told me to."

 

[Celt Z]

"Why did you just fist me?"

I hope you mean "fist bump", because I'd imagine anything else would be met with more "?!?!?!".

 

[BErt]

I assumed it was intentional

 

[DarkAudit]

I assumed it was intentional

This one was...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]