I don't get it. It started well enough with asking about summer vacation and such, but most of the lines are just nonsense.BLR serves up the first republican debate...
That's usually what BLR does, yes. That's what the B stands for... BAD lip reading.I don't get it. It started well enough with asking about summer vacation and such, but most of the lines are just nonsense.
Guess it's just not my brand of humour.That's usually what BLR does, yes. That's what the B stands for... BAD lip reading.
From Dirty Spaceman: "I can tell I'm beginning to like Alejandro. He's brave, and dapper, and NOT DRUNK. And I loved his junk in High School, he's like a big Swiss hand-rapist."
From Russian Unicorn: "We've been here for too long! We gotta run, OK? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut."
From Morning Dew: "One time I drew a pink ice castle with a green hot dog and three light snacks. I'mma teach ya'll how to scrape out the sink drain. A midget said 'Speak with an accent,' so I did just so I could steal his porche while he was tied to a stake. In the rain."
From Everybody Poops: "I'm gon' go find a chicken fight, then gon' go poo poo. Mama wrote me a note. She forgot that I'm a big soft machine man. Howdy! Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck, and I hate those green potatoes with those soggy fish sticks!"
Does this mean you're not a fan of Monty Python?Guess it's just not my brand of humour.
Most of them were blah, but Ted Cruz and DOCTOR Carson had me fuckin' rolling.BLR serves up the first republican debate...
That's not the same kind of humour. Monty Python has some rhyme or reason to their humour. Each skit has its own internal logic and at least the lines actually make sense. In this case, it's mostly just gobbledygook.Does this mean you're not a fan of Monty Python?
--Patrick
Yeah, I miss the songs to be honest. Everybody Poops and Russian Unicorn still make me smile.What makes BLR funny is the juxtaposition of the nonsense words serendipitously matching the lip movements. Once it took off, he has taken to stretching that connection a little further to shape the "happy accidents" a little more to his liking at the cost of being less faithful to the lip movements.
If you're not one to laugh at ridiculous incongruity, then you probably won't think it's funny. It could also be considered absurd, which is why I asked about Monty Python.
--Patrick
I really miss them too. My favorites are Dirty Spaceman, Morning Dew and Russian Unicorn. I mean, Medieval Land Fun Time World was funny and all, but the music is the best.Yeah, I miss the songs to be honest. Everybody Poops and Russian Unicorn still make me smile.
Those were good too. Especially Total Eclipse of the Heart and White Wedding.I miss the literal music videos.
--Patrick
Alternate title: Rich, Religious White Man Fears Losing Ability to Discriminatehttp://www.nbcnews.com/politics/201...fronts-ted-cruz-gay-rights-iowa-state-n414041
Ted Cruz is such a clown. Go you tiny Canadian firecracker and make that big Canadian bigot fuckwad say the dumbest shit.
"If everyone is equal, who will I dis?"Alternate title: Rich, Religious White Man Fears Losing Ability to Discriminate
This would be true if Christians weren't suing bakeries for not putting their anti-gay hate speech on their cakes. Unfortunately, those people don't seem to realize that hate speech isn't something they can force on a third party...The whole "force christian florists/bakers to provide flowers/cakes for gay weddings" thing is such malarky. They freakin shop around until they find somebody who won't, and then they try to make a national case to destroy them. That's why whenever it happens, donations pour in, like that pizzeria. Sorry to say it but Page came off worse than Cruz in that exchange.
Oh yeah, he came off great when he started talking about how christians are being discriminated against.The whole "force christian florists/bakers to provide flowers/cakes for gay weddings" thing is such malarky. They freakin shop around until they find somebody who won't, and then they try to make a national case to destroy them. That's why whenever it happens, donations pour in, like that pizzeria. Sorry to say it but Page came off worse than Cruz in that exchange.
Yeah, but it's really hard to look at a group which is heavily discriminated against and can be fired for who they are in a majority of states and say "Hey, stop being petty when it comes to cake".This would be true if Christians weren't suing bakeries for not putting their anti-gay hate speech on their cakes. Unfortunately, those people don't seem to realize that hate speech isn't something they can force on a third party...
Regardless, it's completely petty at this point, for both parties.
College age white girls. Based on my observations of the internet anyway."If everyone is equal, who will I dis?"
--Patrick
I didn't say he looked good, I said she came off worse. She charged right down off that high ground into the mud and got right in there to wrestle. Millions of Americans just saw a lesbian tell a presidential candidate that florists should be forced to violate their moral beliefs.Oh yeah, he came off great when he started talking about how christians are being discriminated against.
Except his hypothetical is something that doesn't happen, ever.I didn't say he looked good, I said she came off worse. She charged right down off that high ground into the mud and got right in there to wrestle. Millions of Americans just saw a lesbian tell a presidential candidate that florists should be forced to violate their moral beliefs.
It's no different than what Ash is talking about - a religious person suing a cake company for refusing to put "god hates fags" on a cake.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/USA-Up...or-refusing-to-write-anti-gay-slogans-on-cakeExcept his hypothetical is something that doesn't happen, ever.
Anyone else remember this guy? Sued because the bakery wouldn't put his son's name on a birthday cake. Son's name was... Adolf Hitler. Another was named Aryan Nations, and a daughter Honzlynn Himmler.
It's not about being for or against gay marriage. Is about the right to freedom of association.Anyone who even tries to defend the "right" te be against gay marriage based on religious freedom, but doesn't want to ban divorce, is an idiot who doesn't know his own religious texts.
Anyone who thinks his or her religion should somehow be the basis to determine whether or not is legal, has missed the point of separation of church and state.
Anyone who thinks discrimination is OK if it's based on his or her religion should be very, very careful - because that can and will bite you in the ass very, very fast when you realize you have to de facto accept others can do the same. Those people should read some interpretations of the kafir rules and think whether or not they think that's a good plan.
One is hate speech and one isn't.
That was the excuse in the Civil Rights Era.If someone was against black people, should they have the right to refuse service to them?
And this is why I'm okay with one side winning this over the other. The Anti-gay faction is doing this so that they may de facto discriminate, while the gay faction is only doing this so they may not be discriminated against. It doesn't mean this hasn't become incredibly petty (we're talking cakes here people), but at least one side of this would let the other do whatever they wanted if they dropped the threat of discrimination and violence against them. And ultimately, that is what needs to happen: polite society cannot exist when law abiding citizens can be harmed based on religious opinion alone. There is no logical or sound reason to allow it.That was the excuse in the Civil Rights Era.
Wouldn't you?For whatever reason, bakeries are just fucking the gatekeeper for this issue.