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- Thread starter Charlie Don't Surf
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BErt
You shouldn't call broads dames.
Yeah, chicks hate that.
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makare
That made me think of Roger Rabbit.
figmentPez
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*sigh* Girls are awesome...
and frustrating, awful, annoying, wondrous, confounding, terrifying, beautiful, irksome, maddening...
and frustrating, awful, annoying, wondrous, confounding, terrifying, beautiful, irksome, maddening...
Not to mention how icky they are.
Shannow
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Hookers. And lots of 'em. Problem solved.
Me, I just like to drop a roll of hundreds and a Magnum condom, so they know about my wealth and my massive dong.
BananaHands
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Biannoshufu
pretty much that. Get back on the horse/saddle up.
Also I'm offering above advice based on the hope that you are nothing like your internet persona here.
Also I'm offering above advice based on the hope that you are nothing like your internet persona here.
Every time I meet a woman, I hand over a leather-bound tome of my post history and tell her to read it before we meet next.
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Biannoshufu
Funny, every time I meet a woman I hand over a leather ceiling harness and tell her to put it on before we meet next.
Sounds like my prom night. 
It's like we're two of a kind....
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Biannoshufu
you cheater, you're expected to have a supply of handcuffs, a Taser, and a nightstick.
Don't hate just because I get issued for free the toys that you have to pay for.
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Biannoshufu
I guarantee my toys are better quality than yours, though.
Doing more with less has ever been a motto of mine...
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makare
and now it his wife's too. heyo!
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Biannoshufu
I am restraining myself from making a cutting remark.
Hey, if you don't swing when I toss it out there...
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Biannoshufu
I'm not sure why being gay is an insult. Straight people can stick up for gay rights, too.
I'm not sure how I can "act" gay other than making a post about how hot a guy is or how much I want to have sex with a man. I'm pretty sure even at my drunkest I never made such a post here.
That was it; that was where the confusion came from.
You're being a dumbass again for this:
Just because we don't like you or wish we couldn't see your posts doesn't mean everything said to or about you is an insult. You took us saying we thought you were gay as being an insult, so maybe there's some issues there, I don't know, I'm not in your head. I can't speak for Jay either, though he said honestly, and I said that too, meaning "I'm not doing this to say being gay is an insult or whatever fuckedy-up goes on in your head. There was a time where, for reasons I can't recall, I assumed you were one of the homosexual males of the forum, who prefers sex with men over sex with women." And you got pissed the first time I said that and I responded that it was an innocent mistake. That was back before you soured all goodwill towards you, and may have been in that first big feminism topic where we realized you didn't have a fucking clue what you were talking about. I'm sure it was the same for Jay, just an innocent mistake in thinking you were gay.
Although from the sound of this topic, you're not having sex with anyone, so maybe it doesn't make any difference.
There, that was me insulting you.
I don't know about anyone else, but the reasons I misunderstood your orientation were due to your early posts talking about your roommate which seemed to hint at your preferences including something other than heterosexuality.
Not that it matters, but it seems to be that I wasn't the only one scratching my head at this thread.
Not that it matters, but it seems to be that I wasn't the only one scratching my head at this thread.
BananaHands
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Charlie... I'll be honest, I truly thought you were... you know.... an anteater.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
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