Girls

[Hailey Knight]

He can't eat ants. That's murder.

 

[Silver Jelly]

And murder is for kids, you silly rabbit!

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Look, ants are delicious. I am on record as saying that multiple times.

 

[BananaHands]

Look, ants are delicious. I am on record as saying that multiple times.

I don't know about anyone else, but the reasons I misunderstood your species was due to your early posts talking about ants which seemed to hint at your species including something other than being human.

Not that it matters, but it seems to be that I wasn't the only one scratching my head at this thread.

 

[LittleSin]

I, for one, always thought Silver Jelly was an ocelot.

Imagine my surprise when I saw the Picture thread!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Yuh-you m-m-mean he's not?

 

[strawman]

Once you go ocelot, you never go back.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I thought Stienman was a rabbit.

Then I saw he had millions of children and it turned out I was right.

 

[strawman]

 

[LittleSin]

I thought Allen was an Albatross.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I am a large seabird in the order Procellariiformes. How did you know?

 

[Silver Jelly]

How do you titillate an ocelot?

 

[fade]

I am a large seabird in the order Procellariiformes. How did you know?

The goatee.

 

[Officer_Charon]

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Play "Spot"

 

[Biannoshufu]

what the shit is wrong with all of you people?

not meant maliciously, but seriously, is there a DSM IV classification for it?

 

[drifter]

Tit elate an ass a lot

 

[Ravenpoe]

I like this relationship thread a whole lot more than the other one.

We should grab some beers and put on a movie.

 

[Biannoshufu]

I think that's because we have some sort of empathy for Norris, whereas Charlie...

yeah.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I think that's because we have some sort of empathy for Norris, whereas Charlie...

yeah.

On the contrary, I like Charlie a lot.

 

[Biannoshufu]

On the contrary, I like Charlie a lot.

You're a kind person.

I still doubt Charlie's anything but a straw man AI/HUMINT test program funded by American Crossroads.

 

[BananaHands]

I mean, this was bound to come up eventually:

 

[Silver Jelly]

Tit elate an ass a lot

Play "Spot"

(No, I didn't make this image just after my question, why do you ask?)

 

[Officer_Charon]

That's one sexy-eyed ocelot

 

[LittleSin]

I knew it!

 

[fade]

Holy crap, that's disturbing.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Also, I see a therapist

 

[strawman]

I mean, this was bound to come up eventually:

 

[BananaHands]

I don't know, Charlie. Sometimes a girl wants to know that you're not going to be dependent on them. If you try incredibly hard to be everything the girl wants, there'll be no excitement and she'll lose interest. I've broken up/have been broken up with for that reason. You're not supposed to complete someone, just compliment someone.

Hell, I don't know. I just feel bad for my only contribution being an anteater accusation.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Also, I see a therapist

Not as manly and perfect as Norris, are you? Didn't think so.

 

[blotsfan]

Also, I see a therapist

"Help me doc! How do I cope with the fact that, as a white man, I'm responsible for everything that has ever been wrong with the world?"

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Actually we talk about my immense and irrational guilt about everything as a result of my father's early influence on me

 

[Biannoshufu]

Actually we talk about my immense and irrational guilt about everything as a result of my father's early influence on me

oh i laughed.

 

[makare]

well ill be damned if that doesnt explain a lot.

 

[Null]

I don't recall ever thinking Charlie was gay, but I do recall often thinking he was an obnoxious irrational asshole, and that's probably not going to help with forming relationships.

 

[Philosopher B.]