Halforums Academy 2 Story Commentary Thread

GasBandit

GasBandit

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Lesse here..

Rendar x Lana: 3 times, no condoms.
Rendar x Celt Z: 4 times, no condoms.
Rendar x Raven: 3 times, no condoms.
Rendar x Shakey: 1 time, no condom.
Rendar never actually slept with Petra Dieb.

Gusto x Raven: 9 times, 9 condoms used.

Zero x Raven: 2 times, condoms N/A.
Zero x Lana: 3 times, condoms N/A.
Zero x Eriol: 4 times, no condoms.

Eriol x Greg Mahan: 3 times, no condoms. (I don't even know if it ever comes up, as they purely function as birth control in this game - there are no STDs)

Wasabi x Film Fanatic: 12 times, no condoms.

Doc Cupcake x Ash: 2 times, 3 condoms used.

I think that's everybody.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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... Jeeezus, Wasabi and FF, really? 12 times in 2 days?

Film Fanatic, I'mma need to know what kinda food you been eating.[DOUBLEPOST=1418615370,1418615345][/DOUBLEPOST]
Gusto said:
Excuse me?
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... there was a.. uh.. "round 2" in one of those encounters.

There's a lot of stats I'm skipping over you guys probably don't want to know about.

Like, down to milliliters and locations.
 
Terrik

Terrik

Gusto said:
All I have to do is make Li Jun love me, in place of Rendar. Then I will top the popularity charts once again! Mwhahaha!
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Jun agrees with you. At first, she said she wanted to kick the butt of whoever was with the guy she liked, in this case, kags, but once I explained Kags and here were friends, she thinks she needs to give up Rendar and go with you instead.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Terrik said:
Jun agrees with you. At first, she said she wanted to kick the butt of whoever was with the guy she liked, in this case, kags, but once I explained Kags and here were friends, she thinks she needs to give up Rendar and go with you instead.
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Did you explain that she likes BOTH guys? heh.
 
filmfanatic

filmfanatic

GasBandit said:
Not to TMI, but... very little of FF is getting where it will do much harm. But at this rate, who knows.
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Huh. Okay, still, he's got to be smarter about the next time. Just because he missed last time doesn't mean he won't get a bulls-eye next time.

Also, I really hope they at least have something to wipe down with, or the rest of the student body is going to be pissed.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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AshburnerX said:
So... what happens if more than one of those girls gets pregnant from Rendar (which is definitely possible considering the number of times)? Do they all get kicked out or only one pair?
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I think whoever confronts him about it first.

But no, nobody's actually in danger of a Rendar baby yet. Takes 5 times minimum.
 
Null

Null

Why do you think I wanted to switch Ronan to the swim team? ;-) But honestly, that would be mean, having him in his fucking speedo every day. *barf*
 
Eriol

Eriol

What I wanna know is if I won the fight! You cut away before it was done!

And I tried to create a man-whore, and he's only 4th or 5th on number of times doing it? Damnit! :(
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Eriol said:
What I wanna know is if I won the fight! You cut away before it was done!

And I tried to create a man-whore, and he's only 4th or 5th on number of times doing it? Damnit! :(
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At that point I wasn't in control any more, and Rendar led Kags out of the courtyard before the fight finished. I don't know who won. You're stronger, but Greg's "One blow" style has advantages over your "No restraint."

It's sad you kids are fighting so much. Such a falling out after bangin'. Maybe the reason you aren't whorin' it up is because... well.. uh..

You and Greg only had 3 "encounters" in your relationship... but let me put it this way... if you guys HAD been using condoms, you'd have about tripled Gusto's number.
 
Eriol

Eriol

OK fine Gas, but still, I wasn't exactly looking for "Monogamy" to be my character's defining trait. More the opposite. ;)
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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LittleKagsin said:
I'm still a virgin! :awesome:
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Rendar just doesn't seem to understand that some people actually value privacy. Of course, if he keeps up the constant barrage of sweet talk, huggin' and kissin'...

Actually come to think of it, considering how often some people are gettin' it on, I'm surprised I haven't seen anybody ducking into the love hotel in town there in the evenings. Either they're doing their business at home, or in one of the other previously mentioned privacy spots. Or they're just incredibly lucky and/or finding spots I don't check.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Durn. Got dinged for copyright on Day 10. And I thought I was being clever by using an off-brand karaoke remix of "What Does the Fox Say?" But apparently even that's in the database.

Fortunately it looks like the only consequence is I can't monetize that video, which I'm fine with.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

I heard it, recognized it, and wondered if it would go over. Still surprised it didn't go over.
Suppose you could always "smush" it enough to fix it, but then you'd have to reencode, reupload, etc.

--Patrick
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Yeah, so long as they don't do anything jackbooted like block the video or mute it, I'm ok with just keepin' on keepin' on.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Grr. Zero's day is being a real bitch to get recorded. Through a combination of technical problems, user goofs, and plain old lack of noteworthy events, I've tried and failed to get a useable day's footage 3 times now. Gah. I'll try again tomorrow.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Zero Esc said:
Just like real life.
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In real life did you see your boyfriend kissing someone else and accidentally try to make the other girl choose between your boyfriend and you, instead of trying to make him choose between you and her? Because that's what I had you do. /facepalm /reboot
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
In real life did you see your boyfriend kissing someone else and accidentally try to make the other girl choose between your boyfriend and you, instead of trying to make him choose between you and her? Because that's what I had you do. /facepalm /reboot
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That's what I'd do ;)
 
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